This Memphis kid sure seem like a pathetic nerd.
Ohline, just pass that blow job and lap dance over here. You see, unlike most, puting my penis in your mouth is acctually better than gold. Performing felatio on me has opened the doors to alot of things for alot of people. I have heard of women getting free tickets to Laker's games, to free dinner at a 5 star joint, and even interviews. Performing felatio on me equates into a never ending pay check. Plus you get to witness me performing some of my lines from Major League. This is going to be hot! Just think about it...
You are talking all sexy to me about how much you want to blow me after I inhale huge amount of crack smoke and I come over and blind fold you and tell you to start counting to 10 real sexy like while I prepare for my role. You get down to 2 and you are really hot and bothered I am talking like you just saw my performance in "The Execution of Private Slovik" for the first time....at one i remove the blind fold and you see this
BAM!
your cock hide out is wetter than Oprah's undertitty in Africa in July. Then you proceed to blow me and before you know it US Weekly, People and all sorts of people want to give you money for interviews just to talk about blowing and fucking me....hold on where was I going with this, eh who gives a fuck, I'm Charlie Sheen.
Adios folks, I have an orgy to go to.