NASADD Social - The lair of Charlie Sheen

[Assphace]

i meant kidnapped and held for ransom and killed

i don't think anyone does that on purpose

 

[hobhead]

this marvelous thread has caught Liberace's attention . i be his bottom bitch when he chimes in .

all ya all mammyjammers don't be barking <snip>

NSFW:

appears .

 

[Johnny blue]

Indeed

 

[RecklessWOT]

fuck this dead social. I gotta work tomorrow. See yall fuckers tomorrow

 

[ohline]

i'm content with my cold, my beer, and my "iron man".

i can't believe i'm just now watching this.


also, dogs are gay.

 

[RecklessWOT]

is that so, ohline?

 

[ohline]

is that so, ohline?

it totally is, recky.

if your shitty little dog needs some off-brand hippie bullshit food, then it is, in fact, gay.

i fucking hate little "dogs".

 

[RecklessWOT]

I hate little dogs too. Hardly dogs at all. My aunt had a little american eskimo when I lived with her and it was next to useless. My roommate has a golden retriever, at least that dog serves some sort of purpose. Still not my kind of dog tho. I want a either a german shepherd or a wolf-husky.

And I'm drunk.

I have to go to bed now.

I may just pick up some fire diesel tomorrow for cheap and get my bankai on all sorts of sideways faced after work. we'll see how it goes.

EDIT: watching leaving Las Vegas right now. What an awesome fucking flick. Nicholas cage's best role period.

 

[ohline]

I hate little dogs too. Hardly dogs at all. My aunt had a little american eskimo when I lived with her and it was next to useless. My roommate has a golden retriever, at least that dog serves some sort of purpose. Still not my kind of dog tho. I want a either a german shepherd or a wolf-husky.

And I'm drunk.

I have to go to bed now.

I may just pick up some fire diesel tomorrow for cheap and get my bankai on all sorts of sideways faced after work. we'll see how it goes.

your choice of dog turns me on.

retrievers have "soft mouths"

german shepards are perfect.

fuck, alcohol ashdauihfdiuosifsdhudfiopsdfhuo

have a good night

also, sour diesel is all i'm capable of smoking.

 

[Tripman]

So my days of unemployment are over. Induction tomorrow at Pressure Coating Technologies at 7:30am

Ouch.

 

[purplefirefly]

who are you kidding? I've seen your pics. More like his dog imo

mornin fuckers. What's up in here?

So my days of unemployment are over. Induction tomorrow at Pressure Coating Technologies at 7:30am

Ouch.

Welcome to the awesome world of working for a living Hopefully you will find yourself in a job that you love doing, if not, you have my condolences



Good morning to the rest of you. Seems at least a few of us had to drag our asses into work on this lovely Monday morning

 

[calmAnimal]

i wake up to snow again? i thought the ground hog said spring was here...wtf im pissed

 

[ohline]

NASADDS lol song of the day

akinyele - put it in your mouth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhWdsmd7IE

NSFW:

[crystal johnson]
My baby left me,
Left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
Without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
And he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth

[akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like herbie and hand-you-a-cock
And tell you that my name is ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
Blow
But don't give me no ralph lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
Only if you down for dick suckin
If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin
And fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
For your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
Creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be
Druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it
Out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
In your mouth

[crystal johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what's that all about?

[crystal johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste
It
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the
Crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out

What do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
Pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
People through out the world >i said your
Muthafuckin mouth
Man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
What do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
Pussy or dick? >i said my muthafuckin mouth
People through out the world >just put it in my
Mouth
Yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
What do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me
Out
Pussy or dick? >in my mouth
People through out the world >put it in my mouth
Its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
Its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
People through out the world >{laughter}

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/akinyele/#share

1996 fuck yeah

it's 64 degrees and i'm stuck inside, sick as fuck.

DXM ftw though

 

[MemphisX3]

i have serious drainage in my throats. soar throat from hocking up loogies all weekend. FUCK YOU WEATHER CHANGE.

 

[ohline]

i have serious drainage in my throats. soar throat from hocking up loogies all weekend. FUCK YOU WEATHER CHANGE.

bahahaha


HOW'S THAT SHIT TASTE SON

i'm glad i'm not the only one.

 

[HighonLife]

soo ima in a bit of a predicament yall

last thursday n friday i relapsed, n got quite hai

anyways my girl came home from work early n long story short came home just intime to watch me fall asleep standin up, nod out whilst talkin about ketamine sandwiches n shit(i have no idea of the shit i said whilst noddin but honestly listen to what she said i had to hold back all my laughter)

anyways, even before i had quit she was always jawwin on about wantin to try heroin but i refused to be the one to give her her first taste, she was pretty adament about wantin to try it then but i was able to say no enough times that she eventually dropped the subject,

when i was using daily i rarrely nodded, most of the time i would just use enough to feel good but anyways she said the other day that even though she could not have been more pissed off to watch me continuosly nod out on her she says i also peaked the shit out of her curiousity and basically has said she is gonna get her nod on at some point

i dont want to be the one to introduce her to opiates and i dont want her to get involved in them but it seems like she might go n try this behind my back if i dont ever oblige her, at the same time she isnt pressurin me into gettin her some cuz she is legitamately wantin me to stay sober

soo what do i do? what would yall do?.....memphis?

 

[purplefirefly]

It she's gonna do it then she's gonna do it, I would think it would be better with you, someone actually looking for for her than someone else who might not give a fuck. Has she done other opiates or is this her first opiate ever?

 

[ohline]

soo ima in a bit of a predicament yall

last thursday n friday i relapsed, n got quite hai

anyways my girl came home from work early n long story short came home just intime to watch me fall asleep standin up, nod out whilst talkin about ketamine sandwiches n shit(i have no idea of the shit i said whilst noddin but honestly listen to what she said i had to hold back all my laughter)

anyways, even before i had quit she was always jawwin on about wantin to try heroin but i refused to be the one to give her her first taste, she was pretty adament about wantin to try it then but i was able to say no enough times that she eventually dropped the subject,

when i was using daily i rarrely nodded, most of the time i would just use enough to feel good but anyways she said the other day that even though she could not have been more pissed off to watch me continuosly nod out on her she says i also peaked the shit out of her curiousity and basically has said she is gonna get her nod on at some point

i dont want to be the one to introduce her to opiates and i dont want her to get involved in them but it seems like she might go n try this behind my back if i dont ever oblige her, at the same time she isnt pressurin me into gettin her some cuz she is legitamately wantin me to stay sober

soo what do i do? what would yall do?.....memphis?

as i said before.. if you're legitimately trying to get sober you should not be in a relationship.

if you're trying to to get sober and your girl is wanting to use, as well, you should not be in a relationship.

i don't know of any couple that has lasted through drug (heroin specifically) abuse.


you need to work on you, bro. she should not be priority over yourself.

 

[HighonLife]

1st ever

and my argument was, dont use dope, u have no tolerance and have no idea what potency ur getting i walso would have no idea how much dope to give to a total noob, so i said if id do it, id get her some Oxys or some dillys and that it is close enough and atleast she would know that 20mg of Oxy should get her rocked n 4mg of dilaudid should do the same and she was kool with that, its not necessarily heroin she wants to try she just wants to nod like i was, but she doesnt want to use vicodin, i suggested vicodin n she wasnt interested

but regardless, even if it was T3s i dont wanna be the one to start her down my path

and yea, if she is gonna do it i want her to do it with me, but she said that would be like a slap in the face to me b/c im suppossed to be clean but imo i would rather relapse then have her use without me

but on the same token, i dont want her to use at all,

but on the other hand, she doesnt want me to use at all n i still did it

tough situation

 

[MemphisX3]

soo ima in a bit of a predicament yall

last thursday n friday i relapsed, n got quite hai

anyways my girl came home from work early n long story short came home just intime to watch me fall asleep standin up, nod out whilst talkin about ketamine sandwiches n shit(i have no idea of the shit i said whilst noddin but honestly listen to what she said i had to hold back all my laughter)

anyways, even before i had quit she was always jawwin on about wantin to try heroin but i refused to be the one to give her her first taste, she was pretty adament about wantin to try it then but i was able to say no enough times that she eventually dropped the subject,

when i was using daily i rarrely nodded, most of the time i would just use enough to feel good but anyways she said the other day that even though she could not have been more pissed off to watch me continuosly nod out on her she says i also peaked the shit out of her curiousity and basically has said she is gonna get her nod on at some point

i dont want to be the one to introduce her to opiates and i dont want her to get involved in them but it seems like she might go n try this behind my back if i dont ever oblige her, at the same time she isnt pressurin me into gettin her some cuz she is legitamately wantin me to stay sober

soo what do i do? what would yall do?.....memphis?

1. what a hypocrit. make sure she knows she cant get on your case about getting high if she is going to constantly badger you about getting her some dope.

2. fuck no, i say again FUCK NO. thats just me. i have been thru this situation before (more than once) while it would be awesome to indulge in some dope with her (for me it was a garantee to fuck everytime) but fuck that noise. the amount of guilt i felt was not anywhere close to worth it.