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black king said:
I thought you had left this thread peacefully you emo prick, now go do your mascara and fringe and fuck off
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'Emo'? Wasn't that something which Rod Hull used to stick his hand up?

Or was it you who was violated by his hand, oh 'black king'? It'd explain a few things. Only a few things mind. It wouldn't go any way towards explaining why you're so keen to support the OP.

Unless (as I and others suspect) you empathise with his desperation that bit too much, in which case my heart goes out to you.

Look >>>>> <3
 
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de·scrip·tive (di skrip′tiv)

adjective
describing; of or characterized by description; specif.,

1. designating or of a branch of a science in which its data or materials are described and classified: descriptive anatomy
2. Gram. designating an adjective that indicates a quality or condition of the person or thing named by the word it modifies: “big” in “big barn” is a descriptive adjective
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judg·men·tal (juj ment′'l)

adjective

1. of or having to do with the exercise of judgment
2. making or tending to make judgments as to value, importance, etc., often specif., judgments considered to be lacking in tolerance, compassion, objectivity, etc.
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prick (prik)

noun

1. a very small puncture or, formerly, dot, made by a sharp point
2. Archaic any of various pointed objects, as a thorn, goad, etc.
3. pricking
4. a sharp pain caused by or as if by being pricked
5.
1. Slang, Vulgar the penis
2. Slang a person, esp. a man, regarded as contemptible, obnoxious, etc.: mildly vulgar
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Er... that was crap. Sorry, just crap.

Heroic crap I can live with. Crap crap is just... you get the picture.

Nice to see you've mastered the dictionary though, if not humour. There's hope for ignorant buffoons everywhere.
 
SamhainGrim said:
'Emo'? Wasn't that something which Rod Hull used to stick his hand up?

Or was it you who was violated by his hand, oh 'black king'? It'd explain a few things. Only a few things mind. It wouldn't go any way towards explaining why you're so keen to support the OP.

Unless (as I and others suspect) you empathise with his desperation that bit too much, in which case my heart goes out to you.

Look >>>>> <3
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I'd pay good money to make myself feel violated by the late great Rod Hull, maybe the original poster could get his dick wet with Emu's spit whilst he watched, perhaps you would like to video it? Or would we have to have an unhappy ending?
 
Black King, it's good you've a dictionary. White Charlie suggests starting at a for aardvark. I'm not racist, some of my friends are kings.

My scribbles on this thread have been at behest of a stunning 42 year old occasional high-paid sex aid. She's a finally attuned sense of humour. Now the joke's done, gone with a whimper not a bang, she offers to do OP for tips. Or her equally hot 20 year old showmate will if he's ageist. Or is that BK, I forget. Whatever, it's there, his on a plate.

As long as she can vid it and put it on youtube. She looks a bit like Brigette Nielson and wants to make you a star, boy!
 
charlie clean said:
Black King, it's good you've a dictionary. White Charlie suggests starting at a for aardvark. I'm not racist, some of my friends are kings.

My scribbles on this thread have been at behest of a stunning 42 year old occasional high-paid sex aid. She's a finally attuned sense of humour. Now the joke's done, gone with a whimper not a bang, she offers to do OP for tips. Or her equally hot 20 year old showmate will if he's ageist. Or is that BK, I forget. Whatever, it's there, his on a plate.

As long as she can vid it and put it on youtube. She looks a bit like Brigette Nielson and wants to make you a star, boy!
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You make me laugh dude=D Not like that samhamgrim negative ninny...
 
I'll bet you need a laugh, what wit your lack of prowess in both the sexual sphere and the art of giving insults...

Sycophancy to Charlie, however, won't change the fact that you should really cut your losses and forget about this thread. I know I for one would like to do that.
 
SamhainGrim said:
I'll bet you need a laugh, what wit your lack of prowess in both the sexual sphere and the art of giving insults...

Sycophancy to Charlie, however, won't change the fact that you should really cut your losses and forget about this thread. I know I for one would like to do that.
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Seems like it! You can't keep yourself out of here, trousers (tight obviously) round your ankles, wanking your dirty little penis to the thought of Rod Hull fingering me!

Come on, who's got the wet dick now!
 
SamhainGrim said:
I'll bet you need a laugh, what wit your lack of prowess in both the sexual sphere and the art of giving insults...

Sycophancy to Charlie, however, won't change the fact that you should really cut your losses and forget about this thread. I know I for one would like to do that.
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Mate I respect what you are saying but it sounds like you are preaching just to score brownie points with the female site members.

I saw the OPs thread as banter and that doesn't necessarily imply ignorance, prejudice or discrimination. I'm sure when you are down the pub with your mates you have harmless and unmalicious banter at the expense of certain strata's of society. I totally agree with what you are saying but banter is what it is. I don't really think the female site members were offended, but you waded in anyway!

Even if they were offended, this is life. People offend me all the time!

Peace and love from me <3
 
ecsplosiv said:
Mate I respect what you are saying but it sounds like you are preaching just to score brownie points with the female site members.

I saw the OPs thread as banter and that doesn't necessarily imply ignorance, prejudice or discrimination. I'm sure when you are down the pub with your mates you have harmless and unmalicious banter at the expense of certain strata's of society. I totally agree with what you are saying but banter is what it is. I don't really think the female site members were offended, but you waded in anyway!

Even if they were offended, this is life. People offend me all the time!

Peace and love from me <3
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Thing is, he doesn't go down the pub, he doesn't have mates to have banter with and all he is left with is trying to score brownie points on an internet message board, so i'm not sure where we go from here, maybe you should consider suicide Samhain?
 
Oh I dunno I thought Sam Grim was funny. OP isn't funny. Not taking up the volutuptuous Virna offering him a rare freebie, that's funny. Maybe he's even scared of her sense of humour.

Love and peace, each and all
 
Who's Virna and can I have a freebie too? I promise to give her a good review on her website and let people know she isn't just going to take their money and then fist them with one hand not two.
 
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