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2010 NFL Season pt. 2 vers. FUDGE PACKERS VS DA SQUEALERS

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The Super Bowl is here!!!

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Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Green Bay Packers!!!

(In other words, more of the prancing color yellow than a golden shower convention!!!)

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Citizen McGee guarantees* that whichever city/team wins more of the following individual category showdowns will win The Big Game.

Get ready to bet your house, your first borns, the neighbor’s lawnmower that you borrowed, and your left nuts! Money in the bank, bitches!!

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Showdown 1: Fans’ Rally Item Of Choice

Green Bay: The Cheese Head

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Pittsburgh: The Terrible Towel (Or Turrrrible Towel, Barkley)

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WINNER: Towels! (Pittsburgh) Fuck Cheese!!!

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Showdown 2: Cow Prevalence

Green Bay: 2,500,000 cows.

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Pittsburgh: 2 cows. Ben Roethlisberger and this lovely lady (Warning: Try not to poke your eyes out with a rusty screwdriver!!)

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WINNER: Ewwwww… I just threw up in my mouth. Green Bay. By a mile.
 
Showdown 3: Species of “Packer”

Green Bay: Butt Packer

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Pittsburgh: Nonconsensual Packer

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WINNER: Big Ben (Pittsburgh) all the way!!! Hopefully if he gets his third cock Super Bowl ring he’ll rightly follow it up with a third rape allegation. Remember Ben… No means Yes and Yes means Anal! #BearSex!!!

Showdown 4: Signature City Food Item

Green Bay: Brat

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Pittsburgh: Primanti Bros. Sandwich (extremely popular sandwich invented a long ass time ago by the Primanti Bros. Restaurant… basically a sandwich with a shitload of fries and coleslaw. I think it was created to allow steel workers to eat a full meal with one hand while working. Or jacking off. It was also made in an attempt to rival Philly’s famous cheesesteak.)

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WINNER: Pittsburgh. You can buy a fucking brat at any grocery store, 7-11 or FootLocker in the country!

Showdown 5: Best Notable Entertainer

Green Bay: Zack Snyder (innovative director of 300, Watchmen, the upcoming Superman movie, and many other films)

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Pittsburgh: Bret Michaels (has-been singer who fucked Pamela Anderson and now looks like Jack Sparrow after falling asleep in a tanning bed)

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WINNER: Green Bay. At least Zack Snyder doesn’t look like a cracked out tranny. And apparently, Pittsburgh can have that effect even on outsiders…

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Showdown 6: Least Retarded Ghost From Team’s Past

Green Bay: Brett Favre

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Pittsburgh: Terry Bradshaw

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WINNER: Pittsburgh. Terry Bradshaw may be missing a chromosome or three, but at least people like the guy. He also won an assload of rings. Favre is a little drama queen, bitch-made retiring son of a bitch. He should have just skipped the NFL and been a professional dick picture taker. Hope your cell camera has zoom Brett!

A notable honorable mention for this category is the host of this year’s Bowl, Mr. Montgomery Burns.

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Ah hem… Sorry about that. I meant Mr. Jerry Jones.

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Oh… that’s not him either? Whatever. You get the point.

Showdown 7: Best Notable Bad Ass

Green Bay: Charles Woodson (He was a Raider; he must be hard as fuck!!!)

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Pittsburgh: James Harrison

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WINNER: Pittsburgh. Harrison is so fucking crazy that he actually eats pieces of shit for breakfast… while bench pressing John Goodman’s dong… and playing the violin. Harrison has also has been known to catch a Brian Wilson fastball… with his gold ass teeth. Harrison is so fucking gangsta, he gave Eazy-E AIDS just by looking at him. He has also torn at least a dozen tags off of mattresses and nothing has happened to him. He is half man, half amazing and half man-bear-pig. He is a fucking machine, jerk!!!

It should also be mentioned that Pittsburgh also has an offensive foot clan ninja in Mr. Hines Ward…

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Great posts AXL, Superbowl Sunday is finally here !!!!

Cant wait for the game, think it will be close, I see the pack winning like 20-14 or something similar.
 
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you should replace bret michealsl with george romero/night of the living dead. the original movie was filmed in the monroeville mall which is a suburb of pittsburgh. a couple of my former professors were extras in the movie.

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serious eats has a more detailed breakdown of the food between the two cities.
 
^Awesome link!

Are you guys expecting Pittsburgh to drop their safetys like they did in the SB vs. Arizona? I'm not sure that's what Pittsburgh wants to do this time... Rodgers was having some serious trouble with sacks early in the season and was completely out of rhythm. The OL seems to have gotten its act together a bit, but I'm sure can still be exposed, especially by Pittsburgh.
 
great fucking football question, BollWeevil. I didn't expect such a question to arise in my humble little forum:

lately, the Steelers have been winning in the playoffs via dropping Polamalu back into coverage about 90 percent of the time (I don't know if this is via DC Dick LeBeau or via Troy because LeBeau says he lets Troy do whatever the hell he wants most of the time)

throughout the season, Troy has been in coverage more often than not (this is why he has broken his career interception record)

since Aaron Rodgers is such a great QB, I fully expect Troy to be dropped back into coverage with the Steelers vaunted 3-4 approach on defense. this usually forces the opposing QB to throw AWAY from Troy, which limits the QB's field of play (if the QB doesn't account for Troy for just one simple play, all hell could break loose and your team can suddenly lose ((Baltimore in the regular season))

while Troy is dropped back; I expect Pittsburgh to do what they do best - BLITZ! they will send James Harrison in the 3-4 - but what I think is there best shot at sacking the elusive Rodgers is sending some Corner Backs on a blitz especially when the Steelers are in their Nickel or Dime defense (defenses utilized to stop the pass due to more Defensive Backs on the field)

great fucking question!

I am currently vacuuming and making enchiladas, as I am having some like-minded black-and-yellow, rabid towel waving fans over!!

GO STEELERS! EITHER WAY TONIGHT I AM GOING TO CRY! I WILL CRY IN SHAME IF MY TEAM LOSES OR I WILL CRY WITH PLEASURE DUE TO MY TEAM SENDING ME INTO AN UNPRECEDENTED SEVENTH HEAVEN!
 
I swear to God, can the idiots they get to sing the national anthem just get the damned lyrics right? Wow.
 
A-ROD, ......look at that last drive

the guy is a fuckin legend <3
who cares what kenickie and all her minions say?


Give me a-rod any day of the week. above her.
 
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A-ROD, ......look at that last drive

the guy is a fuckin legend <3
who cares what kenickie and all her minions say?


Give me a-rod any day of the week. above her.
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i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but congrats packers, you got axl to not return my text messages -- an impressive feat for such a chatty kathy like him

and fuck if anyone above the mason dixon line ever gets the superbowl again after next year

looking at you indianapolis

by the way axl -- big ben has already had three rape allegations, get your shit straight bro
 
wow, lots of axl hate in this thread. all I can say is that at least my team made it in the playoffs, and didn't shit all over themselves like most of your teams

Keni - I did text you back, when you texted me that gloat at the end of the first half. I said "be careful, you said the exact same thing at the end of the Baltimore game." looks like my QB just couldn't get it done in the 4th this time... (and I do believe there are only two rape allegations against Big Ben [Colorado and Georgia]... but who cares?)

PB - congrats on winning some money, this was one of the first times in the NFL playoffs I didn't throw down

I can analyze this or break down that, but the fact of the matter was it just wasn't meant for my Pittsburgh Steelers to win tonight. that much was obvious

unlike most sports fans (I'm looking at you Seahawks fans lol) - I hold my head high and graceful in defeat. I've experienced the highest of the highs (SBs) and the lowest of the lows (.500 seasons) with my NFL team, so I've been through it all

congrats Packers. Rodgers and Matthews were the ones playing like they have been to the SB before multiple times; unlike my team

oh and that epic post earlier was thanks to Citizen McGee. didn't intend to pass his work as my own, my computer must have ran out of juice right before I could post the last of his decently funny pre-Super Bowl series commentary

now it's time to get real drunk and forget... just like Big Ben's victims
 
Aaron Rodgers may be the most fun to watch QB in the game.

It was an outstanding game overall. I was kind of rooting for the Packers because of all of the Steelers recent success. No town deserves that many championships in the holiest of sports (except Miami, of course ;) ).

Overall they deserved it though. I was afraid that that last pass by Big Ben was going to be an uncalled interference play, and we would all have to hear about how the Steelers would have done this or that had it been called. But fortunately, there was no contact and the play was fair. Thank fucking god.
 
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