Hey! What do you look like? Show us! Mk VI

[parttime crackhead]

Codshit's "faces of meth" pictures always cheer me up.

SPUN!

 

[watsons torment]

 

[Bella Figura]

lol

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahaha, that's why you're the best cunt on here Watson.

 

[Danny Weed]

ahahah

 

[been head]

hahaha

 

[stormreject]

good 1 watson

 

[parttime crackhead]

This thread needed resurrecting. Unfortunately all I can add to it is a photo of me needing a shave

 

[captain codshit]

Hahahaha watson that was actually ace. To clarify though that was speed, not meth

Couple from new year

 

[mattnotrik]

You look very young captain, how old are ye? just a babyface im guessing?

 

[felix]

PC's zit's even older than codshit.

 

[Pingu]

crackhead you look quite a lot like christian bale?

 

[parttime crackhead]

crackhead you look quite a lot like christian bale?

Haha, fuck off. I've heard that once before, the woman at the checkout in the supermarket hit out with that patter when I showed her my ID, I've got shaved hair in the photo.

I also apparently look like Lionel Messi.

 

[missing old pills]

Haha, fuck off. I've heard that once before, the woman at the checkout in the supermarket hit out with that patter when I showed her my ID, I've got shaved hair in the photo.

I also apparently look like Lionel Messi.

lol so not vain then pc

 

[parttime crackhead]

Lol, not at all.

Some cunt stopped me in Sub Club about a month ago "Here mate, has anyone ever told you you look like Lionel Messi?" Aye, some cunt a party told me that before. I don't see it. I think I look like a scruffy, hairy stoner

 

[missing old pills]

I'm gutted! Someone once mistook me for Noel Gallagher

 

[parttime crackhead]

A crowd of folk mistook my mate for the singer from The Arctic Monkeys after a gig in Glasgow when their first album was just out. He signed their shit anyway, not one of them even questioned the fact he had a Scottish accent.


We told this wee guy from Wigan (I think it was Wigan, cannae mind) in Ibiza that my mate Kyle was Kyle Falconer from The View. He was on his own at the time & ended up kicking about with us for the rest of the night.

The next day he spotted us when he was with his mates & they all came over & were hanging about like groupies. One of them telling Kyle "Do you remember playing at <some venue> in Wigan? You were fucking excellent man." One of them went up to get us a round of drinks in Ground Zero (shitty indie bar) & the bird gave him the full round for free because she'd overheard that he was in with The View haha.

 

[captain codshit]

You do look rather like Lionel's misfortunately mangled brother!

Haha that's class about the View one though. My mates once pretended they had a band called Mamadusa trying to pull birds, think it actually went pretty well time it was time for the taxi home & the ride was up the spout! Haha

 

[parttime crackhead]

On the same holiday 4 of them told these Welsh birds staying in the same apartments as them that they were The View. They apparently showed up at their door the next day, with the thickest Welsh accents ever "WE GOOGLED YOU! YOU'RE NOT THE VIEW!!!".

A sqad of my mate's actually did meet The View in Ibiza just when they were starting to become well known, they were playing at Bar M. My mates were sitting at the beach playing a guitar & that Kyle Falconer bounced over asking for a shot of it & sat playing tunes with them, then mentioned that he was in a band, obviously had a crazy Dundee accent so my mate hits out with "Aye no danger pal, you's think you're the fucking View or something?" Then they all showed him View tattoos that they all had & he traded them some MDMA for guest list to their gig at Bar M.

 

[endlessnameless]

Aw man that shit should go viral