Random Sentences

[Tina Dopemau5]

Random often non-sensical sentences bring spice and hilarity to conversations, life, and Bluelight. What is the most random sentence you can think of?

Mine is: Turkey jumping is unrelated to historical intercourse.

 

[DoctorBenway]

Historical intercourse gave birth to turkey jumping

 

[Tina Dopemau5]

Historically intercourse was aborted by a Turkish jumper.

 

[New]

Barnacle hats shear elephant tummies.

 

[toocoolforschool]

The atypical frowsty nosegay discovered in the audit of my purchase caused me to chaffer the dubious dealer.

using 6 words "randomly" chosen to be the word of the day for various sites found by googling word of the day then strung together in true BL fassion.

 

[jaggedpills]

I like to pee while cooking pancakes.... 0_o

 

[debaser]

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.

 

[KingBlueTwista]

Semi-shaven gringos jiggle softly beneath the scantily clad mingler maid.

 

[undead]

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.

All you need is gloves.

 

[Tina Dopemau5]

"half dead fuck toads are fusternating"

For some reason I found this sentence hysterical when I was tripping the other day.

 

[thujone]

racecar is a palindrome

 

[HighlyEnjoyed]

give me your coat

 

[HighlyEnjoyed]

"half dead fuck toads are fusternating"

For some reason I found this sentence hysterical when I was tripping the other day.

LOL at that

 

[New]

Frederick has trundle feet.