On my last car ride I brought three friends.
Alice, Pedro, and Max.
I've known alice for ONE year, pedro for about 650 days, and Max for 5 years, dig?
Pedro came over first.
I made some tea before the car ride, with Max, while i was hanging out with Pedro and waiting for him to wake up a little. I made sure to make it perfect with him, cause we dont fuck around with that bad shit on our car rides, you know?
Tea took a while to make, about 3 hours after Pedro had come over, i drank all the tea. About a minute after i finished, Alice came over, too.
Then we got in the car.
We went to the painted desert, first. Everything was green and blue and purple and all types of colors and the various desert things had intricate shapes the likes of which i've seen with Max before but the colors were more like what Pedro and I were used to. Alice started to work her magic on the windows and things looked a little wavy.
Pretty soon, a dragonfly was on the road. A large, dead dragonfly.
I got out of the car and looked at it for a good long time. At this point, the flood came.
The flood came and washed everything bad away, there was nothing but respect in the desert, in and out of my car.
After this i went and played beerpong in the crow's nest, it was the best game ive ever played. We were down every cup, but I made a comeback and tied it, then we had to stop because another party was starting that we had to go to.
I found my girl and we went back to the car and watched Atlantis. It was beautiful, lots of Alice and Pedro's remarks were going through my head while we watched.
After that, I wrote down my entire philosophy of existence.
Dimitri came over the next day.
When Dimitri and I hung out, everything turned into particles, we visited The Grid. The Grid is where everything is one something, and something is nothing, and something that is nothing is everything.
The first time I hung out with Alice we just hung out for 1 minute. We are good friends and have hung out as many as 6 minutes at once.
The first time I hung out with Pedro we hung out for 750 minutes. This is the longest we have ever hung out.
The first time I hung out with Max we hung out for 1.75 minutes. We are good friends, and have hung out for as many as 7 minutes at once, on a few occasions.
If you say Alice, Pedro, and Max aren't a good group of friends: I encourage you to hang out with them more, you might not be as good of a friend to them as you think.
I call this friend group, "Dragonstripes: The Consciousness Concentration Concoction"
Each person has two sides, the dragon and the tiger, it will put stripes where your scales are and wings where your paws are.
Alternatively, it can be called The CRQMC, The Cup that Reveals Quantum Mechanisms of Categorization.
Remember: when you hang out with your friends, it is important to do things that make you more comfortable with who you are. Otherwise, you will go insane, even if just for a little bit - but whoever said sanity was all that interesting anyway...