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negro, I'm 5'4" 145lbs and it takes ~5 beers/~60 ounces for me to begin to feel any alcoholic effects, and I'm by no means an alcoholic.


think im gonna start drinkin at work tonight....maybe


drinking at work? sweet, dude, what kind of work are you in? only people I know that drink on the job are construction workers (meaning like concrete and that steel rebar stuff, not the mexicans looking for work off a corner) and metal workers/cutters/welders.
 
Really? I guess I've been an alcoholic from the first time I ever drank, then, because a pint of Goldschlager in a 13 year old's stomach definitely gives a rookie the taste of true drunkenness.
 
negro, I'm 5'4" 145lbs and it takes ~5 beers/~60 ounces for me to begin to feel any alcoholic effects, and I'm by no means an alcoholic.

you are kinda short lol.

I'm 5'6" and 83lbs and it takes me like a quarter of a fifth of vodka for me to feel that little buzzzzzzzzz.
 
If a person thinks they're drunk after 3, they've yet to experience true drunkenness... Even if they are a lightweight.
i get drunk from 2

rather fucked from 4

and any more than that i'm dizzy, dysphoric, feel like shit, and will likely pass out. worst time was when i put some rum into a coke can. couldn't see how much i put in and underestimated

so we head to (cousin's, where i was staying) home everyone asking me "are you OK?" "i'm fine i'm fine just a lil dizzy"... i pass out in his room. wake up 5h later not knowing i passed out, thinking it was still evening. went to take a spot to sleep in (couch) then my bro comes "that's my spot, i just went to pee" and i was like "nah i just got home and got in this couch" and he was getting grumpy so i punched him. my spot bitch

lol great vacation memory
 
I just came home from school not too long ago, I don't want to be doing math.

the only math I want to be doing tonight is finding out how much dope I will be able to get.
 
:( fuck speaking of math i need to get started on my course, 9 high school credits i have to upgrade before i can get into biopharmacutical sciences at ottawa u:( fuck i wish i i coudl focus

I wanted to go to ottawa, but I think I might be going to u of t or mcmaster instead...

what courses do you have to upgrade?
 
tbh i DID do the math

i was gonna say "no that aint a twentieth" cuz i did the math in my head

but then i opened calculator, 0.25 (quarter) * 0.2 (fifth) = 0.05 (twentieth)

then i was like... fucking maths, how do they work
 
you are kinda short lol.

I'm 5'6" and 83lbs and it takes me like a quarter of a fifth of vodka for me to feel that little buzzzzzzzzz.


I'm short as shit, but I make up for it with my hardcore Napoleon Complex.


83lbs? Gain some weight, girl, god damn.


then i was like... fucking maths, how do they work

I think that to myself every time I walk into my algebra w/ trig class. It doesn't help that I haven't been in any kind of math classes since 2005, though.
 
I'm short as shit, but I make up for it with my hardcore Napoleon Complex.


83lbs? Gain some weight, girl, god damn.

NAPOLEAN COMPLEX? WTF DOES THAT MEAN?


I'm working on it, seeee, I'm in CD more.........

BTW, you stoners, I blazed today. =D just thought I'd let you all know because I rarely ever blaze.
 
you're not short.

and uh, I really hope you meant 182 pounds, because that just can't be healthy.
actually i was just joking, but 182 pounds is my real weight:S
i was 135 at the end of high school, beer and bagels(cream cheese , thats what happens when you work at tim horotns)

I wanted to go to ottawa, but I think I might be going to u of t or mcmaster instead...

what courses do you have to upgrade?

um, well i droped down to applied courses, from academic , well actually in grade 11 they are college level courses

so i need grade 11 , chem, bio, and english,
and then the 6 grade 12 courses, so math functions, math calculas, engish, bio chem and physics,

i did grade 11 math over the course of 8 days and 60 20mg adderal, 82 percent, not bad for not trying,

what are you thinking of taking?
 
Fluffy, you remind me of Ricky from TPB with all this talk of getting your grade 11. =D
 
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