Dirty Jersey Part II "JERSEY WE GO HARD, WE GO HARD"

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Yesssir. Till friday. It sucks when NO ONE posts in this thread and I have to use our garbage weather as a tacky conversational piece.
 
I was gonna say think of a 40oz mickeys grenade that was brewed in new york but sold to the kids on the jersey shore
 
Anyone notice leah remini from king of queens looks just like sammy sweetheart after she turns 35
 
legendary directly imported South American White Fire.
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Jersey doesn't get its heroin from South America. Well, maybe it goes through South American Airports and other means of transportation. But we got that southeast asian dopa
 
PureLife said:
Jersey doesn't get its heroin from South America. Well, maybe it goes through South American Airports and other means of transportation. But we got that southeast asian dopa
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Nah man, all our dope is straight from the promised land, Colombia, my man.
 
chinky said:
Anyone notice leah remini from king of queens looks just like sammy sweetheart after she turns 35
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Haha yea man.

Also, if you now put Sammi in the "Malibu Sands" uniform that Leah wore in saved by the bell they would look the same.

Its too bad that Sammi fucks with Ronni after he's out all night with grenades though. No way she hasn't caught an STD from that juicehead.
 
yea PL, you beat on this one, we got that SA and by A i mean american. the southeast asian dope connection died out in the frank lucas days yo

Anyways, you wanna know some funny shit....My lil sister goes to college (Dont start thinkin my fam is all buji now, she got a full scholarship;)) and its up in rhode island...The people up there know she from jersey, and they all so dumb that they think that the jersey shore is like the entire state...They be like "Oh....So, do you know snookie? Do you see her alot?" and shit like that. they think the state is that small that anybody from jerz knows the shitty new yorkers from the show. so my sis n her man , the last time somebody asked them that, they was like "yeaa, we know the situation, we hang out with him all the time!" and shit like that, and they totally convinced everybody at their restaurant that they knew the jersey shore ppl...haha....
 
^ Hahahaha. Omg my sister was watching that show " jersey Shore" last night. It was the first time I saw it. My friend in Holland says its big though. He always asks me these ridiculous questions as if the entire state is like " Jersey Shore"
 
Man the devils fuckin sucked tonite. Great job, lettin pittsburgh score with less than 10 seconds on the clock :| I hope their pre season games and this one aint a sign of the season they gonna have. hockey is the only sport i actually enjoy watchin, but i aint beat to watch the devils lose all season long this year, they better get they shit together :X
 
Can't complain about football. Jets are on top of their division, and the Giants have turned things around the past 2 weeks and are looking good in a 3way tie for 1st in their division.
 
Yea the jets are doin good....But they always start good and then just lose it. I dont really watch football, but my pops has always loved the Jets, thru the many many losses and shitty seasons and their few good ones....So i see a lot of games since he watches every one, and I cant help but watch a little. So i def. aint a football fan, but I know enough to say dont get your hopes up. They played pretty good on Monday night but whether they can keep doin that all season , well just look at their record.

chinky yea I like hockey, funny right, the whitest sport, save ur jokes....anyways, the only love I got for the blackhawks is that they beat the Flyers in the cup last year. Anybody that beats the flyers is good in my book. along with the rangers they are my most hated teams.

But i sure was pissed when they devils just shitted out halfway thru the playoffs last yr. Shit was pathetic. Its terrible too, all the teams they are playing in the next few weeks are teams at or near the top of their division. the devils are in dead last in the atlantic :| and are ranked like, #14 i think it is, overall. Im ashamed of them, i hate to admit it , they better pick it up and make Jersey proud, lord knows the Nets will never do it :D
 
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