i write like...

[pallidamors]

This site is ridiculous, 4chan already tore it to pieces (the /lit/ board, not /b/tards). I posted some actual writing of mine for work, and then some random paragraph I found online, and got Dan Brown both times.

 

[rewiiired]

Vonnegut? Good frigging gosh, man, YES that's good.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

I entered the code from a previous post, where I pasted the first line on the above paragraph. I posted this:

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<div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://s.iwl.me/w.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px"> I write like<br><a href="http://iwl.me/w/2b568272" style="font-size:30px;color:#698B22;text-decoration:none">Chuck Palahniuk</a></div><p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Write Like</em> by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p></div>
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And I write like James Joyce.

 

[Belisarius]

Chuck Palahniuk

This is truly bizarre, because I haven't read a paragraph of Palahniuk in my life...

 

[New]

I got Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, and Arthur Clarke

 

[Max Power]

I tried this again the other night after I came home shitfaced drunk. The result: Hemingway.

 

[L O V E L I F E]

The thing said that I write like David Foster Wallace.

Which I take as a compliment.

To him.

Hell - I couldda taught that guy a thing or two about brevity.

He had potential, though.

 

[coelophysis]

I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

Because I keyed this in...

Well it's been building up inside of me for, oh, I don't know how long.
I don't know why, but I keep thinking somethings bound to go wrong.
But she looks in my eyes.
And makes me realize when she says ;
Don't worry baby-
Everything will turn out alright.

 

[RedLeader]

The thing said that I write like David Foster Wallace.

And apparently you also write like RedLeader

 

[FC_All_Else]

"Your life totally sucks. I really fucking hope that you die. This is what I was thinking when I walked into his house. Fuck, Mr. Morris was a filthy old pervert. Every time it is my assigned day to take care of him, he shits all over himself and then masturbates with the fecal matter."

This got me "You write like David Foster Wallace."

lawlz

I got David Foster Wallace too, which is pretty worrying considering the fact I submitted a serious heartfelt passage about my life, love and kids!

 

[HitPpl]

I Write like Stephanie Meyer.... damn it.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

I got David Foster Wallace too, which is pretty worrying considering the fact I submitted a serious heartfelt passage about my life, love and kids!

Hopefully this website isn't just some upstart authors idea to get people to submit their own writings so he can plagiarize them or use them for inspiration.

 

[Liquid Sunshine]

Arthur C. Clarke and Margaret Atwood (She won the Arthur C. Clarke award at some point)

I don't write much like Arthur C. Clarke.

 

[AmorRoark]

Atwood is great and doesn't write like Clarke.