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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

A friend of mine told me something a few months ago that I couldn't believe. A friend of his back up north where he comes from had gone out on the piss one night and noticed a guy in a wheelchair with prosthetic legs and assumed he had a great deal of pain meds. Now this guy, T, he will say what he wants to who he wants when he wants and everyone loves him anyhow; no matter what, the charisma is amazing; the ego is astronomic. Anyhow he gets into a chat with this guy and winds up being given a mass amount of Rohypnol, and proceeded to down a pint of it, drank another pint of cider and got home before he collapsed. This was proved true though, guy is a good friend of mine now. He had died 7 times over the next 3 days but pulled through in the end.
 
I like the one i hear a lot around here, "one guy taped like a huge sheet of acid to his back when he was getting into a music festival and it all absorbed into his skin and he went insane or died etc etc"
 
well you can absorb acid through the skin.
thats how the first LSD trip occurred, by Albert Hoffmann
 
LSDMDMA&8674830 said:
well you can absorb acid through the skin.
thats how the first LSD trip occurred, by Albert Hoffmann

Yeah, i know. The claim that the acid is absorbed into the skin isn't so absurd, but the claim that it killed the person/made them permanently mentally ill is the ridiculous part.
 
A 14 gram nug is so far from impossible it's not funny. Sure buying retail amounts like a gram to an ounce you aren't likely to come across it often but if you ever know anyone who has done a grow or bought large amounts you would know a half ounce nug isn't really uncommon.

The smurf pill rumour was probably the most popular drug myth at my high school, a lot of people spoke of "smurf pills" that make you think you are tiny and try and jump down drains (SO many people used this particular example, I always found it illogical because if you thought you were small enough to fit down a grate surely the fall would look big enough to kill you), trying to walk under the cracks at the bottom of doors, etc. To this day I have never identified what chemical this could be or had anyone who claimed to have either taken or known somebody to have taken it be able to supply me with a sample.

The second most common was probably that 'Biccies' (Aussie slang for 'Ecstasy' tablets) had shards of glass in them so when you took them it shredded your insides and got into your system quicker. Such a load of shite...
 
I know a lot of people who like to tell me exactly how much they drank the other night.....when i've hung out with these people many times and have seen them get wasted off of a 1/4 of what they said they drank the previous weekend.

Glamorizing alcoholism is soooo awesome.
 
Once some one I was buying weed from said he ate a few pounds of field shrooms and then another night ate only 1 gram of some other shrooms an tripped way harder than off the few pounds of field shrooms. :!



I like the one i hear a lot around here, "one guy taped like a huge sheet of acid to his back when he was getting into a music festival and it all absorbed into his skin and he went insane or died etc etc"

In dare we were told a storying about a kid who hid lsd in his shoes for him in his friends while going into Bush Gardens and it ended up asorbing into his foot and he died. 8) The LD50 of lsd is so insanly high there is no way that he had that amount on him. When ever you hear about somebody ODing on lsd it is eather a lie or something like DOB, 5meo-amt, bromo dragonfly, ec; not lsd.
 
Once some one I was buying weed from said he ate a few pounds of field shrooms and then another night ate only 1 gram of some other shrooms an tripped way harder than off the few pounds of field shrooms. :!
There's a huge difference in potency between wet/dry shrooms. Also, there are good shrooms and bad shrooms.
 
In all honesty I have seen a 14 gram nug, maybe it was a little bit less but I don't think that is necessarily impossible.

I swear this is already further back in this thread. . . I grew a 140 gram bud last year and there are guys pushing it even further. Mostly it's about growing lots of seeds and finding the one freak plant that yields football sized buds.
 
I like the one i hear a lot around here, "one guy taped like a huge sheet of acid to his back when he was getting into a music festival and it all absorbed into his skin and he went insane or died etc etc"

There was a magazine article a few years ago about someone who bought an entire sheet over the Dutch/Belgian border. When returning home by train, the train was inspected by a K9 unit (this is credible as narc activity is very high in the border area).

The kid unfortunately didn't know acid can't be smelled by dogs. In panic he hid the sheet under his shirt for the rest of the way. Naturally he started sweating, and the acid partially absorbed through his skin.

He's alive and not interned in a mental asylum, but he admitted he didn't think he'll ever lead a normal life again. His sense of reality was shifted permanently.

I'm not entirely sure what that entails, and I honestly don't really want to.
 
Heard this one recently; In witchcraft times they used to eat crops with fungi on them and they actually contained LSD so they would all be tripping and blame a person as the witch.

Of course this is bullshit, however there are similar stories with the likes of Amanita Muscaria being used as a method of witchcraft.
 
I have a friend who is very, very deep into psychedelic RCs, particularly the 2-cs and "X-MEO-anything." Everytime we meet he tells me that he's perfectly safe in his drug use because he only uses "safe" psychedelic/designer drugs, despite the fact that he has gotten more and more into the club scene recently and often combines rediculous things, such as 2-CE and ketamine, or uses 2-CE, K, 5-Meo-DMT, and rolls in the same night without thinking twice. Everytime I see him he's more and more burnt out; he recently willfully and intentionally became addicted to buprenorphine because, as he says "it's a benign addiction" and it "helps him sleep." This is the same guy who chastises non-iv opiate users as soulless junkies, and refuses to believe that seratonin syndrome is something that could ever happen to him, or that it ever really happens to anyone via the use of club drugs. Not so much a bullshit story as just willful ignorance and refusal to accept that his drug use could potentially have negative consequences. I am a bit biased, of course, because I would never touch the things that he puts into his body every other night, but I certainly would never look down on anyone for using any drugs responsible, and it scares me when my friends are willing to put themselves in harms way via totally, totally irresponsible use on an extremely regular basis, and then refuse to believe that said harm is even within the realm of possibility/probability.
 
Heard this one recently; In witchcraft times they used to eat crops with fungi on them and they actually contained LSD so they would all be tripping and blame a person as the witch.

Of course this is bullshit, however there are similar stories with the likes of Amanita Muscaria being used as a method of witchcraft.

You are an asshole b/c this is true. Check this link :

http://www.hbci.com/~wenonah/history/ergot.htm

The rye they were picking grew this fungus called Ergot that contained LSA. Since LSA absorbs through the skin, they started tripping and people thought they were witches since they acted funny.

As for Amanita Muscaria, it is possible to eat it and trip but it is very dangerous. Some people it may not effect in a harmful way, while some people it may kill.

Also its is very easy to smoke a 1/2 ounce of weed per day if you have it. It is also possible to smoke a full ounce but you gotta try.

It is also possible to do a brick of dope a day which no one believes. Quality def plays role, but it is amazing how high someones tolerance can go.

I took 15 mgs of xanax when i was 17 and no one believed me but i have witnesses to prove it.

My point is while some stories are just strait ridiculous, don't discount everything you hear.
 
Heard this one recently; In witchcraft times they used to eat crops with fungi on them and they actually contained LSD so they would all be tripping and blame a person as the witch.

Of course this is bullshit, however there are similar stories with the likes of Amanita Muscaria being used as a method of witchcraft.

So the whole thing about ergot poisoning in wheat has been disproven?
 
Man, I've heard so many bullshit stories I can't even think right now.

I heard a guy tell me he shot H his first time doing smack. I asked him about it, he said he didn't throw up...total BS. I mean, why would someone lie about that? I wish I saw this thread a couple of years ago or I'd have a lot of funny stories to re-tell.

I shot H first time doing smack, I figured if i was gonna do it, i'd do it right. Didnt spew up either. Not the first time anyway.

2nd time, same deal had another shot an hour later and didnt feel too good.. Spewed maybe 3 hours after the 2nd shot.

But on topic:

I HATE the whole "LSD puts holes in your brain" thing.....

girl - 'i hate how you think drugs are harmless'

me - 'i dont think theyre harmless but i think when used correctly theyre safer than tobacco and alcohol.'

girl - 'but like, LSD puts holes in your brain.. HOLES!!'

me - 'where's the evidence for this??'

girl - 'everyone knows it!'

me - '......get out of my house.'
 
Another one - friend - a good guy but always is trying to impress us, was complaining not having a good sleep so as he was leaving my house, I popped 50mg of Seroquel / Quietapine, and gave him one 25mg tab which he didnt take til he got home.. seroquel normally takes at least 30 mins to kick in....

20 mins later he sends me a text saying
'whoah'

i replied: 'how you feeling man?'

him 'yeah really tired'

me 'hmmm thats strange cos I took mine before you and I still dont feel a thing.'

he didnt reply after that til about an hour later saying "okay now im ready for bed"


we had a chat.
 
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