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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

lots are takeing 10/20 pills a night now because there shite,try taken 20 mitsa circa 97/98 ud be crappin out ur heart.
 
Well I don't know if its bullshit or not, but someone told me that 20 years ago, one rail of cocaine would get you high all night into the morning, unlike now where it lasts 30mins. I was only like, 2 back then so what do I know but that sounds a little ridiculous.

Also, I hate when people talk about acid trips and say they see smurfs walking and coming up to them out of thin air and all that kind of shit. I can't really say they are lying but it seems like bullshit to me. I know you see things that are there morph, or look like something else, or a tree might seem like its talking to you, etc but I have a hard time believing that someone really sees a cartoon smurf walk up to them out of thin air and talk to them... but I've never taken insanely high doses of acid either, so who knows, maybe I'm missing out? lol

This I know is bullshit because although it could happen, the source it came from means its definitely not true lol. My crackhead, apprently "recovering" sister was arguing with my about how ecstasy and other club drugs are just as bad on society as crack, heroin, etc and I asked her "Seriously, have you ever seen someone selling themselves on a corner for ecstasy?" and she said "YES! I have!" 8) lol. I'm sooo sure.
 
Oh yeah, and someone told me they got quintruple stacked E pills for discount price and took two at once. This person though wasn't trying to lie, it was her first time doing E and her and her friends were stupid.
 
people who have like a fairy tale sounding acid trips. like they think theyre a frog and they swim around with tadpoles after 1 hit of weak acid. or some shit like that... my friend claimed to have believed to been in Narnia the entire duration of a 1.5g shroom trip...
 
Originally Posted by jarettscapo View Post
u aint gonna tell me when niggas who pump pills in the hood make them shits in they crib and yea; its cut wit everything. i kno when i take a fuckin pill and it feels like i just took a 5 shot of diesel when im noddin out and the shit brittle as fuck and tastes like dope. and yea even the littlest bit of coke or dope in a pill with mdma will absolutely fuck u up harder. maybe pills in ur hick as town are str8 mdma (laugh) but in the hood thats wat it is. str8 mdma is molly either way. nd im not sittin here sayin i make pills or nething like that. but i know an uppy ass jumpoff from a dopey one; and neither mdma or meth makes u doped the fuck out. so try again.
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Thats fuckin retarded yo.

First of all, nobody in the hood is MAKIN they own pills yo, u should know that.

Second of all, Im willin to bet that you got no idea WTF pure MDMA feels like if you think that when you get a good clean pill that it means there is dope in it. Becuz when you get shit that aint all cut up with meth and caffeine and god know wat, you feel doped the fuck out. REAL MDMA is wat gives you that "dopey" feeling. and people dont know the damn difference cuz they so used to gettin bulshit-ass meth pills that when they get a REAL e pill for once they think theres fuckin dope in it.

I been lucky enough to catch a few of these pure-ass pills, high quality and high quantity MDMA count pills, the ones that been sent into pillreports for lab testing, etc, and that is when i realized that everythin i had been takin up until that long was some meth-bombs and that for the first time i was actually experiencin a REAL pill.

But no matter whether the fuck you agree about that or think you know wat you talkin about, it dont matter, becuz THIRD, HEROIN AINT ORALLY ACTIVE! you could pop a pill that was just straight up pure pressed heroin, and you wouldnt be gettin nodded out for shit becuz it dont process when u take it in thru your stomach. you need huge amounts to catch any type of effects that way. It aint like oxys or other pills. when you swallow heroin, you dont get high. all it will do is make you sick if you take too much but it dont get you fucked up if you eat it.

FOURTH, to be able to press a pill out of diesel you would need to use more dope than it would be worth to resell the pill. thinkof how much you would need, way more than just a couple bags, when u press it down and compress it all tight like that. It dont make sense money-wise its a total waste and nobody who is abotu hsi money is gonna do some dumb shit like that. Now the thing is, we all know it AINT gonna be a pill just made of pure pressed heroin cuz it would not stick together--it would be cut with other shit, binders, etc to make it stick. And so that means the amount of heroin that count actually fit into the pill woudl be so small that you REALLY wouldnt be able to feel it. Why the fuck would you cut a pill with dope when you can cut with some in active powder that is 200 times cheaper? its fuckin stupid as shit to think that anybody would waste their money using a active, worth-money drug to CUT somethin. It defeats the whole fuckin purpose of even cuttin to begin with.

and just for the record , knowin your shit when it comes to the drugs you doin, aint got nothing to do with if you in the hood or in a lil hick town, and anyways you dont even live in the fuckin hood cuz I know where you live at anyways.


FIFTH--Look at the statistics for pills tha been seized by the US gov't, agencies all over teh world, and all the thousands and thousands of pills that gets sent into pillreports.org for testing, and how many times has heroin came up as a ingredient in any of them? There HAS been reports of it, word is bond like one fucking time, it happens EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rarely, like 1 out of a million, it sure as shit aint a common, regular thing, and DEFINATELY aint common enough that it makes up half of the pills on the market.

I am soooo sick of the 'you either get coke based pills, or dope based pills" shit. Its that you either get ACTUAL MDMA, or METH or some other kind of amphetamine, NOT coke, since SIXTH--COCAINE AINT ORALLY ACTIVE NEITHER.....And so just like with heroin if you swallow it, you aint gonna get high especially not from the small-ass amounts that would be in a pill if it even was in there.

When idiots who usually gettin meth cut pills get actual MDMA, they are so used to gettin all speedy and tweaked the fuck out when they take E that they ink a jump off is suppose to make you all upped and tweaked out, so they believe bullshit like "oh, it must be a dopey pill if i aint sppeedin!" Not realizing that no, THAT is just how mdma is ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO FEEL LIKE.

Man, jarret u talked so much shit about bein in the hood and all that for a long time but this post here just shows that you been bullshittn, becuz we all know that niggaz int he hood aint got fuckin pill presses in their basement , using their diesel stash to cut up their jump off when they can just use cheap-ass shit like caffeine pills, etc.

I known some very high up mutha fuckas who got big ass loads of all type of drugs. Not some lil fuckaround nickel and dime mutha fuckas. And they didnt make the pills themself, they got that shit shipped to them and sold them. you aint "making" pills unless you got a chemist and a advanced lab that is able to create MDMA and all that shit, and it takes a certain amount of education and sophistication to do that. There DEFINATELY aint no hood niggas that work on the corners , pressin pills and cuttin them with dope. That some of the dumbest shit i ever heard in my life. there is a whole bunch of shit that can make a pill taste bitter INCLUDING MDMA.....But word bond you are just dumb as hell if you honestly believe that there is dope and coke in your e pills.....and that the dudes that sell it to you in the hood is the same ones making the pills.....LOL yo, you got to be kiddin me. that is how these dumb ass myths and stories keep gettin spread from ppl like you that dont take 2 seconds to logically think shit thru and just repeat anything they hear...And then DEFEND their stupidity, tryna save face and act like they know when they get confronted with proof that they are totally wrong....SMDH....
 
Outta Pocket said:
"I'm like, immune to acid"
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i don't know if that's bs. psychedelics are known for odder things. weed and mdma and shrooms sometimes don't work on first timers for some reason

the most likely thing is the guy thought a hit of acid is actually "a hit of acid" not a "we're diluting it so much now you have to take 7 tabs fools" acid hit
 
yea people will argue this shit up and down and its so goddamn annoying becuz you aint even got to get into the shit about "DOES it happen or not" becuz people will SWEAR "I took that pill and got dopey as fuck, i KNOW WAT I FELT!" bla bla bla....but you would not even know it if you had dope in your pill becuz you wouldnt get high from ingesting heroin it gotta be smoked shot or sniffed to get a high from it. Its the simplest fuckign thing, the most concrete, reasonable argument that clearly explains why there aint heroin in pills and why even if there was, that AINT the feeling you get when you get a "dopey" (aka, actually pure, not cut with meth) pill.....mutha fuckas is dumb as hell when it comes to this shit...

i had a friend , well more like a drug usin and sellin partner in crime type situation, that sold e pills....he had connections that he was gettin real large amounts of alot of type of shit on the regular. so, he WAS a legit person when it came to all the hype about "i can get XXX pills for XXX dollars" and that type shit. he did come thru with the pills, and he had access to a lot of serious connections that alot of people here would only dream about..But the thing was he was dumb as shit...usually the people who got these connections, who can move thousands of pills, etc, is people who knows somethin even the most basic shit about the product. alot of times the real dumb ass kids is the ones who dont know shit and are lyin abotu bein able to get shit, etc. But this kid was legit as far as the connects went he was just stupid as shit about the chemistry, how the pill works, etc.. he didnt know WTF MDMA even stands for. and we got into some shit about dope and coke in pills,etc....

And he started sayin all this stupid shit and i start explainin to him why it aint like that, why it dont work, etc, all the facts about how the shit he sayin is re-fucking-tarded.....and he got SOOO heated yo--it was the funniest thing..he started gettin mad as FUCK, like blowin up, and finally got so mad that he like , Pull over right here. and at this point he fuckin FURIOUS.....Imagine if you talkin to someone who is sayin shit that is just straight up wrong, dead wrong, and you KNOW it, and they just refuse to admit it, "no, 2+2=5." and just insists on it....He got mad like you would be mad in a situatioin like that. he really felt like i was wrong and was gettin so mad his face was gettin red and everything.

So i pull over and he goes to open the door of the car like, Bitch, I cant even talk to you right now, you so dumb. You the stupidest girl that I have ever met in my fucking life. you are so goddamn stupid , bitch, I cant believe anybody could be that dumb as you are. you dont know SHIT, you stupid fucking bitch.

And then he stormed out of the car...LOL....Dude got so mad when i was tellin him these facts, and actually believed that he was the one who was right..And he believed it soo much that when i started tryna educate him he thought that i was the one bein dumb and refusing to listen to fact...I jsut laughed at him, he was genuinely fuckin pissed...it was some funny shit yo, it really was.....i still remember that...
 
Just to nit-pick cocaine & heroin are actively orally, you just need really high doses (that wouldn't fit on a pill).
 
^ dude honestly people do get a sensation they found god. im gonna sound like an idiot (even more) here by saying- i learned there is a part in the brain when stimulated, people feel a 'good' presence in the room with them. shrooms can stimulate that area. i felt something like that the one time i took a shot of morphine right before hitting salvia the first time. but i was too mindfucked to really call it god or associate it with religion

i dont believe in god so obviously i call bullshit on acutally seeing the actual god. but i believe the experience
 
Feste said:
Just to nit-pick cocaine & heroin are actively orally, you just need really high doses (that wouldn't fit on a pill).
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Yea i did mention that in my post. But the thing is when the bioabvailability is that low, that you got to take a huuuuuuge dose to even feel anything at all, for all intents n purposes, we say it aint orally active.

also, becuz of the way its metabolized thru your stomach vs nasally or IV, etc, i doubt the high would even be anything u could call a "high". you might feel a "somethin' but i just cant imagine that you would catch any type of worth while high out of it. if you read up about the way its metabolized and somethin called a "first pass metabolism" you could get some more info about that .

I know a lil bit , but honestly I dont know enough that i wanna talk about it like im 100% sure becuz I aint tryna sound like i know it all when i dont understand it all the way. i do know a certain amount but if i made a mistake or didnt explain it in the best way then I would sound like im a dumbass pretending to know more than i do. so i rather avoid sayin it if i cant be secure knowing i am right. I only talk about things i know and can back up from my life experience and that i understand all the way, so i try to stay away from shit when I aint the expert instead of try to sound smart by talkin about shit i aint totally educated on.

Anyways, back to the thread, sorry for that distraction yall....


By the way MMMKAY...Sounds like you are the dumbass here....BUllshit if you smoke at least a oz a day....looks like you came in here just to fuck with people and troll them...repeat all the shit that people call out as bullshit, and act like its true, be "that guy" who always claims the ridiculous shit then sit back and laugh as people try to call you out on it thinkin you are bein serious.



But you know its pretty ignorant of you to assume that anytime somebody talks a bout a experience of seein god or soemthin like that, they are lyin. its a very common thing for ppl to experience especiall when they fuck with psychedelics at high doses , meditate, etc. people who are mad spiritual and in touch with that side seem to have that type of experience on the regular.

if you questioning it like its some bullshit, maybe you just a completely non-spiritual shallow-ass person who cant comprehend that type of shit. I understand if you think that people are sayin that LITERALLY they "saw god" like, took a trip to heaven, shook gods hand, etc. But thats takin it WAAAY too literal. when people refer to 'seein god' or somethin like that, in a drug experience it means that they experience a connection with a higher power, or somethin similar to that. it aint gotta be like 'hey god, how you doin' and describe his face when you get back, its somethin more abstract than that. its the feeling of connecting to somethin bigger than you, of mavin a realization of some type higher being, etc.

you aint gotta take it so lteral, becuz i can see why you might thik its bullshit when somebody says to you, i did so and so drug and saw god and yuo are imagining them havin a full on, out of thin air hallucination of god and heaven, etc. But its somethin alot less literal than that its more of a mental , spiritual experience of somebody breakin thru and feeling a kind of connection, some kind of opening in their soul that they never felt before than somethin that specific and black n white.
 
Genuine one from a few months back:

'I've got a kilo of mephedrone in me room pal'
Great! So you'll bring me a couple of grams in tomorrow?
'Aye aye definitely'

Tomorrow

You got it in?
'Nar well right I was going to. But like. The fucking pigs round mine busted all the local dealers, so I had to sell it all on to them. Sold it on for 45 quid a gram'
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8)

a) Meph was legal, why would the dealers get busted?
b) You're telling me you now have 45 grand, yet still haven't changed your shirt from yesterday?
 
People who brag about being able to get drugs (especially big amounts) only to turn up lame excuses should be publicly humiliated.
 
RedRum OG said:
^ dude honestly people do get a sensation they found god. im gonna sound like an idiot (even more) here by saying- i learned there is a part in the brain when stimulated, people feel a 'good' presence in the room with them. shrooms can stimulate that area. i felt something like that the one time i took a shot of morphine right before hitting salvia the first time. but i was too mindfucked to really call it god or associate it with religion

i dont believe in god so obviously i call bullshit on acutally seeing the actual god. but i believe the experience
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Interesting way to put it. And me neither..
 
In all honesty I have seen a 14 gram nug, maybe it was a little bit less but I don't think that is necessarily impossible.
 
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DoctorShop said:
How often have you heard a fellow drug user tell you a story where you've thought to yourself "That sounds like bullshit. As if".

For example, a friend of mine once told me he knew this IV meth user who didnt have any skin on a patch of his arm. You could see his veins and muscle tissue 8o

This guy would just pop the needle into his vein without any hassle because of this.

I don't know... to me that sounded very hard to believe.

I'm sure you guys have some stories that you've thought are a bit far fetched as well. Discuss :)
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i knew a guy one time that had somewhat of a gapeing hole :o in his leg that you could see the muscle but he was your typical grade A dope fiend 'my buddy Richard ' by the way when he shot in it wich he did everytime he did it the smell=D was so potent when he unwraped his bandadge it would make a dog run
 
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