Declaring war on the police?

[tambourine-man]

Haha! Excellent.

Cheers to whoever did the poll. I really miss that little perk.

 

[The RZA]

They never caught the bloke who burgled my grandmother. It took them a fortnight to even bother going round, the idle bastards. Never got the theives who broke into her car either. Never even bothered visiting for that one. Sat on their arse back at base in the warm

I'm confused Issy - you depise all coppers to the extent that you want them all dead yet you're angry when....they....don't help you and your grandmother quickly enough??

Why would you want anyone as vile as a policeman anywhere near you, much less HELP you?

Would you also be screaming like a little bitch and pleading at them with your fear-bulged eyes for help if they walked past you as 5 hooded chavs were stomping on your head in a town centre?

 

[The RZA]

Can we have "Blows own ginger head off" added to the poll please, I'd like to pick it.

 

[watsons torment]

Paul Gascoigne said he knew Moat when the fugitive worked as a bouncer in Newcastle.

Talking to Metro Radio the 43-year-old appeared to suggest he had brought the wanted man a "can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm".

He added: "He is willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say 'come on Moaty, it's Gazza'.

"He is alright - simply as that and I am willing to help him. I have come all the way from Newcastle to Rothbury to find him, have a chat with him.

"I guarantee, Moaty, he won't shoot me. I am good friends with him."

i like gazzas thinking... if the RAF/SAS can't find him and i'll get some chicken and a can of stella and do it myself

 

[The RZA]

i like gazzas thinking... if the RAF/SAS can't find him and i'll get some chicken and a can of stella and do it myself

Fuckin' LOL!!

Gazza's such a bellend

 

[GlasgowE]

This is comedy gold !!

Not laughed this much since the John Darwin story.

The fact gazza has just turned up gives it that edge over a presumed dead canoesit with amnesia.

 

[Pingu]

CUMFACE

 

[Arnold]

Can't anyone set off a few bangers in the vicinity, speed things up a bit...

 

[tambourine-man]

^ Hahaha!

 

[Red Arrow]

Single shot fired just this minute

looks like he topped himself .......

fuckin scumbag

 

[Cornishman]

 

[cakehead]

what a fantastic thread- laughs galore. any other armed nutters on the run? we need more of this stuff, comedy gold it is!

 

[MDMAhead]

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I'm a bit suspicious. Eyewitnesses are saying that they heard 2 shots, yet the police are claiming that they didn't fire any shots.

Now correct me if I'm wrong................but you can't shoot yourself twice.

If Moat survives, then I'm even more suspicious. I mean - you have to assume that if he decided to shoot himself, he'd shoot himself in the head. And you don't survive that.

 

[TheSpade]

Gazza fired the second shot. All he wanted to do was go fishing and have a can of lager.

 

[Evad]

moat's dead

 

[Arnold]

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I'm a bit suspicious. Eyewitnesses are saying that they heard 2 shots, yet the police are claiming that they didn't fire any shots.

Now correct me if I'm wrong................but you can't shoot yourself twice.

If Moat survives, then I'm even more suspicious. I mean - you have to assume that if he decided to shoot himself, he'd shoot himself in the head. And you don't survive that.

It can actually happen, supposedly he was using a cut down double barrel shottie , they can double discharge as you pull the first trigger, if it's a single trigger it can happen that if you hold the finger on the trigger with recoil the second shot can go off .
He had it pointed to his neck so he wouldn't be dead straight away muscle spasm if he had another finger on the second trigger...etc...

 

[I NUK3D U]

What's your Raoul Moat name? Just take the first name of your interior designer/hairdresser, and your favorite military fortification...


Police have offered a £10,000 reward for information on Raoul Moat. If he is not caught by next week the reward goes up to £20,000, making it a Raoul over....






sorry

 

[Ismene]

What the fuck has any of this got to do with Ian Tomlinson? He was tragically struck by some over eager copper when he disobeyed an order during some riot-type situation. Obviously a terrible tragedy but the copper(s) weren't out to kill.

Raul Mout has killed some innocent bloke, maimed his ex bird and blasted a copper in cold blood.

Ian Tomlinson wasn't innocent? He wasn't even a protestor, he was walking home when he walked in front of a gang of cops who assaulted him for no reason whatsoever.

Even more blatant than his killing, police lied and said they never touched him, then lied that the protestors had prevented them from helping him, then lied there was no CCTV in the area, then got a bent coroner to rule he died of a heart attack, then ignored the case for 12 months, then organised a public TSG event on the anniversary of his death. The odds on the cop who killed him ever being punished? Nil. Now if that doesn't make you angry at the police then you must be one of the biggest politically correct bullroots in the history of mankind.

What I'm saying is that in the face of the police blatantly and repeatedly getting away with outrageous abuses of power, to see someone unload a 12 bore in their face is probably the best retribution we are ever likely to see. I agree it would be a lot better if the police were prosecuted for murder when they kill people - but that's never going to happen. So you have to take your crumbs of comfort where you find them. I agree, it would have been better if it had been a single mom being bullied who had unloaded the 12 bore at the cop and that the cop had been the one who killed Tomlinson, but life isn't perfect and we all have to accept that.

 

[Ismene]

I'm confused Issy - you depise all coppers to the extent that you want them all dead yet you're angry when....they....don't help you and your grandmother quickly enough??

No, now you're getting carried away - that's what your own mind thinks I'm saying. In reality, what I'm saying is that when I read a story about a copper getting a 12 bore in the face I felt a warm ready brek glow. I've never said "I want them all dead", tho now you mention it...

Perhaps if they had helped my granny I would have forgot about them slaughtering and lying about murdering Ian Tomlinson or De Menezes. But...they didn't help my granny did they.

Would you also be screaming like a little bitch and pleading at them with your fear-bulged eyes for help if they walked past you as 5 hooded chavs were stomping on your head in a town centre

I don't know - if I ever do end up "screaming like a little bitch" under the shoes of 5 chavs and the police walk by I'll let you know. It seems a little far-fetched tho, I havn't seen a policeman on the beat in 20 years. I think I'd be more likely to be saved from the chavs by Raoul Moat to be frank.

 

[The Kid]

What I'm saying is that in the face of the police blatantly and repeatedly getting away with outrageous abuses of power, to see someone unload a 12 bore in their face is probably the best retribution we are ever likely to see. I agree it would be a lot better if the police were prosecuted for murder when they kill people - but that's never going to happen. So you have to take your crumbs of comfort where you find them. I agree, it would have been better if it had been a single mom being bullied who had unloaded the 12 bore at the cop and that the cop had been the one who killed Tomlinson, but life isn't perfect and we all have to accept that.

This paragraph just shows what an absolute tosser you really are.