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Stories of being caught by parents

One time that really sticks in my mind was when my pals were back from university for the summer and we picked up a couple of ounces of bud between us and sat on the kitchen table at my nan's house (where I lived at the time) to bag it all up.

Anyways my nan was cool with me smoking weed as she decided it could be worse lol, so she came home in the afternoon to find the four of us in the kitchen completely bonging the place out lol! so she says "i dont even know why you skoke that stupid stuff it doesnt even do anything - waste of money etc etc" so (knowing that my nan was prob curious) I replied "well i bet you would get smashed of 1 puff of this joint nan!" to which she replied "i could smoke the whole thing if i wanted to"

So I pass her the joint (shes a heavy cigarette smoker) and this is some sticky weed lol. she takes about 4-5 really big puffs (as if to make a point!) and as you can imagine my pals can hardly breathe through laughing so hard!

She exhales the last pull and says "there it's nothing I told you etc etc" and before she even finishes the sentence you can tell she's mega paranoid about the way shes talking etc and her eyes are bug wide lol. She just stands there looking at us pretending that nothings changed for about a minute and then she walks over to the sink and starts washing up some cups/plates that had already been wiped and were on the drainer lol! after a couple of minutes she goes and gets the hoover and starts hoovering the hallway (something she never does - esp if theres people round lol!) so I go out to ask if she's ok and her eyes are red raw hahahaha she was very stoned.

I bet she ate loads of biscuits when we all left the house for the night lol!!!

Good times
 
When i was 15 i started to grow my first crop of weed and my mom found them when they were still sproutlings in my closet and freaked out but since they were still so little i was able to talk her into believing they where flowers(i had asked for flower seeds from my grandma earlier in the month so she would give me soil and pots for free). I told her i was just keepin em in my closet until i was sure it wasnt going to frost anymore that season, so she called my grandma who confirmed she had gave me flower seeds at which point she told me to just put them outside so it didnt look so suspect. Close call but at least i got to keep my plants, putting them outside was not an option so i ran an extention cord up through the opening to my attic and kept them up there for about three months. Two weeks before i had a friend over and we were in my room rollin a couple joints up before we hit the town, my friend fucked up one of the joints he was rolling and crumbled up the rolling paper and threw it on floor, no big deal... just a tiny little piece of paper on the floor, right? WRONG! Fast forward twoweeks, im vaccuming my room and suck up the little crubmled up rolling paper. A few days after that my mom goes to use the vaccum, somehow finds the rolling paper stuck in the bristles, which prompts her to search my room. She follows the extension cord up to the attic and finds all three of my plants which where just starting bud quite nicely, as well as 15 hydrocodone 7.5s and 15 ativan 1mgs that where hidden in the tape deck of my stereo. All this because of 1 fucking rolling paper
 
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woke up today to mom at the door, being nosy or nagging or somesuch i don't remember

she goes "why isnt your window open" as an excuse to traverse the room knowing the window is closed because i have the AC unit installed for times of hotness

finds my chillum sandwiched between the window pane and the screen

"is this your pipe...

...

it's pretty"

lol. she asked me if i smoked in my room and i told her i just kept it there to keep out the smell, she knows better though. it sucks living with the rents sometimes. as a matter of fact i'm going to go smoke that chillum now. at least she didn't take it; a year ago she would've.
 
Tommyboy723 said:
As you obviously found out, taking pictures of/with drugs is never a good idea. It almost always comes back to haunt you.
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yeah but drugs are so beautiful to me and i photos help me remember if my memory was to fuzzy. but haha your totally right its a horrible idea. Do you speak from experience?

another one. I picked up a girl, said she did bars and shit so we pop some and watch a movie in my bed. next thing i know shes fuckin out. Im shittin bricks cause I know shes really fucked up and I try to wake her up and give up she wakes up 20 mins later and I wait like 40 mins to have her sober up. then drive her home and tell her to go to sleep. when I get home my mom asks "did you give her something?" I just acted all defensive and offended. and she belived what she wanted ha.
 
lol at the lamp.

This one happened last night I had my home boy over with two girls and we all got in the pool naked and trippin on 4-aco-dmt and lsd. and im put the life saver thing in the water and pull the girl around like a ride and as im doing this my dad walks in to see me running around the pool like a idiot laughing my ass off completly naked. apparently we were so loud we woke him with the noise.

He told me to have everyone get dressed and get out of the pool. I couldnt keep a straight face and was just laughing and laughing saying ok. one of the most akward times being caught. but our trips stayed in a good vibe after that still.




My friend Mark came to my house FUCKED UP on benzos and my dad says "make mark stay here for a while before he drives back".

Well he ended up getting into his car and smashing it into a brick wall thing thats kind of our garage. So I get him out and have him chill out at my room. he goes downstairs to get some water.

Now I have a ladder thats on the side of my house so I can climb to my room to avoid seeing my rents when im fucked up. You can see it from the kitchen in the day time.

Well my dad sees my friend climbing up the ladder and he knows its a bad idea (he also saw the crash) so he taps to get his attention and I guess my dad said it looked like mark got starteled and tipped over the ladder smashing down on the ground with it. haha

So were driving the other day my dad, me, and a friend. were a few blocks from my house and, we all see a car that looks like marks and my dad goes "looks like marks car, probably got lost on the way here" and we all laughed hard.



I had this girl over and we were climbing in my room after a smoke session from the window, she was benzoed and as my mom opens the door to my room the girls half way through the window and just CRASHES all over my speaker set up, it was one of the worst benzo falls ive seen cause so much stuff went crashing down. needless to say i got bitched out by my mom later.

The same thing happended when my other friend was over and I heard my mom yell "GOD DAMN AGAIN?"
 
There were two really awesome times I got caught.

1) Drinks/benzos/weed behind the soccer field at a bonfire with some friends apparently I got super fucked up and was throwing up on the field and smashing my face into it, shortly there after I proceeded to tear off the shirt I was wearing and according to friends "run off into the night". I woke up around noon with my mom in my room acting nonchalant. It was going good for about 10 minutes at which point she says "so do you mind telling me where the fuck my car is?" It was quite a problem since I had no idea so the two of us spent a rather awkward afternoon canvasing the neighborhood for it. Similar incidents repeated themselves through out the course of high school.

2) Just got a script for Lunesta and my friend and I thought we'd each try some so we both take three and walk around/play video games/whatever for maybe 2 hours at which point he passes out. I then get it in my head that it would be the best idea ever to take the remaining 24 tablets at once. Wake up at approximately 4pm and hop in the shower. When I open the door my friend is standing there and so naturally curious I'm like "what's up?" "Dude you got in a fucking car accident last night" look outside car is no where to be seen. In walks mom apparently I had blacked out gone out to my car ran it into the telephone pole in my front yard at around 5-6am woke her up she looked out her bedroom window to see me leaning against the car smoking and then comes running out the front door. I jump in the car reverse out of the pole and speed off disappearing somewhere for about an hour. She's waiting for me when i get back of course and apparently I told her I was going to the beach. She had my car towed somewhere while i was sleeping and i didn't get it back for weeks.
 
I managed to keep everything hidden from my parents until I just told them the truth, probably mainly because I was never home! But I did get caught by my ex's mum who I lived with at the time - after getting so fucked up that I walked out to the bbq in the backyard naked :o
 
Once upon a time i told my grandma (who i live with) that me and my friend had to go to where his mom was, by the park, to get his phone charger.
We got to the park and gave the dude the 20 bucks, he gave me an eighth of what i thought was schwag, we sat at the park and smoked a chillum or two and didnt feel the slightest different, so we decided to just smoke it all to try and get something out of it. we sat and loaded chillum after chillum after chillum until it was gone, then headed home. about halfway back to the house i got a text from my guy saying he gave me the wrong bag and that what i got was an eighth of creepy kush. for those who dont know, good creeper, i mean gooooood creeper takes like, 45 minutes to start feeling anything off of. we got back to the house, still sober and hoping not to be very soon.. an hour later we're allllll kinds of stoned, just playin some gta4. .then my dreaded aunt anna came home... shes always looking for ways to bust me. so she tells us to come into the living room and play with the dog, (weird huh?) and as soon as my friend stepped out of my room i hear, "damn, can you even see out of those eyes?"
BUSTED.
so they asked us the usual shit, you know, have you been smoking pot, where is it, blah blah blah.. after about 20 minutes of discussion i straight up said, " im in the middle of fucking a fat hooker in liberty city, so lets talk about this never. " im not one to usually say shit like that so they flipped the fuck out. they went and got a drug test from walgreens and told me to pee in it. i was still high as shit. i could literally smell the dank buzzzz radiation off of my piss. i overflowed it purposly and went into my room after yelling to them to have fun fucking with my piss. they said it was positive but i played it off by saying they got it from walgreens and all.. they said they were gonna like send it to the state or something.. but i never ever heard anything of the night again :D
 
SILENTBUD said:
Once upon a time i told my grandma (who i live with) that me and my friend had to go to where his mom was, by the park, to get his phone charger.
We got to the park and gave the dude the 20 bucks, he gave me an eighth of what i thought was schwag, we sat at the park and smoked a chillum or two and didnt feel the slightest different, so we decided to just smoke it all to try and get something out of it. we sat and loaded chillum after chillum after chillum until it was gone, then headed home. about halfway back to the house i got a text from my guy saying he gave me the wrong bag and that what i got was an eighth of creepy kush. for those who dont know, good creeper, i mean gooooood creeper takes like, 45 minutes to start feeling anything off of. we got back to the house, still sober and hoping not to be very soon.. an hour later we're allllll kinds of stoned, just playin some gta4. .then my dreaded aunt anna came home... shes always looking for ways to bust me. so she tells us to come into the living room and play with the dog, (weird huh?) and as soon as my friend stepped out of my room i hear, "damn, can you even see out of those eyes?"
BUSTED.
so they asked us the usual shit, you know, have you been smoking pot, where is it, blah blah blah.. after about 20 minutes of discussion i straight up said, " im in the middle of fucking a fat hooker in liberty city, so lets talk about this never. " im not one to usually say shit like that so they flipped the fuck out. they went and got a drug test from walgreens and told me to pee in it. i was still high as shit. i could literally smell the dank buzzzz radiation off of my piss. i overflowed it purposly and went into my room after yelling to them to have fun fucking with my piss. they said it was positive but i played it off by saying they got it from walgreens and all.. they said they were gonna like send it to the state or something.. but i never ever heard anything of the night again :D
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wtf is creeper? pcp weed????
 
i dont buy the creeper shit claims. Ive smoked a ton of weed and never had some shit that all of a sudden fucked me up an hour later. I put that in that same category as people who think weed names are the shit. Like one guy i know wanted to buy weed i had so i showed it to him and he asked for its name, and i said idk man, its weed. so he didnt want it. The next day i called him sayin i picked up some orange dream and he bought the same weed from the day before and kept sayin how bomb it was and you can totally taste the orange duuuuuuuuuuude
 
not caught but nearly and funny pt1 on psp soz has 2 b in 2 parts

iv been caught 2 many times 2 say as i used 2 b on heroin and if my mum walked in and id allready drew back blood,well im fraid i was finishing :( anyway before i injected i smoked it and 1 nite,after 12pm i decided 2 have small chase and keep rest 4 school next day (i was 15).i didnt expect any1 downstairs as my mum had work in the morn and dad had been 2 Masons that night so HE wasnt gettin out of bed as he was REAL drunk.so im chasin away njoyin sum music thing on tv when i heard thumps,quickly i hid...
 
not caught but nearly and funny pt2 on psp soz has 2 b in 2 parts

...i hid the tooter (bit of round foil 2 suck up the smoke)and the foil board in the tv guide-he wont b watchin tv the state he is in i remember thinking.well guess the 1st thing he went 4?didnt say a word,just pick the guide out,i thot "omg he sumhow knows" but then the board fell 2 the floor and THATS when i thot i was done,but i heard my mum comin so i kicked the board under the sofa.i hadnt notice quite how bad my dad was tho coz he then went and picked up the dogs bowl and started 2 piss in it!...
 
not caught but nearly and funny last part,sorry every1

yeah so there was i on the sofa starting 2 relax a bit and my high was coming back,watching my mum hold the dog bowl so my dad didnt spill when he pissed lol ive had acid trips less surriel lol just had a thot actually-what if i HAD taken acid or similar and was just smokin my gear that nite 2 come down...but ill not think bout that lol
 
yeah i kinda agree and dont with u there.the names,if its the right plant 4 the name certainly makes a difference (if that IS what ur disputing).my mate had 2 types of weed and 2 of pot-memory bad but it think 1 bag of weed was purple haze and another was bubblegum i think.anyway i week we smoked the haze and i swear h couldnt be arsed goin 2 the toilet lol so just went when i went 4 a munchie :D also all we did was watch loads of films and barely talked.the 2nd week was bubblegum (we had tried the soft...
 
ech0s85 said:
i dont buy the creeper shit claims. Ive smoked a ton of weed and never had some shit that all of a sudden fucked me up an hour later. I put that in that same category as people who think weed names are the shit. Like one guy i know wanted to buy weed i had so i showed it to him and he asked for its name, and i said idk man, its weed. so he didnt want it. The next day i called him sayin i picked up some orange dream and he bought the same weed from the day before and kept sayin how bomb it was and you can totally taste the orange duuuuuuuuuuude
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lmao gotta love intelligence.
 
smokin rocket-didnt take me to moon this time lol

when i was 14 and jurt gettin in2 my speed and acid and stuff before i got the bus 2 school id do 2 or 3 rockets,just 4 my come down course (lol yep bein young) and normally i cud do it in my room fine as mum and dad both at work.now i knew my mum had found my rockets b4 coz i had 2 make new ones lol well this morn i was feelin pretty bad-and it was mon lol so i had 5.typically as i was holdin in my 4th or 5th blast in walks my mum.any1 who has smoked a big rocket knows u cant hold it in that situation...
 
smokin rocket-didnt take me to moon this time lol

smoke filled the room as i cudnt even get 2 window :) what shocked me most tho was what my mum said "ahh so thats what thier for" LOL i was shocked needless 2 say.she also said dont let ur dad catch u.my mum was pretty cool bout all that,like 2 know what sumthin is used 4,hom much that wud cost etc...its when heroin reared its ugly head that things went rong.alltho im k and we r 2 now thankfully.sumtimes she remembers sumthin she found when i was younger and still likes 2 know bout it.:)
 
^ lol we might be a lil amped right now huh?
Judging by the posts I would assume you just speedin along.

Fun stuff but that comedown might just kick you ass and that always sucks. :(
 
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