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Stories of being caught by parents

I remember when I was 17 and had only been smoking weed for a few months when I tried my hand at growing a pot plant in my closet. Well, I ended up with a 2 foot high, lanky,malnourished plant bearing a strong resemblance to Charlie Browns x-mas tree. So one day I`m coming in the house and my Mom says to me "I found your project." I was so embarrassed,I think I started blushing. So I asked my Mom where she found it. She gave me a quizzical look and said "In your closet. Why, do you have shit growing else where?" I was so relieved! I thought she said she found my porno! Turns out my Ma wasn`t mad. She ended up calling my Dad into my room so they could both laugh at it .
My parents were pretty cool.
 
worst one ever was at new years, i was at this girls house with a couple friends and we only had a bit of liquor and so i drink it and am a bit buzzed, well this was during my dramamine phase so after ths whole countdown my dad was on his way to pick me up, well thinking it would take an hour to kick in and stupidly pop 24 of them because my tolerance had gone up, but not that much. we get in the car and we go into the ditch cause there was a storm, well i dont remeber anything after that until about 7:00 the next day but from what he told me i asked him what our family dog was doing on his jacket and that i was going up to bed while i was still in the car, and it only got worse from there. he still wonders to this day what i took
 
Very embarassing and shit like this happened way too much.a peak of what daddy saw

8oI am 27 now but when i was 16 my dad worked nightwork and I have a dead beat mom.so 1 night after a rave party me,my boyfriend then,and about 6 other couples broke out in a madd xtc orgy in my livingroom.Had rtc blasting on the stero so didnt realize my pops came home early from work till the lights came on...omfg!!!!!shortly before dropped bunch of gel tabs for the 16th b-day and took ambian i was perscribed for the first time..just wanted sleep so 7 seemed like a great number.dad said next morning i was like Regan MacNeil screaming for all the people to get outta my room when I was alone.i was naked and covered in puke as quoted from my father b/c I dont remember that evening.
 
This year i have been caught by my mother.
I had just received a bacth of LSD blotters (about ten) and I had forgotten them in office. Returning to my mother, she came up to me and asked what it was. I simply said that it was stamps (yes stamps). Then she told me: "Oh, so I can put it in my mouth to see?" And then I had to admit that it was acid. She is not stupid she has been young before me and she has already taken acid. It was funny :D

Sorry for my english :)

Peace Out
 
gotta put this. one of my most epic times gettin caught.

So I was still just using pot and just getting used to gettin caught, think it was like the 3rd time.

I came home reeking like bud, my mom smelled me and started bitchin me out like crazy. I knew next she was gonna go ripping through my room.
Quickily I thought of a plan. I just ran away from her, up to my room, grabbed my bong and wrapped it in a towel lol. Then I opened my window and just started running on my roof. slowing down twoards the edge then....
I jumped and let my body take the impact as I cradled my bong (AKA big purp), under my arm and ran to the woods in back of my house and stashed it.
 
My parents are old hippies, they caught on when I became a pot head a bit earlier than I thought, but didn’t care. A bad one, however, was being “caught” in a sort of twighlight alcoholic blackout, carrying a bottle of 99 bananas. My dad asked what I was doing, and I angrily told him “I’m looking for the fucking bathroom,” I am told.
 
I don't smoke inside my parents house when I visit and stay in my old room. I smoke it outside and could care less if anybody saw or smelled it since I am on the driveway and I have a weed card anyway.

But I own my own house so I can do whatever I want in it :D
 
one time my dad walked in my room when i had it boxed, alcohol all over, and half naked with a girl in my bed. it was one of the few times i knew i really made my dad proud even though he never said anything.
 
I read this thread and wonder if any parents that don't do drugs read this so they will know what to look for. Anyways, I couldn't tell you how many times I have been caught by parents. I think my mom finding me gasping for air one morning was a pretty shocking way to find out that her son was overdosing and was addicted to drugs. She had no knowledge of my pill abuse whatsoever.
 
gotta put this. one of my most epic times gettin caught.

So I was still just using pot and just getting used to gettin caught, think it was like the 3rd time.

I came home reeking like bud, my mom smelled me and started bitchin me out like crazy. I knew next she was gonna go ripping through my room.
Quickily I thought of a plan. I just ran away from her, up to my room, grabbed my bong and wrapped it in a towel lol. Then I opened my window and just started running on my roof. slowing down twoards the edge then....
I jumped and let my body take the impact as I cradled my bong (AKA big purp), under my arm and ran to the woods in back of my house and stashed it.

I loled so much that I was then required to read it to my bf who loled
 
i dont smoke pot i take pills. i had a shot load of percocet 5/325 on my desk. i thought she was asleep me mom. i was in the bathroom she came down to my room seen all the pills. she took em all and flushed them. i was so sick to my stomach. ever since that she s been like a dectective if u know what i mean.....
 
that is a fucking awful situation to be in! At that point your very next goal to be working towards is getting the hell outta there before things get worse.
 
I've been caught a few times by my mom. Never in the act, but she found two of my bongs and countless pipes. funny she never would say anything till i asked her did u happen to look under my bed.....haa most of the time i would just stash it there.
 
Thanks for the respopnses. Makes me wanna type up some more cause I have hundreds probably thousands lol.

15-16 years old
I had started smoking daily afterschool with my friends. One of my friends had ADD and I was intersted in trying some adderall, having read about it on erowid. So he gave me a free one.

I was so excited I took it the next morning and was speedin hard all day. Well school ends and were smoking at the buliding(our smoke spot) when I get a phone call from my mom.

mom- come home
me- why its barley been 15 mins
mom- come home now.

I told my firends "oh shit. I thin I got caught. "

another call, I ignore it, then another and another so I answer.

mom- GET HOME RIGHT NOW
me-what? why are you yelling, I just wanna hang out with my firends.
mom- I SAID NOW!!! arrrrghhh

so I tell my friends im pretty sure im caught and have to go home, so they hand the Joint to me and let me take 3 big rips, remember im realtivley new to smoking and its the 3rd joint

As im heading home im trying to think of a million excuses. The adderall is making my mind race a million miles a hour along with the weed. I get home and my mom has all my stupid little home made bongs layed out.
Gives me a long long speech and crys and I tell her im sorry and am gonna stop (total BS lol.) she says thank you.

then pulls the sneakiest shit. She asks for a hug and holds me tight then smells me and bitcehes me out again for smoking.


17 years old
The first time I took acid my dad knew so I just told him straight up so no akwarndess would ruin the trip. I was telling him its much easier to controll then mushrooms and when im about to walk away he says "oh yeah, your shirts on inside out and backwards. haha I love my dad.

16 years old
Me and my friend had gotten pretty into benzos. Well we were in a binge and you know how after a while you just leave your pills in not so good places cause, well fuck your in a binge.

Well me and my friend had just bought 120 2mg xanax xr's, 100 10/500 lortabs, and lie 12 oz of purple codeine/prometh oh yeah and like a qp of reggie. So we get so trashed one night that when we wake up all the shit is gone. ALL OF IT.

my parents went through our bags and my room while we were passed out, didnt hear a word and took it all. lots of screaming and crying followed. I was just so fuckin pissed we lost all that money we had just paid for the pills.

18 years old

My parents know all about my drug use and addiction.

Then they find a memory card beloning to me and my friends. Holding a years worth of pics.
The pics showed over a oz of coke, 500 2mg clonazepam pills, 5000 dollars my friend got from a accident when he turned 18(bad timing lol), a shitload of oxy, like 30 ecstasy pills, us with pills and acid on our tounges with two of the girls takes familiy photos of. my mom is a photographer and thers also a pic of one of her clients and im kissin her a roll hehe. oh and a half oz of shroomsand 3-4lbs of reggie. I just said it was my friends memory card even though I apperead a lot and using in some pics, parents believe what they want.
still was akward though.

about a mont ago

Im peaking HARD on a hefty dose of 2C-I. My dad calls me down to find out how to use the new digital cable from the cable guys, I try to tell him that I cant but it just sounds like im benzoed the fuck out cause my sentences dont make sense.

I go downstairs and the cable guy asks "are you 18" and I say "yeah,,,, why? do you have to be 18 to use the uhhh..... uhhh..." I point at dtv box and say "VCR?" he says "no there has to be adult in here. So im trying to ignore them and pretend to text but im just mashing the buttons for 5 seconds then closing the phone and repeating for like 4 mins before i notice thats dumb. then Im sweating my ass off and try to sit down but i just squirm around laughingn. then I notice the cable guys are still there. Then they as if I have battires. Nah I dont think so and just sit there, dont even look for any. then he says its fine.
Finally they finish and ask "any questions" I just say no really quickly and they turn around to leave and as they do that I throw up on my floor big time twice and say, "dont worry, ive been sweating a lot" they ask if im sure and say yes. lol.

then I got caught by my dad for the throw up smell.

between 16-17 years old
I had dropped out. So every day after my friends got out from school they would come over and we would smoke in this woody area in my back yard where we set up a table and chairs. Whenever my mom asked, we would say "oh were at the "poker table". Well one day she walks back there cause I was slurring and shit I think and We have 2 mosnter 2.5 foot bongs and were ripping them just as she sees us and theres two pill bottles on the "poker table" filled with weed but she didnt think so.



Eh I have funnier ones im just relaly opiated now.
 
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Then they find a memory card beloning to me and my friends. Holding a years worth of pics.
The pics showed over a oz of coke, 500 2mg clonazepam pills, 5000 dollars my friend got from a accident when he turned 18(bad timing lol), a shitload of oxy, like 30 ecstasy pills, us with pills and acid on our tounges with two of the girls takes familiy photos of. my mom is a photographer and thers also a pic of one of her clients and im kissin her a roll hehe. oh and a half oz of shroomsand 3-4lbs of reggie. I just said it was my friends memory card even though I apperead a lot and using in some pics, parents believe what they want.
still was akward though.

As you obviously found out, taking pictures of/with drugs is never a good idea. It almost always comes back to haunt you.
 
This story took place when I was 15. I am currently 31 but still remember it due to the hilarious nature of said event"

My dad smelled pot coming out of my room as usual.

So, as usual he barges his way into my locked door with a coat hanger. (you know the door with the little hole on the outside of it to break in)

What he walked in on was me and this girl I was seeing, and my friend and his girlfriend all writhing around on the floor naked and having sex. We had consumed LSD, and smoked some grass and one thing led to another and we ended up having sex right there next to each other.

So imagine the look on my dad's face when he thinks he is gonna walk in on his son smoking another joint or taking a few bong rips and instead walks in on a fucking bathhouse in ancient Rome.

Needless to say, he was NOT too happy, and everyone was really embarrassed by the entire thing. He took my door off the hinges that night and I moved out a month later just after my 16th birthday.

I have NEVER been one to follow rules well. Except in ping pong, because I dominate that shit.
 
I had been caught a few times by my parents with bud and pipes, so by the time I was 18 they were fine with it. But one day my mom was snooping through my room for one reason or another, and she called me up to come home. I had 2 boxes of N2O canisters plus balloons and a cracker, a few grams of mushrooms, and a film canister with a few blotters and two capsules of 2c-i, all stashed away in this big lockbox along with some bud and pipes.

For some reason I didn't have it latched, which was awesome of me. Anyway, she told me right away she was concerned and not mad at all. Then she asked me what the N2O was, and I explained that it's laughing gas, she's had it before at the dentist, how to use it safely, Winston Churchill, etc. So at this point I'm shitting myself, because that one seemed easy to justify compared to mushrooms or acid, let alone two capsules of random white powder.

I don't know how I got so lucky, but she just handed me back the lockbox at that point and kind of laughed about the nitrous mentioning how she liked it too. Then she just said to be safe. I'm not sure how she overlooked everything else, I still wonder if she just chose to ignore it.
 
^ damn you got lucky. if I had some caps of white powder found on me when I was a kid I woulda got smacked

one time when i was about 18 though around 5 in the morning i pulled into my parents driveway which was at like a fuckin 45 degree angle. i had came back from a long night of 2 E pills (one of which was MDA) and had just smoked a blunt. I was seriously cracked the fuck out, feeling schizophrenic almost, kinda trippin off the MDA, high from the blunt. It had just rained and it was winter so the shit turned to a big sheet of ice. Took me like 15 minutes to park properly and then about 5 tries to walk up the driveway without falling. Ended up having to take my shoes and socks off and like spiderman grip the ice with my feet to walk up.

My mom was outside for the whole shit while she was smokin a cigarette. just stairin at me wonderin WTF I was doin. I must have looked ridiculous. I just walked by her and said "hey hows it goin" like nothing happened. I convinced her that I had a few beers earlier in the night and I was just really tired. She probably knew better but ....
 
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