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Garlic - New Experience

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So it was the new year, and I thought... What a better way to kick it off then to try out out a little Garlic. The guy who sold it to me said it was really potent, so I made sure to be careful when I was preparing it.

I thought at first I would smoke it, but I didn't read anything online about that so I thought I would try to purify it more since I had some good stuff. I thought about Fruit and vegetable dehydration, like how you make raisins... and I thought I would harvest the drippings that the machine collected and then take shots of this 'Garlic Liquor'.

After a week of preparation, I decided I was going to get drunk on garlic as the new year had passed rather uneventfully and I knew it was time.

I got my my jar of pure garlic and took one shot, and immidiately noticed a huge effect. My eyes and skin felt like they were burning... the potency was so strong that my whole face was beginning to burn more and more. I started to get a little nauceous... but I heard that in this kind of situation that throwing up would only make it worse... I felt like I was stuck in garlic's grasp for who knew how long....

After about 10 minutes... and a few shots of garlic I was raging in the new year and it was amazing as my eyes burned... my mouth cried... my nose sung a soft ballad, one by Barbara Streisand perhaps? At this point, I knew I was really fucked up so I stopped chugging the bottle of garlic and sat back down in my easy chair.

I had no idea what was happening, but the television and everything else in the room smelled oddly like garlic as if it were everywhere in the room at the same time... it was so unbelueveable!!!!!! I had no idea that Garlic was so intense, so invigorating, so..so... SUGOI!!! That is Japanese for awesome, I didnt know that but after garlic I did.....

So by 5am the garlic, though still really strongly permeating the air due to my significant belching, another side effect... the feeling began to diminish, and I thought I might be able to get to sleep.

Great first time 'Licking the Gar' as I say to my friends when we go to the local grocery and pick up some 'G.
 
I have nothing useful to say.

jackie jones.. you edit my reply to a trip report about taking garlic..

wtf?

....

Yes, I did. All you did was insult the OP, and use rude language.
 
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Wow! didn't realize the possibilities w/G- garlic. Lol! but if it works, it works. I wish I had a garlic instead of opiate addiction.
 
First garlic, then you move up to habaneros. Careful, I can tell by the way you're romanticizing the garlic you've got the addict mentality.
 
I am going to leave this thread open, just because it is rare to hear of someone trying to get high from garlic (much less succeeding).

It is healthy (good for the heart and lowers blood pressure), but you are going to smell like garlic for weeks, so keep that in mind if you have, or are seeking a lover.
 
jackie jones said:
I am going to leave this thread open, just because it is rare to hear of someone trying to get high from garlic (much less succeeding).

It is healthy (good for the heart and lowers blood pressure), but you are going to smell like garlic for weeks, so keep that in mind if you have, or are seeking a lover.
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True story.

I saw something on garlic that said it can actually prevent/stop erectile dysfunction in some males. They were eating 4 raw cloves a day.
 
no, no, no not smoking garlic but power huffing ! my aunti loaded up her 250 horsepower air compressor with it and went to town . it was she who killed flacky's friend's girl .
 
Yo my b, the investigation is still pending. All I know is that he fuckin smoked like 5 cloves of garlic and the next day his girl was all cut up. I heard there were other suspects tho, maybe that's your auntie. Haha.
 
Actually, I'd take it as a reflection of the current state of RC's really. People taking whatever comes their way. :P
 
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