An Arbitrary List of (Mostly) Safe & Effective Psychoactive Plants According to Teo

[Teotzlcoatl]

But seriously... if my list is arbitrary... tell me a plant I didn't include....

Like seriously WTF is wrong with making a list of psychoactive plants and excluding things like datura?

Why would i want to put Datura in a big list with things like Cannabis and Mushrooms??? Some stupid ass druggie kid on here is gonna eat a bunch of Datura and go nuts.

Like this druggie site right here where people seem to know so little is the whole reason I decided to split it up, to make sure that if I post that at a place where some of the posters seems to have so little knowledge (not really the people that post in my threads, other people, you know what I'm talking about) that everyone will be able to understand things like Datura and Brugmansia are dangerous, while things like Cannabis and Mushrooms are considered a little more safe and are in common usage.


WTF don't y'all get?

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

fixed it

thank you

O wait your not saying "Fixed it" as in "my bad, i changed it back"

your saying "fixed it" as in "ya i changed it, fuck you"


edited out the "Fuck You" to me. smart move
-delsyd

maybe ill put it back?

TEO

 

[Delsyd]

But seriously... if my list is arbitrary... tell me a plant I didn't include....

Like seriously WTF is wrong with making a list of psychoactive plants and excluding things like datura?

Why would i want to put Datura in a big list with things like Cannabis and Mushrooms??? Some stupid ass druggie kid on here is gonna eat a bunch of Datura and go nuts.

Like this druggie site right here where people seem to know so little is the whole reason I decided to split it up, to make sure that if I post that at a place where some of the posters seems to have so little knowledge (not really the people that post in my threads, other people, you know what I'm talking about) that everyone will be able to understand things like Datura and Brugmansia are dangerous, while things like Cannabis and Mushrooms are considered a little more safe and are in common usage.


WTF don't y'all get?

because Datura fits all your criteria for this list.

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

edit: the title will be fixed, it was a joke, what happened to your sense of humor?

bout gone for this site, tho i do have many faces which may account for my attitude change

And go ahead and add descriptions so we can get this thread going somewhere instead of being a list.

i donno man... i might just take it to wiki or another forum or something (my forum?)

y'all would probably just take the list, re-use and edit it for your own purpose and then still be douche-bags

either that or it wouldn't get used at all here...

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

because Datura fits all your criteria for this list.

Is it not good enough to have a separate "Baneful" plants list/thread??? So we don't have anybody just browsing the list and chomping on Datura?

 

[Xorkoth]

If you want to take it to your own forum, then go for it, no one's stopping you.

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

ya i did edit out the fuck you

i thought that was kinda mean

do you have a problem with that?

are you gonna change my title as you said?

How about a fairer title... "Teo's Essential Ethnobotanicals"

Everyone happy with that?

geeze/

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

eh. i think it would be lulzy as fuck if you got some bunk ass shrooms, that look/taste real, put a few drops of liquid on em and have teo eat em without telling him its not psilocybin he be trippin on. Then maybe synthetic things wouldnt be so bad.

 

[Roger&Me]

Is it not good enough to have a separate "Baneful" plants list/thread??? So we don't have anybody just browsing the list and chomping on Datura?

Why not just make a note saying its dangerous?

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

eh. i think it would be lulzy as fuck if you got some bunk ass shrooms, that look/taste real, put a few drops of liquid on em and have teo eat em without telling him its not psilocybin he be trippin on. Then maybe synthetic things wouldnt be so bad.

Ya dude that'd be like totally super sweet! and you could film it and put it on youtube!

harm reduction my ass... what sort of person would suggest such a thing?

Why not just make a note saying its dangerous?

good suggestion roger, but at this point with there being no descriptions i felt a separate list was better

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

im waiting for more botanical names... i bets y'all bitchs can'T cum up wixz nonez

 

[Visitor Q]

Why not just make a note saying its dangerous?

That reminds me. A good friend of mine works part-time at a convenience store and he meets quite a load of strange, unusual or stupid people in a day.

One time, a regular walked in who manages a pickled pig-tongue factory. He began talking about the problems they were having. Apparently, they needed to hire women with small hands to carefully place the tongues in the glass jar (it has a rather small opening). Their problem was that no woman wanted to work there most that did eventually quit because it's a disgusting job and the smell is horrible.

My friend then asked him openly why they weren't using some sort of tool to place the tongues accordingly. The man just stared ahead blankly and then laughed awkwardly. He had no answer...

 

[solistus]

I'm still waiting for your answer on why tobacco makes the list if you're trying to remove unsafe things.

I'm really not sure why your behavior on this thread in the last page or so hasn't earned you another ban. You've made it clear that you have no respect for our community and have no interest in becoming a productive member of it.

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

y'all go ahead and ban me if that is what y'all wanna do

your loss

i said i'd remove tobacco because it's dangerous

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

erowid uses basically the same listing...

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/psychoactives.shtml

http://www.erowid.org/herbs/herbs.shtml

for example...

Herbs listed in this section have been used by humans for their medicinal or culinary properties. They may also have psychoactive properties, but these are generally much milder than for those plants listed in the Psychoactive Plants section.

the above section is much like my "other ethnobotanicals section".

 

[daysonatrain]

haha, another quality thread at the hands of teo.

bravo for entertaining reading (entertaining as in funny)

i have no problem with the list but its not anything that i couldnt figure out on erowid after a few minutes research.

 

[The Smoking Man]

Why would i want to put Datura in a big list with things like Cannabis and Mushrooms??? Some stupid ass druggie kid on here is gonna eat a bunch of Datura and go nuts.?

Some stupid ass druggie kid on here could try that fly agaric that's on your list, but with poorly prepared material rich in excitotoxins.

 

[Winding Vines]

But seriously... if my list is arbitrary... tell me a plant I didn't include....

Your list is obscenely arbitrary.

You are missing literally thousands of plants, herbs, mushrooms, etc.

Including several considered "toxic" plants that can be consumed in small quantities for some "benefits"such as Datura mentioned above or Mescal beans.

Ridiculously short list, maybe you should pick up a few Naturopathy books where you could understand why I conclude such.

This list is absurdly oversimplified, because several plants are toxic except specific portions such as roots, aerial parts and some can only be harvested during certain seasons... I was a Holistic Health Practisioner's Assistant for two years, and find your reaction to such constructive criticism insulting.

 

[Teotzlcoatl]

You are missing literally thousands of plants, herbs, mushrooms, etc.

name them.

 

[Winding Vines]

name them.

It would actually be more productive to start from scratch rather then waste the time referencing your silly list every time I browse through a genus. 8)