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Film: Marmaduke - Worst Movie Ever?

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It's pretty mysterious as to why Marmaduke is still being published in newspapers... but now, it's a MOVIE? 8o Someone who is braver than I (probably with kids) please tell us how bad this experience was. =D
 
Why worst movie ever? The tailor doesn't make it look any worse than a few hundred other family movies.
 
Worst movie ever? Hardly. Watch this movie and you will know the true meaning of worst movie ever:

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owen wilson is doing marmaduke's voice. wtf?!

my, oh my, those wilson brothers have fallen upon tough times. you also have some other decent actors participating in this train wreck: william h. macy, kiefer sutherland, and george lopez. okay, that last one is questionable.

but, hey, i guess actors have gotta eat. yikes, though, yikes.

and yes, the comic fucking sucks, and always has.

(btw, i am a sucker for some shit like this. talking animals can be funny shit, but this is going in the trash next to 'beverly hills chihuahua'. and, hell, i just watched 'k-9' last night!)
 
This looks bad but honestly it doesnt look as bad as that new Brenden Fraser movie. "Furry Vengence". 8) It sounds like a 4 year old came up with that title.

But the market is fucking retarded so it wouldnt suprise me if Markmaduke reaches #1.
 
I can't believe you're calling this the worst movie!!!!! This isn't even close. How could you give it that title! OMG. Seriously. Wow!!!!!
 
I can't type for shirt sometimes. :(

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I think Amy never got that puppy she wanted :\



In other news, I think we ought to have a thread in this forum which really seeks to find the "Worst Movie Ever". I already know which one I'd put on there....but I suppose we'd need criteria (like, at least one 'big name' actor) to avoid those B movies nobody ever heard of or that was made in High School on a $30 budget. That said, there are a lot of movies worst than this one, I'm sure.
 
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I think Amy never got that puppy she wanted :\



In other news, I think we ought to have a thread in this forum which really seeks to find the "Worst Movie Ever". I already know which one I'd put on there....but I suppose we'd need criteria (like, at least one 'big name' actor) to avoid those B movies nobody ever heard of or that was made in High School on a $30 budget. That said, there are a lot of movies worst than this one, I'm sure.
And I think you didn't have an English teacher scold you for rambling sentences. =D

FWIW I had one of my senior HS pictures taken with my English Bulldog. So, yeah. I did get that puppy.
 
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What kinds of trouble will that crazy dog get into now!? IF this movie is as good as Garfield THE movie was we are in for quite a treat!
 
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