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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Anthony Kiedis claiming to have IV'd LSD and began peaking on the acid within seconds.
 
Some one's I've heard:

"When I had acid I thought Spiders were crawling all over me and starting to eat my flesh" - this was from a guy who I knew from school who I see maybe four or five times a year tops.. since I've seen him this year I've heard this story from him maybe seven or eight times, god knows how much he must repeat it to his friends. I use the same Acid supplier aswell, and I can quite honestly say that not even a remotly similar experiance has happened to me or anyone else I know, even on much higher doses than he had (three tabs).

Another time was drinking Cider by the river in my home town with a few friends when a guy in the year below me appeared and started bragging about how he "dropped 16 pills at leeds fest and went straight to sleep"... also when asked if he was in the college Leavers Photo he said "Nah I was probably at a party or some shit" - to which I responded, "At 11am on a Tuesday morning?", a complete tool.
 
A good friend of mine frequently alleges that he unintentionally took 10-hits of DOI on New Year's Eve, thinking it was acid.

Although it would certainly be easy to confuse the two, the general consensus is that taking this amount of DOI would most certainly have adverse effects on the person taking that amount. My friend, however, said that he was fine apart from a raging hangover when he eventually came down and that he did not even require medical attention.

Another common one I hear all the time is from my old stoner buddies who always claim that they smoked a half pound in a night. :o
 
I have a compulsive liar friend and we just recently found out that he has been lying to all of his friends about going to college, he has been popping Xanax's and smoking weed for two years WITHOUT US KNOWING! His two brothers told us that he hasnt gone to school for two years....... my friend had to ask yea sorry not that drug related hes a pretty compulsive liar.

Another instance, same person, He bought a lot of Xanax's and always covered it up about using them, TOO bad my other friend (not liar) was really good friends with the Xanax hook
He was buying bars every day.
 
I have a story that happened to me that SOUNDS like BS, but isn't.


On New Year's Eve of '07, I went to try to check myself into an Outpatient class (I was seriously fucked up and it was like 11 pm during a blizzard and I drove myself to the hospital). Obviously after telling them what I ingested (an awful lot of heroin, benzos, cocaine and MDMA that was likely cut with amphetamines), they admitted me to the ER.

They admitted me, but on the crazy ward, not the detox ward like I'd been on before. I later found out that they told my mom they weren't sure why I would be lying, but the UA and blood test came back negative for any drugs.
 
I hate people like that. I bumped into some guys outside a party (they were only 17 at most) & they gave a looong list of all these pills, powders & potions they were on - massive amounts too. Yet they were stone cold sober.
 
somebody in rehab told me they smoked a pound of bud in one day...alone. very unbelievable.also some loser a few weeks ago told me he smoked 3 pounds in one weekend one day when was really depressed. what fucking liars.
 
Everything I ever heard in high school...
(in ceramics class) "I smoked DMT dude really I did. We got it from tree bark." ..-_-..really. and what was that like? "Oh duuude...it was like I was really stoned on weed...but I thought I was dying..."
and another time in my freshman fuckin year PE class, this girl had claimed to have taken adderall and was stumbling around like a drunkass. I went to the bathroom and she happened to be in there, turned around and asked me "OMG...do I look totally fucked up right now??"...
I ran into her a few class periods later and she was just chillin saying "oh I'm coming down now...I just feel really mellow..."
 
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another friend told me he smoked salvia naked while showering and could not see were he was because his vision was blocked by "the shape of africa" like the continent was blocking his vision.

That doesn't sound like bullshit at all to me, many of my non breakthrough salvia experiences have been like this, never africa but my regular vision does appear blocked by the visuals, a common theme for me are roads and billboards.
 
Does outright bullshit count? Today a mate tried to convince me that weed can kill you if you smoke too much. After 10 minutes or so I told him I'd give him $50 if he can come back with a single reliable study backing up such a claim tomorrow.

Is this really outright bullshit? Weed CAN kill you if you smoke too much.
The LD50 is estimated to be around 1:40,000.
A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly 1,500 pounds of marijuana within about fifteen minutes to induce a lethal response.
Do I win $50?
 
I know some guys who swear that Oxycontin is Herion. I try and tell them no it's not, it's Oxycodone time release. (Percocet).
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