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best place to smoke out?

CashewXD said:
i had a friend who's mom was blazing in her car with all of the windows shut. the car ran out of oxygen and she almost choked to death, but one of her friends found her.
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Que?? ummm open the windows?? or the door?? lol still pretty funny. best place to smoke out is my moms mini cooper!! its the smallest thing ever and it has leather interior. and then when im done i can put the top down and drive around till it stops smelling =D

Edit: and just a little information... smoking in your synagogue inst sacrilegious because weed was everywhere in the bible. Why do you think moses was talking to "a magical burning bush", weed was his way of connecting to god of course!
 
CashewXD said:
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Since I can't smoke in my house (evil parents who would kill me if they knew i'd touched weed) I've been trying to think of different places to smoke.
(...) i finally found the perfect place. i know the keylock code to my synagogue (i'm jewish) and there is absolutely NOTHING going on there at night.
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You say your parents will kill you if they knew about your pot habit, now imagine what they would do to you if they had to bail you out of jail at night because for some reason you get caught smoking in the synagogue..
 
^ agreed. a little weed is not the reason to be stupid... of all the places in the world try to find a legal spot. and to tell you the truth no one really cares if you smoke a joint on a park bench. Cops dont catch people sitting on benches... they catch stupid kids smoking in an ally or an abandoned house.
 
FloridaHighs said:
Que?? ummm open the windows?? or the door?? lol still pretty funny. best place to smoke out is my moms mini cooper!! its the smallest thing ever and it has leather interior. and then when im done i can put the top down and drive around till it stops smelling =D

Edit: and just a little information... smoking in your synagogue inst sacrilegious because weed was everywhere in the bible. Why do you think moses was talking to "a magical burning bush", weed was his way of connecting to god of course!
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i know it isn't sacreligious but not because of what you posted. that's the bible! jews read the torah silly! but jews also don't preach against sex before marriage, or drugs, or really anything of that sort! just one more reason judaism is awesome.

Zzyzx said:
You say your parents will kill you if they knew about your pot habit, now imagine what they would do to you if they had to bail you out of jail at night because for some reason you get caught smoking in the synagogue..
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just gotta say this. it's not a habit. i've only smoked twice, and i don't plan on making it a regular thing. at least right now i'm only planning on doing it maybe once a month, or maybe once every couple of months.

but that would be fucking hilarious! i can just picture it...
 
CashewXD said:
i know it isn't sacreligious but not because of what you posted. that's the bible! jews read the torah silly! but jews also don't preach against sex before marriage, or drugs, or really anything of that sort! just one more reason judaism is awesome.



just gotta say this. it's not a habit. i've only smoked twice, and i don't plan on making it a regular thing. at least right now i'm only planning on doing it maybe once a month, or maybe once every couple of months.

but that would be fucking hilarious! i can just picture it...
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Lol guess what? the old testement is in the bible too! Its actually called the Tanakh!
 
I used to do it in the yard at night, sometimes during the day, or if it was during the day and nosy neighbors were around I would just get baked in the garage with the door closed. Or else in the woods during the day/night when nobody was around.

I usually would smoke J's in the woods alone and with friends and just tiny bowls of herb or a few hits from a one hitter when alone and outside.

Smoking in cars with friends can be fun but just keep your wits about you as I know lots of people who got caught this way but in some cases they sort of did ask for it by parking in front of a stranger's house in broad daylight and just sitting there getting baked for an hour or so and then wondering why the cops were called or just how a cop who was coincidentally driving down the street busted them.

Or if you are like me when I used to smoke I could never drive and never did drive after smoking but I know some people who can smoke and drive without any problems at all.

Careful with the synagogue, what if there are cameras there, outside of the entrance, or in the lobby of the building? Or do you work there?

I'm not Jewish so I don't know if they are OK with people visiting the synagogue at all times of the day/night or just when it's sabbath? I've only been in one for my friend's Bat Mitzvah.
 
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I prefer smoking in the nature (grassfields or forests are awesome) but in winter I enjoy in my living room with water pipe and dimmed lights because I hate when I feel cold when high.
 
the lounge room. bong + couch + climate control + something to watch if i so desire. i can always adventure outside if i feel like it after im done, which i usually do.

i used to convince myself i preferred spliffs to bongs just because i couldnt smoke at home, so rolling joints and smoking them randomly when time permitted was the only option. having had some time to consider it fully, i definitely prefer to smoke while sitting on the couch, or lying on my bed. dont particularly like smoking outdoors because wind is just the worst thing in the universe sometimes. and i live right on the coast, so its always damn windy.
 
try smoking out ur shower -take a real shower,get out dry off ,leave the water on if u have a vent turn that on ,blow smoke threw the vent . the steam from the shower nutrulizes the smoke smell works everytime for me. takes practice to get it right -like u cant smoke a joint in there but a small bowl or so- hot water is key.

also i used to walk down the street at night and find houses they were building -toke up in the bathroom or attic of such houses

woods are cool cause no-one can sneak up on u all u gotta worrie bought is wild animals and the accasonal red neck

so woods,shower, other ppls houses
 
or you can just smoke in your living room. smoking outside the house is risky bidness. especially at new construction sites. It's a good way to get the cops called on you.
 
FloridaHighs said:
Lol guess what? the old testement is in the bible too! Its actually called the Tanakh!
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i did actually know that. must have slipped my mind :P
point is jews don't believe in the new testament.
FloridaHighs said:
^ agreed. a little weed is not the reason to be stupid... of all the places in the world try to find a legal spot. and to tell you the truth no one really cares if you smoke a joint on a park bench. Cops dont catch people sitting on benches... they catch stupid kids smoking in an ally or an abandoned house.
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you're right. pot is no reason to be stupid and i'm not being stupid. i have legal spots. the main place i'm going to smoke is outside my house between a giant thing of bushes and my neighbor's garage.

i'm most likely only going to go to my synagogue once, just to say i've done it and never do it again. my synagogue is not abandoned, and no one EVER goes there except for services. i'm making sure there aren't services within 3 days of when i go there if i do.

i've used alleys before but that's not extremely safe (this i know) and abandoned houses are a no go as well.

i'm as smart as i can be about anything illegal.
 
I see the appeal of smoking in the temple. But maybe just scope it out a couple of times before you commit to it. No reason to negatively affect your weed-smoking career, especially since you're in the uber-fun period. :)
 
^no need to really do any scoping. i've been going there since i was like 6. i know that place like the back of my hand.

i'll probably do some moderate scoping nonetheless.
 
Indoors I like smoking in my room (at my computer), and if there's a group sharing a joint, in the living room.

Outdoors I smoke in my parents back yard with dad. He plants all sorts of things and has gnomes and elves and animal figurines (?) everywhere, and he put christmas lights up too. He did it just so we could sit back there and smoke. :) My back yard isn't fun enough to smoke in. One time I smoked on a beach and I thought that was pretty cool. I like nature settings because then I go and explore stuff.
 
CashewXD said:
When i can't get out of my house, i wait till my mom goes to bed and then go smoke on the roof outside my bedroom. it's a little problematic because of the wind, and i won't be able to in the winter (small roof + snow + high altitude = injury) once it starts snowing.
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your willing to go to those lengths to smoke some bud.......?

best thing i would do is put a towel under your door when your mom goes to bed, and get a old toiletpaper roll, and put a dryer sheet over it( hold on with rubber band) and blow the smoke into that, and it smells like dryer freshener sheets......


i did this for so many years, and put some cologune on some visine and no one EVER knew
 
^i'm really paranoid about getting caught. i will go to any length to mak myself feel safe. my rule for myself is to never smoke in my house.
 
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