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How often do you wake-and-bake?

Seattle_Stranger

Seattle_Stranger

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Hello folks! Just out of complete curiousity, how often does the average stoner wake-and-bake? It's 9:05am on Wednesday, and this is third morning this week I've been blasted before 9. No, I'm not a loser, I have been waking up at 5am every morning to take the ol' lady to work, and by the time I get home, I don't want to go back to sleep, so....... %) This little experience of mine has raised a question of mine, am I alone?

I've been a huge fan of the wakeybakeydance for a long time now. One of my favorite highs is an early-morning spliff (3/4 chronic, 1/4 tobacco) and a nice strong cup of raspberry/chocolate coffee. Normally, I have excellent weed on hand at all times. I'm a bit of a weed snob, but not too much. Right now, I have the most amazing variety of shake from 6 different strains of crazyyyyy stuff like purple haze, blackberry, northern lights, and a couple other nameless fires. A nice bowl of this stuff, a little bit of cigar tobacco, and a cup of joe produces a really stoney, but motivated high along with the natural euphoria that goes along with watching the sun rise. It's a bit intoxicating so I reccomend indulging in this magical breakfast long before work/driving/responsibility/sexual performance/etc. is expected of you.

Anyone else take part in this lovely combo? Doesn't have to be a spliff, I'm just curious if as many people wake and bake as I think do...

Thanks!! :)
 
Seattle_Stranger said:
the average stoner
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i'm only a stoner if a stoner is simply someone who smokes weed. the stereotypical cheech and chong, lazy, stupid idea of stoner is sad and often ruins people's opinion of me once they find out i blaze.

Seattle_Stranger said:
A nice bowl of this stuff, a little bit of cigar tobacco, and a cup of joe produces a really stoney, but motivated high along with the natural euphoria that goes along with watching the sun rise.
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followed by a MASSIVE shit
 
When I smoked, it was everyday. That first shottie in the morning hits you harder than any other. I could rarely keep my eyes open.
 
chairmanma084 said:
a MASSIVE shit
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Haha you are CORRECT sir. :)

You're also right about the stoner thing. I am a professional, I work for Microsoft, I drive a BMW, I'm a musician, I have a house, hot girlfriend, and yes, I smoke every day, pretty much stay high all day. If that makes me a stoner, then yes, I am one.

I am, however, not a couch stain.
 
Yerg said:
When I smoked, it was everyday. That first shottie in the morning hits you harder than any other. I could rarely keep my eyes open.
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Probably because you didn't smoke in your sleep, so you went ~8 hours without smoking, plenty of time to come completely down. Smoking from a 100% sober state obviously will get you much much higher!! =D
 
For about 2 years from 18-19 I was doing this everyday. Now just whenever I don't have any immediate obligations upon waking up. But I love to wake up early, blaze a bowl and ride my bike to the beach. Sun feels sooo good.
 
Optimus Crime said:
wow dude , thats seriously impressive :\
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That's odd, sarcasm meter is kinda jumpng a bit here....psbl malfunction? :)

FYI, I did not mean to come off as boasting or anything. Just merely making a point that a working-class person that is very career focused and motivated with an eventful life and can still smoke every day, be a "stoner" and still hold up the professional image.

Sorry, if it came off anything else.
 
Seattle_Stranger said:
FYI, I did not mean to come off as boasting or anything. Just merely making a point that a working-class person that is very career focused and motivated with an eventful life and can still smoke every day, be a "stoner" and still hold up the professional image.
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Props to you for this post :)

I prefer to wait an hour or two after I wake up before I smoke but that doesn't always happen. Sometimes I'll smoke just to get my appetite in the morning. I'm a full time student who has to drive 45 minutes to school early in the morning, and I still manage to do it being a daily smoker. Plus, it makes the drive a little less irritating, and my first class tolerable. Some people can do it (be a daily smoker), and others just shouldn't lol.
 
eckley47 said:
I'm a full time student who has to drive 45 minutes to school early in the morning, and I still manage to do it being a daily smoker. Plus, it makes the drive a little less irritating, and my first class tolerable. Some people can do it (be a daily smoker), and others just shouldn't lol.
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Me too, man. Weed in the morning actually gives me some motivation.
 
Once you get to a point where cannibis doesn't inhibit your ability to function normally, there is absolutely nothing wrong with using, and then going about your daily activities like work, school, etc.. Especially if you feel it makes you perform better and/or makes the day more tolerable. Please, someone give me a reason not to! :)

A friend of mine handed me a bunch of THC pills. Yes, THC pills. It was basically leaf material activated in oil, prepared just as you would for cannibis brownies, but the oil was shoved into a gel capsule. Bomb two of these and prepare to be high until tomorrow, literally. Once I get more of these, possibly a steady supply of them, they would be AWESOME to take before/during work! Unfortunately I eated them all...
 
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