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from 2002:

went to an ice cream shop after a heavy weekend of rolling lots, went with my fiance at the time (now wife) and close friend. i was paying for the ice cream when they said to grab the napkins. i took the napkins, folded them and put them into my wallet as if they were paper money along with the money i received back as change. then sat down and they were laughing asking where the napkins were. i said i didn't know, i must've forgot to get the napkins, they said check your wallet. sure enough 8)
 
when you go to an after party and leave your £600 jacket there and for the life of you couldnt remember where you had been <sigh>

when you lose the joint making competition and get persuaded to go to the shop in woman's underwear (about a mile) and purchase random stuff - stockings, lube, eggs, elastic bands etc.
 
when you repeatedly try and smoke a stick of filters thinking it is a roll up. bad times
 
Woody Wood Pecker said:
16) when you use the slang term "DOOF DOOF music"
17) when your mobile phone bills goes from $80 a month to $200 a month from telling everyone how much you love them
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LMAO SO TRUE. I love this one but damn, phone bills be gettin' expensive, and when you're all thizzed up you don't seem to care about your phone bill haha, good times though.

I'm definitely an e-tard in the making.
 
You know you're an Etard when....

You automatically buy glowsticks when you see the, no matter where they are.
You have established a glowstick vault because of this.
You can monologue for two hours about how amazing ecstasy is (while sober) and do so any chance you get.
The fact that you have a lollipop make your entire day better.
You are motivated to get better grades so your non-druggie friends have fewer reasons to berate you for doing E. ("What do you mean I should stop doing E?! My grades are fine! In fact they're better than they were before!")
 
Silver555 said:
You know you're an Etard when....

You are motivated to get better grades so your non-druggie friends have fewer reasons to berate you for doing E. ("What do you mean I should stop doing E?! My grades are fine! In fact they're better than they were before!")
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lmao! i raised all of my grades to a and b because of that thats funny =D
 
Silver555 said:
You are motivated to get better grades so your non-druggie friends have fewer reasons to berate you for doing E. ("What do you mean I should stop doing E?! My grades are fine! In fact they're better than they were before!")
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Extremely true. :D

- You've stopped wearing white gloves in public because you're worried that people will think you do Ecstasy...or ask you for a lightshow, which would be even more embarrassing.
 
you know you're an Etard when:
you get a Ganglion Cyst on your hand from giving too many light shows! lol it somehow appeared on my hand lol and i WebMD'd it and it says i got a ganglion cyst. lol woww....hopefully itll go away
 
My mate discovered he was an etard when he drank half a bottle of Matey bubble bath, because the parrot on the front looked friendly. And then had to get everyone to look at his bubbly vomit, nice.

Going to the shop in my pj's to get more cigarettes, and not thinking anything of it, and end up buying too many random toys, sweets and it has been know massive stuffed animals on two occaisions.
 
Poester said:
when you actually break chewing gum. seriously, its happened.
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Oh my god I've done that too! It takes a loooong time chewing one piece to destroy it that bad, but there's that point when it's like "clunk!" and your teeth hit together, and you find out you've gone right through the gum!

Rolling.on said:
When a stranger comes up and asks for help putting his shirt on but both of you combined can't work it out so you both go around asking other strangers for help :)
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gelleng said:
When you walk into a party when your just hitting and everyone comes rushing to see you and you can't complete sentences so you just walk away from them without a word and start dancing, 10 mins later you go find all of them to say hi :P
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These two are frickin' priceless =D
 
1. When your popping the next one as your last ones coming down
2. When you haven't slept for 4 days
3. When you pop one randomly at 1 o'clock in the morning and stay up all night doing jackshit!
4. And when you die trying to wake up your best bud but can't make it happen (n)
 
When you're at a concert dancing and finally stop and look around and realize that you've been dancing to the intermission music for 10 minutes.

Been guilty of that once, felt kinda stupid but damn was I having fun. I was goooone haha.
 
Hahahaha yup!

You know your an etard when you have bitten thru one of those "indestructible" soothers :P
 
PrincessM said:
Going to the shop in my pj's to get more cigarettes, and not thinking anything of it, and end up buying too many random toys, sweets and it has been know massive stuffed animals on two occaisions.
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Funny. Stuffed critters that are too big to squeeze thru a door!
With E so many things are possible.
 
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