Can we have a fun thread now? Stuff you do that's weird

I do many weird things.

I say "lol" at the end of almost every sentence on instant messaging (I get a lot of flak for it for some reason). I even laugh after a lot of what I say, even if it's serious. My mum used this as "proof" that I was mentally ill. *rolls eyes*.

Oh and I hate it when I'm driving and a car is behind me. I either go slower so it will pass me or I go down different streets so that no one is close behind me.

And I second what the original poster said about animals. "animals talk to me. Be it that their body language and faces traspire into words in my mind , so be it, but it happens"
 
I leave messages for people in pseudo-military or sci-fi modes like "we are seeking a personnel extraction at the primary LZ. authorization Tango Seven, code sigma, repeat- code sigma.!" or "You are being ordered to stand down, power down your weapons and prepare to be boarded."

I like it better than saying "Hey its Tom, I'll catch you later."
 
I make up nicknames for all my friends - I still laugh at my friends 'food' names (so there was MIKElets, JIM sims, etc)

same here. if i haven't given someone a nickname already it means they aren't my friend! i only give nicknames to people i like :)
 
I like writing on money- stuff like "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" or just a simply "Eat LSD"....good fun.

I also have a "drop acid, not bombs" stencil that I whip out a lot in public toilets. People shitting NEED to know this :D:D
 
when I am sitting on the loo at that vital point before I have a wee, I suddenly get gripped with a panic that WAIT! NO YOU ARE ASLEEP AND ARE ABOUT TO WET THE BED!!! Then I have to remind myself - no caroline, this is the right place, it's ok.
 
i have never wet the bed, because this inbuilt thing means it rings out even when I am not in bed, ut what an odd panic¬!
 
I like walking barefoot in all kinds of places.

A nice park or the streets of the inner city, it makes no difference to me! I do have some nice shoes, but sometimes I just can't be bothered wearing them. And going barefoot feels kinda liberating too.
 
when I am sitting on the loo at that vital point before I have a wee, I suddenly get gripped with a panic that WAIT! NO YOU ARE ASLEEP AND ARE ABOUT TO WET THE BED!!! Then I have to remind myself - no caroline, this is the right place, it's ok.

Haha, I have exactly the same thing! I always think - am I really sitting on the toilet, or am I that off my head I'm squatting in the middle of the street and don't even realise? :o haha.
 
I also always eat the worst tasting stuff in a meal before the best tasting stuff and do it in order. I don't even really think thats weird.

I have weird OCD habits for example when I am walking down the street I have to alternate legs which step over the lines seperating concrete slabs.

I always say weird nonsense to my dogs in funny tones in an effort to confuse them and/or get them all excited. Really don't know why, I just get bored I suppose and their reactions are amusing.
 
I impose brutal physical loads on myself, for the lulz. no sleep, hard labour, working out til collapse, ect. just cause I like to push my self beyond the "normal" line so far that I can't even see it.
 
i don't like my food to touch other food on my plate. like if mashed potatoes are touching carrots, i won't eat the bits that touch each other.

i used to spin and spin until i'd get dizzy and fall down but i can't do it since i had vertigo... boo-hoo, i loved doing that.

i talk to my animals more than ppl. no matter what, i know my dog won't tell anyone about the dumb stuff i blurt out.

i refuse to go into a mall. besides the fact that most everything is ridiculously expensive, there's something about the way sound echoes that totally freaks me out.

at the grocery i put stuff on the belt thingy the way i want it bagged. like all the veggies together, all the canned stuff, etc. somehow it never gets bagged like that though.
 
i will eat any sandwich in a circular fashion so i can save the center(the best bite) for last

I do that

at the grocery i put stuff on the belt thingy the way i want it bagged. like all the veggies together, all the canned stuff, etc. somehow it never gets bagged like that though.

and that too! =D

Although our grocery store people are usually pretty adept at bagging things categorically.
 
I, more often then not, am wearing odd socks.

I don't like parsnips simply because they are devious vegatables, usually found masquerading as roast potatoes.

After my hair, I always wash my left arm before anything else in the shower.

I have a borderline obsession with Great White Sharks.
 
I enjoy listening to donna lewis and have a crush on macy gray.

'nuff said
 
I often when alone sing a song, which dose not exist and dance
sometimes i narrate what i am doing or thinking without meaning to
I often go into a zone when someone is talking to me n going on n on and I feel as if i am in another world
I gain extreme satisfaction to opening and closing boxes which the lids fit perfectly together
I like to pick dead skin and save the big ones.. only for a couple of hours till i show someone
I like to arrange my pillows at night so it feels as if I am being spooned


There the only ones i can think of
 
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