🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 😃 LAVA Chit-Chat Thread! 🤪

[Rogue Robot]

I don't like your guys' preconceived notions that I'm a Zima slut based purely on the fact that I wear flip flops because I have cute feet.

 

[RedLeader]

The Zima bottlecaps should read "easy to screw off so you'll be easy to screw."

<--- Moron. It's "twist."

Switch it to cheep harlot-favoring wine and it works the same.

 

[Rogue Robot]

I prefer vodka, and not the cheap kind.

 

[Binge Artist]

I prefer vodka, and not the cheap kind.

Expensive vodka???

Doesn't matter if it's the fancy stuff or bottom shelf. Either way, it tastes like rubbing alcohol...

 

[Rogue Robot]

I can't speak to you any longer. Sorry.

 

[RedLeader]

I played beer pong with straight Grey Goose once. It was terrible.

 

[Binge Artist]

Statistically speaking, 9 in 10 zima sluts are unable to distinguish Grey Goose from nail polish.

 

[Rogue Robot]

i really hate you two right now.

 

[Binge Artist]

But we LOVE you

 

[RedLeader]

This thread just lost its buzz.

 

[Binge Artist]

<------------sports a buzz cut. no. 1, all the way around.

 

[Rogue Robot]

This thread just lost its buzz.

I will not be your doormat.

 

[Binge Artist]

^You just MIGHT be his doormat. Dude's got some pretty beefy pecs & arms.

On the other hand, he's like, 5' tall, so who knows?

 

[Too many doses]

Hello guys :D. How's was your night last night?

 

[Binge Artist]

pretty lame. yours?

 

[Too many doses]

I didn't get laid but was (insert what you can't say in social threads) so I still had a good night. College football is today so this should be a good day aswell.

 

[Binge Artist]

Well, I actually DID get laid last night. How crazy is that???

 

[Too many doses]

lol . What was the rating?

 

[Binge Artist]

Pretty average...but that's because I'm actually

NSFW:

Deleted! Too late!

To be deleted in 10, 9 , 8...

 

[Rogue Robot]

Hello guys :D. How's was your night last night?

same as every night? porn and sleep.