🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 😃 LAVA Chit-Chat Thread! 🤪

[RedLeader]

Or we could all just move to Germany and open a dive bar...

 

[Rogue Robot]

All? Who?

 

[RedLeader]

Anyone who wants in. I see it as us needing a:

Bouncer
Bartender
Busboy/girl
Manager
Non-employee but resident drunk 1
Non-employee but resident drunk 2
.
.
.
Non-employee but resident drunk n

I call manager since it was my idea.

 

[Rogue Robot]

Can I just be the barfly/lush chick who sits in the corner getting drunk and smoking all night with comped drinks?

 

[RedLeader]

As long as you can seduce rich men into the bar who will buy expensive drinks for you, then of course!

 

[Rogue Robot]

Not unless they're into domineering women who wear flip flops.

 

[specialrelativity]

Nope™.™

 

[Binge Artist]

Not unless they're into domineering women who wear flip flops.

Flip flops ?!?!?

You filthy whore.

Anyway...I call resident drunk # n -1, and proceed to show by induction that I'm also resident drunk n.

 

[Binge Artist]

Ah yes. I forgot to mention "I call resident drunk #1"

You know, to complete the induction, of course.

 

[Rogue Robot]

Flip flops ?!?!?

You filthy whore.

Suck it? Them?

(SFW)

NSFW:

 

[RedLeader]

Yes. And as n -> \infinity, BA -> death.

 

[Too many doses]

How do you do the small TM?

 

[Binge Artist]

RR...masturbating...brb.

But seriously, Flip Flops???

Why don't you just wear a sign that says "Will screw for Zima" ???

 

[Rogue Robot]

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that?

 

[Rogue Robot]

But seriously, Flip Flops???

Yes. What exactly am I supposed to wear? That tattoo is still healing, and I'm debating on going and having it touched up later today, anyway.

Why don't you just wear a sign that says "Will screw for Zima" ???

You've a lot to learn about me, young grasshopper.

 

[RedLeader]

How do you do the small TM?

Well one way would be to quote the poster, recant the quote after a copy, and then paste.

™

 

[Too many doses]

Thanks RR lol. Yeah, is it a font thing? But then how does is go nextto the top of the word not the bottom?

 

[Rogue Robot]

✁☃☏☂☀☢✰☆➹⠬⡂⡅⡪⡮❦

 

[Rogue Robot]

RR's feet ™

I dunno. It's different on a mac.

 

[RedLeader]

Why don't you just wear a sign that says "Will screw for Zima" ???

The Zima bottlecaps should read "easy to screw off so you'll be easy to screw."