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Lies you had to tell due to drug use

OnToNeverland said:
Usually mine is about where my money goes....

mom:"What in the world have you done with all that money you got last week?"
me:"I've gotta have gas to get to school mom. Gas isn't the cheapest thing in the world ya know."

I'm 20, but my parents still like to keep a close check on me 8)... atleast I know they care though.
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Same deal here, but I'm 23 and my dad still stalks me so I'm careful....
 
my mum found 500g of meph in my room and i told her it was my ex gf's weight lose powder and that she had a problem with tryin to lose too much weight :p she then was so sorry and couldnt apologise enuff about lookin in my room and that she wud never doubt me again =D
 
Heaps. I'm an addict... lying has kinda become second nature to me.

Acting sober when I'm high has probably been my most useful lie.
 
Trying to appear sober in society while I'm high as fuck on opiates.

That is my main lie.... and when I get called out, boy do they hear a well thought out lecture on hypocricy.
 
What's sooooo bad about lying anyway? Nothings, its just words. There are topics here about stealing for drugs, lowest point hit for drugs, close this topic for lack of voyeuristic pleasure provided to Touch N' Stuff Boulevard.
 
I lied to God. I told Him I couldn't face the day without something. He said STEVE JUST CALM DOWN AND THINK IF I WAS DOPE WHERE WOULD I BE AND WE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION. I said, "What conversation?" And, I looked around at which way the wind blows and snuck around on a front porch where a party was the night before and found a Sno-Seal. I pocketed the wrap (it was not black-and-white, Bluelight), and somebody had tampered with it already. I don't like flying on one wing. I was headed home on a seven-mile walk where I kept my works for a pitiful episode of jonesing, but I got to make it complete with one more lie. Wait. I just lied then. I can't believe it, but I must have been carrying a syringe around with no cocaine to shoot, because I remember veering off to go out on a spit of sand with a Men's room on it, in the bay.
To make a long story short, a woman wanted to give me some pussy and I had to shake her. I walked fast and she skipped to keep up. When you get older, all of these missed opportunities weigh you down and pull you toward the grave. She said something about her boyfriend being forty and taking her for granted. I didn't look over her way.

It's a lie, but I don't need words. I usually head-bob with a shit-eating grin on my face and act as if they just aren't there. "You're a piece of shit, man. This ain't chopped liver." Later when I'm high (that's what I call coming down), I just wish she didn't say it like that, so harsh and all. Maybe I could say I have a gf, but she caught me buying magazines.

Two of them about sixteen, technically a branch of heaven, cause the world to go in slow-motion as you head for the door. The rug must be slipping beneath my feet. I can't make any progress. One said, "We'll do anything for drugs." I refuse to reveal what I even said. I do not have to and you can't make me.
 
junctionalfunkie said:
I live in a co-op. A couple of weeks ago, I was injecting (IM) Ketamine in my room, and apparently wandered out into the common area in my K-hole, where the manager witnessed me having a conversation with a door with my sunglasses on at night.
Drugs being strictly forbidden here, I told her I had narcolepsy and was a sleepwalker. I think she bought it.
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Ugh! I just dropped my heel on the cat heavily. He runned off.

I have an impossible quest. I need to find out what drug was sold to me by another name when I was 18. Some names are variable. I just don't think it was PCP. It was too dry. It came in a cap you opened up and snorted. It had a mild effect at the time, kind of peppy I guess. I became acutely schizophrenic right around then, and that drug may have nudged me over. This was1970 in Fullerton. Could ketamine be the culprit?
 
I live by certain codes of conduct. That said, I wish I would've paid some people back, but my rule was that I was a taker. One guy had loaned me $5 ( it was really my $5 in his pocket) on my solemn promise to repay when I got my check, but he wasn't my roommate, just a friend of a friend, so what are his chances of catching me home when I could see him coming up the drive? Sheeit. I always have running shoes on. I got my check just like I said, and I told him to give me a ride to cash it. I got it cashed and got back in the car. I had over a hundred. I told him they wouldn't cash the check. I felt bad on the ride home.

What dope was it? Well, if we'd had a chess box in the house overflowing with weed I could have relied on the graciousness of my roommates, but just some Thai weed and Michelob, or to buy "Wish You Were Here". Mainly it was because I didn't trust one of my room mates. I met him because we both ended up naked with one girl, and another guy. He had a big dick and after that he wants to fuck whatever girl I have coming over, besides I don't trust guys who get naked with other guys around. So, I basically needed money to pop for that strategic item in a pinch to keep my girl or get one of his. He tried handing me one on the phone sight unseen. I told her "Yeah, baby, I'm hot to trot." I moved into the house in Olivenhain because I knew the third room mate and this bad penny returns. He was a little vicious. He'd laugh guys out of the picture, hand them their hat, tell them to go home. Then after that I'd tell him now it's your turn. He'd be mad. he even waved a little hatchet around one time. I'd say, "This is my girlfriend, pal. Enough's enough. Good night." He didn't say anything, but he could have said, "Didn't you notice I had to get rid of those vatos or your beloved gf would've taken them all on?" He would have fit her better. She was like Xena. I couldn't be thinking like that. She hurt me when she shoved me. I should have clocked her. Those young ones don't have scars. I should have rolled the car with her in it, but she caught me at it and made me let her out first.
 
"Why are your pupils so small?"
I don't know mom, they change with light, so do everyone's.

"How do you spend 800$ in one weekend?!"
"I went to Benihanas... with 7 other people... twice..." Actually that part isn't a lie, I just didn't bring up the fact that I was high as fuck.
 
Lied to my girlfriend every 4 hours when I said I had to go to the bathroom to piss (really I was snorting oxy). It still surprises me that she or my family never noticed the patern.

ahh I miss those days.
 
mom aks if me if i still inject heroin as she sees my trackmarks.
"no these are old ones, it takes a while till they're gone".

after i bumped into a doorframe she asked me if i did drugs.
"no im just tired".

she asked me how i'm able to afford all the heroin.
"heroin is a cheap drug. i only need 1-2 euro for one hit".
(she wanted to know if i was selling drugs, or stealing stuff)


i feel so sorry for that. thankfully all that shit is over and i have
a good relationship with my parents now.
 
yoyolove88 said:
Lied to my girlfriend every 4 hours when I said I had to go to the bathroom to piss (really I was snorting oxy). It still surprises me that she or my family never noticed the patern.

ahh I miss those days.
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haha shit dude i did the exact same thing at my ex's house. her mom would make everyone dinner and id be like.. sorry my stomachs bothering me then id go pop a blue or two in the bathroom %)
 
sbillinghurst said:
I live by certain codes of conduct. That said, I wish I would've paid some people back, but my rule was that I was a taker. One guy had loaned me $5 ( it was really my $5 in his pocket) on my solemn promise to repay when I got my check, but he wasn't my roommate, just a friend of a friend, so what are his chances of catching me home when I could see him coming up the drive? Sheeit. I always have running shoes on. I got my check just like I said, and I told him to give me a ride to cash it. I got it cashed and got back in the car. I had over a hundred. I told him they wouldn't cash the check. I felt bad on the ride home.

What dope was it? Well, if we'd had a chess box in the house overflowing with weed I could have relied on the graciousness of my roommates, but just some Thai weed and Michelob, or to buy "Wish You Were Here". Mainly it was because I didn't trust one of my room mates. I met him because we both ended up naked with one girl, and another guy. He had a big dick and after that he wants to fuck whatever girl I have coming over, besides I don't trust guys who get naked with other guys around. So, I basically needed money to pop for that strategic item in a pinch to keep my girl or get one of his. He tried handing me one on the phone sight unseen. I told her "Yeah, baby, I'm hot to trot." I moved into the house in Olivenhain because I knew the third room mate and this bad penny returns. He was a little vicious. He'd laugh guys out of the picture, hand them their hat, tell them to go home. Then after that I'd tell him now it's your turn. He'd be mad. he even waved a little hatchet around one time. I'd say, "This is my girlfriend, pal. Enough's enough. Good night." He didn't say anything, but he could have said, "Didn't you notice I had to get rid of those vatos or your beloved gf would've taken them all on?" He would have fit her better. She was like Xena. I couldn't be thinking like that. She hurt me when she shoved me. I should have clocked her. Those young ones don't have scars. I should have rolled the car with her in it, but she caught me at it and made me let her out first.
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this is awesome
 
Modnaro said:
Just the same old lies to get money as every one already mentioned. The dumbest thing I did recentley was I fucking returned this semesters college textbooks that my mom paid for to buy heroin... So i'm kind of fucked ..
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you not the first one.. just take good notes :)
 
SWIM OPIATES said:
you not the first one.. just take good notes :)
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fuck yeah man.. if you have internet google can get you basically anything you'd need to know, even off other university websites
or just mooch off the cute chick who takes good notes reads the book and sits next to you in class
 
Opiates make my face all flushed and red thus I've had to convince my family, friends, teachers etcetera that I suffer from bad allergies (no one ever suspected drugs but some people thought it was from drinking). It's also a great alibi for having so much Benadryl sitting around.
 
When doing my first cwe some years back i left it cooling in the fridge so my sis finds pink liquid sitting there and decides to taste it.....she then makes a (LOUD)remark about the taste of the liquid as my moms is walking past the kitchen. All in all it took sometime to convince them that it was an experiment in solubility and said that it was done then poured it into the sink. Believe me all i could think was "did you see what god just did to me man?"
 
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