yourlife_befree
Bluelighter
Mom- I found weed on the floor in your car
Me- Don't be stupid mom, its a fucking leaves from a tree.
Mom- Oh, okay (throws it back on the floor)
i picked it up and smoked it cause i was desperate at the time.
guess this isn't really a lie but thank god shes oblivious/stupid, it comes in handy sometimes!
Me- Don't be stupid mom, its a fucking leaves from a tree.
Mom- Oh, okay (throws it back on the floor)
i picked it up and smoked it cause i was desperate at the time.
guess this isn't really a lie but thank god shes oblivious/stupid, it comes in handy sometimes!