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Lies you had to tell due to drug use

Mom- I found weed on the floor in your car

Me- Don't be stupid mom, its a fucking leaves from a tree.

Mom- Oh, okay (throws it back on the floor)

i picked it up and smoked it cause i was desperate at the time.

guess this isn't really a lie but thank god shes oblivious/stupid, it comes in handy sometimes!
 
Just the same old lies to get money as every one already mentioned. The dumbest thing I did recentley was I fucking returned this semesters college textbooks that my mom paid for to buy heroin... So i'm kind of fucked ..
 
"I'm going to sleep over at *insert a friend's name*'s because she's upset about something and we haven't hung out in a long time!"

...

Or the best, really - when I went to see Madge, it wasn't really a lie but nobody knew the truth.

"I'm going to the UK! Bye!"
 
Mine are normally based around where I am going when I leave to cop. Normally it's something like. "Hey, I'm gonna run out really quick to the fishing store and check out the price of kayaks for next summer." I use stores where I know my other will not want to go and spend time so she will tell me to go by myself and we will do something later. Not the worst lie, by far...but the most frequent.
 
Me; Hi dad
dad; humph
(2 days later)
dad: what did you take at new years
Me: LSD (i explained to him how it works)... really i had done LSD, MDMA,xtc pills, ketamine, speed, cocaine, heroin, tramadol, methadone, diazepam, meprobamate, booze (whisky/beer), 2C-I, bromazepam, weed, hash, and a small dose of shrooms (from before, to 12 hour rave, to 5 hour after party)... was the best new years ever, but if i told my dad that he would have gone pretty crazy...

also wearing long sleave tee-shirts to hide track marcks for a while....
 
After picking me up at hospital from no sleep/food/fluids from 3 day partying mostly xtc..

Mom: you were doing drugs weren't you?
Me: no.... is just because I mixed weed and alcohol that's it XD lol
 
Most lies are to my mom:

"Hey, I'm gonna run a quick errand." - go to a friend's house to cop some pills etc.
"I'm gonna go to bed early, I'm pretty tired." - upstairs to nod off or snort some drone.
 
To my mother:

"Why are my pupils so big!? My pupils aren't big! Your pupils are huge! Your the one who's high!"
 
Smashed my toe at my friends house and broke it while very drunk. Turned out I had to go home that night... So I struggled with a broken toe for an hour in the company of my family (no limping allowed), woke up the next morning, and told them it musta happened in my sleep... 8)
 
i've def. used all the previous lies mentioned but by favorite by far has to be "I don't even know what you're talking about right now". Works in response to anything.
 
dam theres countless ones...

ive said the whole "im going to [some place/friend's place/whatever] when i was doing something completely different"

and asked parents for cash, but ive only done this when my payday is like 1 - 2 days away, and i give it back to them right then. sometimes they ask what its for, sometimes they dont lol.

"i've been having trouble sleeping" - pathetic excuse as to why my eyes are sunken in - but of course that doesn't explain how i somehow dropped a noticeable amount of weight over 2 days and look oiley as fuck. god dam thinking about this stuff..its like, shit kid, what the fuck were you thinking.

im surprised at how lax my parents can be about things..im lucky
 
Usually mine is about where my money goes....

mom:"What in the world have you done with all that money you got last week?"
me:"I've gotta have gas to get to school mom. Gas isn't the cheapest thing in the world ya know."

I'm 20, but my parents still like to keep a close check on me 8)... atleast I know they care though.
 
I live in a co-op. A couple of weeks ago, I was injecting (IM) Ketamine in my room, and apparently wandered out into the common area in my K-hole, where the manager witnessed me having a conversation with a door with my sunglasses on at night.
Drugs being strictly forbidden here, I told her I had narcolepsy and was a sleepwalker. I think she bought it.
 
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