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For years you tell your parents you have allergies when you're really just blazed- then before you move out of town your dad asks you for the first time in your life to buy him weed. "How'd you know?" I said. He said "Duh- no one has allergies every day for seven years straight!"
 
eViLChEf said:
For years you tell your parents you have allergies when you're really just blazed- then before you move out of town your dad asks you for the first time in your life to buy him weed. "How'd you know?" I said. He said "Duh- no one has allergies every day for seven years straight!"
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See I can use that excuse because I actually do have allergies....plus I usually rub my eyes a lot if I'm really allergic then my eyes get super blood shot! sucks having allergies though....:\
 
When you find a site called bluelight.ru because you're looking into selling your prescription Methyphenidate

jamaica0535 said:
1. you scrape your pipe for resin, and smoke it when you have no pot on hand/your just bored and want to get high....
2. You have gone through old baggies of seeds and stems and tried to put a bowl together for the same reasons as above.
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When you read jamaica's post, and chuckle, trying diligently not to cave; pretending like you're better than that, only to search an hour later for stems / shake / and batch lol

When you tap your bowl / pipe to get rid of the ash only to realize you lost that glass screen down 19 floors from your apartment.

When you find yourself jerking off to pr0n again, only to realize it's the third time in an hour.

When the staff at McDonalds know you so well, you don't even bother going high because you're embarrassed as fuck

When all you can think about is how you're going to get your next batch

When you found out you really, really liked Neyo's 'Closer' on youtube despite the fact that you typically listen to Hardcore.

When you never thought you'd get addicted
 
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When you can go into a restaurant high with the munchies and they know your usual order without you even needing to say it.
 
lazydullard said:
You know a girl who will fuck you for weed (they're out there! keep your hopes up)
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I dont know if I would want to keep my hopes up for this. If they are going to do this they have to be pretty dumb and desper...

nvm, just my type.
 
when you steal some of your stepdads stash.
when you eat shitloads of food from in the grocery store and your best friend has to call your mom to pay the bill.
when the pizza boy knows what to deliver to your house on Friday night without having to call him.
when you have two back-up stashes.

Cap'n Jay.
P.S. I had loads more, but I can't remember all of them at the moment.
 
When you eaves drop on your family's convos all the time because you're paranoid your last home-hotbox didn't work
 
skeettls said:
When you eaves drop on your family's convos all the time because you're paranoid your last home-hotbox didn't work
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haha this happened to me .

I did it in my loo and my parents were like why does it smell of cigarettes ! lol
 
jamesmartin said:
haha this happened to me .

I did it in my loo and my parents were like why does it smell of cigarettes ! lol
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second time i smoked I do so in the bathroom, and from when i took my second hit I thought i heard my mom say why does it smell like weed? But there is no way considering the position of my bathroom and room in relation to where she was lol. <<highest i ever got btw. Found some weed in the washer after my stepdads worker left a 1/4 of high grade in his pocket lol.
 
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When the first think you think when you hear your mates parents are away is "Smoke up"
 
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