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Let's hear some good insults

'weegie' means someone from the west coast of scotland, i.e. a person of sub-working class, who sleeps on park benches, drinks Buckfast, doesn't have a job, has very little education, manners, class, morals, and extremely unusual facial features.
 
fucking scrottish coonts.

the only country in the world where a deep fried can of tennents super is considered breakfast
 
parttime crackhead said:
t'uchter means "person from Scotland, but not from Glasgow/Strathclyde" or "Dafty"
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AKA Sheepshagger - especially when said t'uchter hails from Dundee - I believe. I speak a lil Scot but it's rusty so could be mistaken...

I have a feeling that you and this thread were made for each other ;)

WeLoveSpace said:
Some lassie we didnt rly know at a party with a random outburst; "Yer maw wanks dugs."
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Hahahahahaha =D
 
Teuchter (pronounced chew-ch-ter or chu-ch-ter with the middle 'ch' sounding as the Scottish word loch) is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern, Highland Scots, or Doric speaking Scots, although sometimes to any rural Scots by urban Scots. In Glasgow, it can often be used to refer to a person from another part of Scotland if the latter carries a distinctive accent. Like most such cultural epithets, it is often offensive, but is sometimes seen as amusing by the speaker. The term is often taken to mean "ignorant northerner
 
WeLoveSpace said:
Other Scottish people give weegies a bad name by talking like spastics

Do you ken what am tootin at, eh?

Some random lassie at a party hit out out with a brilliant insult "Yer maw wanks dugs."

Not much you can say to that.
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I suffer from cerebral palsy which has a spastic reaction on my muscles so find that derogatory use of the word spastic highly offensive....fuck it I am in the wrong thread if I am going to actuallt tale offence!!!! lol, I'm going to go and lick some windows now.

Before I leave I have another set or insults: -

You remind me of Spade.
You look like Spade.
You talk like Spade.
Spade is better than you in every way.
You are clearly trying to be like Spade.
Spade lover.
Are you Spade's mother?
Are you Spade's father?
Are you Spade's brother?
Are you Spade's sister?
You look like you are related to Spade.
You had sex with Spade, didn't you, you dirty little mungral!
The list could go on and on....you get the idea =D
 
Thanks, I know it's not as funny having to break it down to somebody ;). Is there alot of insults thrown around about where people are from like this. IE a Scot using certain insults for welsh person and so fourth? Kinda like how people make fun of southerners here. I find that stuff hysterical, I also like when British people make fun of French people that shit is classic.
 
Shambles said:
I actually only just learnt what it meant at all let alone the spelling of it so will take your word for it even though you over-punctuate bellend :D
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Bellend, now there is a classic insult that is not used enough!
 
WeLoveSpace said:
Teuchter (pronounced chew-ch-ter or chu-ch-ter with the middle 'ch' sounding as the Scottish word loch) is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern, Highland Scots, or Doric speaking Scots, although sometimes to any rural Scots by urban Scots. In Glasgow, it can often be used to refer to a person from another part of Scotland if the latter carries a distinctive accent. Like most such cultural epithets, it is often offensive, but is sometimes seen as amusing by the speaker. The term is often taken to mean "ignorant northerner
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correct.

i am sometimes referred to as a teuchter because of where i live, but the fact of the matter is i am from central scotland, i.e. perthshire, i.e. not an actual sheepshagger, much as i would like to. ;)
 
Too many doses said:
Thanks, I know it's not as funny having to break it down to somebody ;). Is there alot of insults thrown around about where people are from like this. IE a Scot using certain insults for welsh person and so fourth? Kinda like how people make fun of southerners here. I find that stuff hysterical, I also like when British people make fun of French people that shit is classic.
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The welsh are sheep shaggers, so are people from Aberdeen.

A celtic v aberdeen game is great when 50,000 people are singing "You're only sheep shagging basters, sheep shaggginnn bassttarrds"
 
Too many doses said:
Thanks, I know it's not as funny having to break it down to somebody ;). Is there alot of insults thrown around about where people are from like this. IE a Scot using certain insults for welsh person and so fourth? Kinda like how people make fun of southerners here. I find that stuff hysterical, I also like when British people make fun of French people that shit is classic.
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Welsh are sheep shaggers, Scottish have lived with Spade for a long time....enough said! English RULE!!!!

(I have a feeling that I may have opened a can of worms here!)
 
WeLoveSpace said:
Other Scottish people give weegies a bad name by talking like spastics

Do you ken what am tootin at, eh?
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aye exactly, they talk like fucking weirdo's. "dinnae ken like waatch oot fur eh wee bairnies roon by the circles ken"

WeLoveSpace said:
Some lassie we didnt rly know at a party with a random outburst; "Yer maw wanks dugs."

Not much you can say to that.
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hahaha, outstanding.
 
Wahslab said:
I suffer from cerebral palsy which has a spastic reaction on my muscles so find that derogatory use of the word spastic highly offensive....fuck it I am in the wrong thread if I am going to actuallt tale offence!!!! lol, I'm going to go and lick some windows now.
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hoist yerself into yer spack-chariot and make like a tree.

sorry <3
 
parttime crackhead said:
at least he wasn't calling you a tuechter
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LMAO, I prefer to be called a dribbling, disabled, spastic monstrisity of an oxygen thief than that!

felix said:
hoist yerself into yer spack-chariot and make like a tree.

sorry <3
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lol, it made me chuckle...it's genuinly not something that bothers me!

Plus because of my spacness I have the ability to eat every spacs favourite meal whenever I get hungry that all you common, able bodied people just can't enjoy freely....my own shoulder!!!! =D
 
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