The only things you give are ridiculous names to your cats. That's another thing; cat names. I could go all day on that one, but I'll stop there.
How many cats will come to you if you call their names? Cats that aren't yours personally, but that you just meet and call them to come over to you...? Practically ALL dogs(unless abused) will come galloping to your feet eager to see you.
I don't judge an animal's worth by its ability to capitulate to my every whim. Aloofness a testament to a cat's nature, a nature that is unique and independent, and serves evolutionary and survival imperatives.
Many breeds of canine have been completely anthromutated into novelty items, or objects of fancy; a vestige of shame to their proud, strong, and agile predecessors.
Cats just have that pissed off look on their face all the time like it's a chore to interact with humans.
Cats don't show emotion with their face, they show emotion with their ears and tails. It's this sort of bizarre thinking that motivates breeders to "breed out" animal characteristics in favor of human approved ones. It's this sort of anthocentrism that has destroyed so many domestic breeds and made them completely dependant on humans. Charles Darwin would shit his pants were he alive to witness our handiwork.
When have you ever seen a dog bite his owner? I have friends whose cats will scratch the shit out of them cuz they're in a bad "kitty mood"
Dogs are pack animals. It isn't in their nature to bite their owner. They do however bite infants, neighbors, mailmen and other dogs... and when they do, you hear about it in the news. Cats are unique, but ultimately predictable. If you've been bitten by a healthy cat, I'll bet you that cat gave you ample warning first. Perhaps you got upset at it because it wouldn't come when called, so you decided to provoke it. Otherwise the cat is just playing. It's up to the owner to cut its nails.
"Oh haha she's just being sassy today, no big deal." Since when is it normal for a pet to attack its own handler, and be considered a loving pet?
Since when is it normal to value other creatures solely by their ability to make us happy?