You know your a pot head when ...

[Gormur]

when you know there's something you forgot but can't remember..and it seems so important..

when you're so spaced out you forget what you're doing while you're doing it (making a sandwich, packing a bowl)

when you're already beyond high and continue packing bowls till you forget how to use a lighter

 

[Syki]

when you find yourself scouring your bedroom floor for bits of bud to make one more cone.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

When you have "stoned" playlists or songs you can only listen to baked

 

[Tryptamite]

When you kill all your friends and dispose of their bodies by putting them in suitcases and throwing them into the river so you don't have to share you weed with anyone.

 

[TouchN' Stuff Blvd]

your white ceiling looks a little off-white from the pot smoke resin that has collected at the top

the only time you feel noticably high is during/after the first smoke of the day

you have a collection of High Times magazines chilling on your bathroom floor

there is more than enough weed to roll a fat one just laying on the floor under your living room coffee table

you have perfected the cross joint

Congradulagtions, you have reached a high level of stonerdome, your list makes me happy because its one I couldn't have written myself.. im not that much of a pot head

 

[lazydullard]

You bring a knife and fork, but end up eating with both hands because utensils are way too slow.

You eat standing up right next to the dining room table because its completely cluttered in weed bags, a few "house" pipes, and a big pile of tobacco from emptying blunt wraps, and maybe your laundry.

 

[DirtNasty]

 

[shienar]

When the first honest conversation with your coworkers was going through this list for 40 mins comparing yourselves to the lists.

1. When you have worked out the cycle of your parents curiousity and anger about you smoking weed (22 days for me)
2. You cache an ounce every 2 months just for some surprises during that time. (Break it into grams, remove seeds and stems and hide it)
3. When you can trace the history of your bongs.

Thanks for a great read.

 

[burn2shine]

you type blueight.com into your browser.


EDIT:^haha I meant bluelight.com... I guess that's another one.

 

[leigh12]

HAHAHA just came across a new one

wen u go to pour a drink and you pour it into the ashtray instead of your cup

just done that a minute ago

 

[affected]

When it takes you 2 minutes to realise it's not your mouse doing that ^

When you can't remember what the hell you were saying/looking for/doing but are sure that having another cone will help you remember

When you have a notebook dedicated to stoned quotes

 

[ChasingTheCat]

When you still consider smoking a bowl, despite knowing you get tested 4 weeks later

 

[TouchN' Stuff Blvd]

Your B. O. reminds your of some skunky headies..

 

[skeettls]

When you associate certain weed smells to certain memories/periods of your life HA

 

[RedRum OG]

-you take your munchies to a whole new level by not choosing food that tastes good... but choose food you can eat faster than you can pick up.
-when you take a few hits off the joint youre holding before your friend points out that theres no joint.. you dropped it like 5 minutes ago.

 

[Kanga]

When you spell "you're", "your."

 

[Tinface]

When you spell "you're", "your."

what the fuck buddy? that means your a tard not that ur high

 

[papadelicious]

When you spell "you're", "your."

what the fuck buddy? that means your a tard not that ur high

win.

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

When you spell "you're", "your."

I'm going to destroy your misconception that all potheads are stupid

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

Double post:

When you think about how good something will taste with the munchies.
When you bookmark a site, song, or activity to enjoy when you're high.

 

[Kanga]

win.

Hey I'm just picking fights with stoners...

DO REAL DRUGS PUSSIES.





Jk kids...