Keepit Chill
Bluelighter
I went and got a bottle of long-lasting cough syrup, the robotussen brand. I didn't quite figure out the exact miligrams of DXM seeing as i dont care that much. I have fucked with it before, i just wanted to trip and not too hard.
For the first hour or so i just layed in bed with my dog. I listened to music. Modest mouse sounded fucking amazing. I closed my eyes and felt the classic DXM music euphoria. I watched as imaginary tunnels formed in my head and filled my mind with happy thoughts. Wait. That was when i put bob marley on.
Anyway, then later my sister came home and told me she was moving out for a month to stay with her friend. I was like uh... what the fuck? Wanna smoke a blunt? She said no but i found her pot and stole some weed. Then i made a popcan out of a mountain dew can in my room. I was like, thumb tac+ mt. dew+ganja+DXM= FUCK YEAH.
Then, i continued to smoke the bowl. I was starting to get kinda high. Then my mom came home from fuckin home depot. I was like NIGGGA!?
Just kidding. I acted normal and threw the bowl into a close by window-sill. I grabbed a mountain dew and asked her what she wanted me to do. She said uh... nothing? So i walked away and started cleaning my room.
Obviously, i wasnt normal. I was startin to be fucked up.
hahahhaha.
Then i went in my room and thought i was going to go to this girls house that i used to date. Then she said that i couldnt come over? I was like NIGGGGA!>!> FUCK YO AUNT! She was like... She had a baby? My mom took the day off so we could go see her? YOU DUMB AZZ.
So i went and picked up my friend E. E was like, wassup nigga!. I waz like dood im highz but we are straight because im a beast at being a drug addict. So it was all good.
BTW, Im in rehab...... fuck that hahahhahaha lawlz
ANYWAYYY..
Then he was talking on the phone to his girlfriend. So i talked to a bat with ecolocation. It was teh shit. I knew exactly where that mother fucker was. Then i was just fuckin baked and trippin balls. Like i am right now. How did i type all this shit?
Anyway. uhhh.. This is kinda like i just had an instant messanger report with myself about how im just fucked up. E says hi. Fuck it. His name is eric. He'z my home dawg from alone dawg. IDk what that means. Im trippin' nigga. DAmnnnnnz0rz
Back to the trip report? LAWLZ
WE smoked some more weed. E was not on DXM. So basically E>B. By the way. my name starts with a b. kinda like bitch. But we smoked another bowl. Then my mom came into the garage and i heard her like she was right next to me. So i was all likez... WTF
And i threw the bowlz. OR e did. Fuck it. I don't remember. Then i got some mt.dew. I was like ima get my drank on like t-pain. Then i came up to my room on this dumb ass laptop.Thats how i came to write this stupid trip report. That i seem to be still typing. And Tripping.
Peace nigga? ---- Keepit Chill

