Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

[xcidium]

When do you find out about your swinage?



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fuck, i gotta goto Rockingham tonight for dinner for my uncles 50th. i'm not even hungry so i think i'll have to get boozy on the way down there.

 

[up all night]

I just got a Facebook friend request from my Dad. This is going to get awkward.

 

[Klue]

im sure if you go to any event, even in the middle of winter, you will find moles like that there klue!!!

that does look a lot like leecie! :d

does not compute

 

[ch0psy]

well, he never sent me for the tests, just gave me tamiflu... he said if i get any worse to go straight to a hospital...

he is not the best GP in the world...

but he is awesome if your pulling a sickie... just tell him you weeing out your bum and he gives you a doc cert!!!

 

[lil angel15]

Where did he get his medical degree???? Off the back of a cereal box??

 

[ch0psy]

funny story... when i was in there yesterday, he has all his certs and shit everywhere... and there is an "Irish" one...

whatever happened to "Irish" jokes

 

[xcidium]

^ it was actually IN the cereal box.

kinda like a lucky prize.


all i got was this stoopid flamingo figurine.

 

[xcidium]

Jimeoin had a good one the other night on GNW, did you see it?

i'll tell it anyway,
Q: what do you do if an irishman throws a ring at you??
A: run because he's got a grenade in his mouth.

 

[lostpunk5545]

I just got a Facebook friend request from my Dad. This is going to get awkward.

I'm dreading the hell out of the day my parents start using facebook.

I'm sure my Mum will love my self destructive status updates!

 

[ch0psy]

my dad doesnt know what a computer looks like, so im sweet on that aspect.

my mum is on facebook, but my profile is set to very high privacy... she has no chance of finding me... (you watch this bite me on the ass)

even though she got my home phone number off whitepages.com.au and then rang it and my girlfriend may of said one or two nasty things when she wasnt saying anything back!!!

 

[lostNfound]

both my parents are on my facebook, im lucky that i dont have to worry about anything thats on there because they already know more about me irl than what goes on fb, meh.

 

[Rated E]

I just got a Facebook friend request from my Dad. This is going to get awkward.

Two of my aunties requested my friendship on Facebook. I didn't know whether to leave the country or just accept, so I accepted.

 

[Rated E]

It's probably a good thing. It means that I don't say anything on facebook that I wouldn't want my aunties to see.

Remember that guy who got fired because he chucked a sickie then posted status updates of his massive pupils? Yea.

 

[deeCee]

My mum also requested an invite on fb. I declined it and talked to her and said it was my little area of the internet. She was cool with it.

Then I told her about this cool site bluelight.ru to distract her from my facebook : P

 

[Captain Commie]

all you facebookers need is 4chan.

 

[deeCee]

 

[Klue]

7 4 7

Last time I looked it was 7 3 7

I suppose it's a numbers game....

 

[m4dd0g]

I just got a Facebook friend request from my Dad. This is going to get awkward.

Wow. Not nearly as awkward as the one he sent me.

What do you say after an encounter like that anyway??

 

[eggman]

Where can I buy a GHD hair flattener from?

I need to buy one as a gift, but just realised I have no idea how to find them

 

[leecie]

^^most decent hair salons sell them. Check the stockist list here