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Stories of being caught by parents

My mum has walked in on me smoking so many times. Such a lol. Just stash the bong away real quick and she asks what I'm doing and I usually yell NOTHING before she can even finish the sentence.

Not that it matters, parents don't give a shit about me smoking. Still awkward talking to your mum holding a bong though.

Anyway, one time I left a plate with lines of Oxy with a tea towel over it right smack bang in the middle of my desk while I went out. Dunno why I thought it was a good place to put it, but a razor and lines cut up onto a plate doesn't look very good in parents perspective. Sucked when she found it haha/

Funny thing is they were OC40's and they were actually stashed in our house from when my grandad was sick, so mum knew what they were. She said, "Well, at least your smart enough to cut them up instead of eating a whole one" LOL
 
When I was 13 years old, I found a half-used popper bottle in my drawer. I figured it'd be fun to take it to school, so I put it in my blazer pocket (UK school uniform...sucked) and forgot about it. However, it was the day that my blazer was being washed, so my mum went through the pockets and found it. She called me downstairs, and I just strolled down not even thinking about it, and then it totally shocked me to see her holding it.

She said "What is this!?" and I said "It's a popper, mom..." and she went "Right then!" and stormed into the living room, blatantly to go on the laptop to look up information about them. When she couldn't find any decent negatives on Talk to Frank she came back and said "You know these are used by GAY PEOPLE!?" I had to stop myself from laughing before explaining that I wasn't gay. In the end I wasn't really punished, just no allowance for a week, which wasn't too bad.

I've never been caught doing weed as I'm always careful with that. Ever since I started smoking cigarettes though I've been caught four times, mainly because I've started to smoke them more and more often and just got more complacent about it. The first time my mum caught me she told me this was the worst thing I could of ever done to her and she started crying and shit :/ It sucked, but I didn't get punished. She kinda got immune to it the next three times I was caught, but the last time I got caught she said if I get caught again she'll kick me out, so I smoke cigarettes like a ninja now.

I can't believe how understanding most of your parents are! My mum is a total nazi in comparison.
 
hmmmm, let me see. most of my getting caught stories have happened when i was well beyond parental guidance age.

in high school i skated by with the occasional "im just really tired and need to go to bed. long night" with bloodshot eyes and most likely stinking of pot and alcohol. i also played dumb when my mom discovered holes in the screen doors. (this is funny) when i first started smoking pot, i thought for screens in a bowl you could use screen door screen. lol - i didnt realize that they are mostly plastic.

the bad thing is that when i was a really heavy crackhead i would get high and speedy and chatty and end up calling my mom to shoot the shit. after a while she would know when i was "on something" when i would call. when i was spinning out of control from my crack use and depression, she came up to my apartment out of state to help me out. i never said anything directly about drugs but i remember going out when she was there and calling every couple hours with some cockamamey story about where i was and what i was doing. all the while she was cleaning my disgusting kitchen which included loads of dishes, which included many burnt and crusted spoons at the bottom of the sink. she never said anything but i cringed inside when i remembered that they were there. then i completely crashed out and my mom and my boyfriend ended up cleaning out my apartment and putting stuff in storage so i could be sent to the hospital and her being really sad because it was painfully evidant that i was deep into drugs. not to mention random cereal boxes or movie cases with chore and pipes in them. i even came home one thanksgiving after buying a shitload of rock and picking up a buddy. we smoked all the way to my house and had dinner with my relatives while smoking in my bathroom. i was so dumb because i thought i was being smooth but it was obvious that i was fucked up.

how come most people really think they are being super smooth when fucked up and interacting with the sober public? i always seem to think that.

one time i was in the hospital and i needed my mom to bring me clothes and i forgot i had a pack of syringes in my duffel bag - doh! needles are the breaking point for my mom.

now when i do my monthly adderall binges (yes, i am unfortunately at my moms house again and im waaay to old to be here but i needed a roof) i play off why i dont sleep or eat. i used to be heavy into railing massive amounts of ritalin and my mom knew about that but i dont think she remembered that my doc know has me on adderall.

ive ruined many holidays and special occassions by being spun out or wasted or doped up. leaving me clueless and incredibly embarrassed that everyone there had to see me acting like a jackass.

i also play off my dope habit. ill be nodding out or just high and shell say ive got that "doped up look" and ill just blame it on the medicine i take that makes me drowsy. she knew i was shooting up for a while but thinks i stopped. long sleeves in summer are kinda stifiling.

it sucks getting busted by your parents - no matter what age you are.
 
ugh, just got caught up in North Carolina on a family vacation. brought an oz of some super dank and double bagged it in my suitcase. i had my own room with my girlfriend and figured it was ok to smoke some bowls in my bathroom if i turned the vent on and used s sploof. i guess wrong. the vent led directly into my family members bathroom and i was caught when my little cousin asked what the sweet smell was. what a horrible situation:p
 
shit!

just got caught by my mum for the FIFTH time for cigarettes

shes cutting off all money to me now

but mostly im pissed cos i wont get a cig tonight :(
 
I was 17 at the time, I was given time to arrange accomodation and was working at the time. I was living with mum and she wasn't going to tell dad unless I moved with him.

It ended up I was going to live in this horrible boarding house in Noble Park and after she saw it she said she wouldn't tell dad if I moved in with him just so I wouldn't have to live in this shithole. The month before I was going to move there one of the residents was robbed and murdered by another resident.

So I just ended up at my dads house luckily, fuck knows how my life would of turned out had I moved there.
 
shith3ad said:
my parents also were home when i took a xanax and some beer and was sliding down the stairs one night...and passed out. they were on the phone with poison control.....that was a shitty night indeed.
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You passed out WHILE sliding down the stairs? Hahaha.

Also, you need to stop getting caught so much.

6 years of drug use and I've never been caught by the po-po or my parents and I shootup dope many times a day in their house.
 
2 days before my birthday, found my safe, broke open the lock, inside they found 276 pills, of which were 30mg orxicodone, 80mg oxycontins, and an ancient 160mg oxycontin. 2 day before my b-day. FML.
 
I got busted a couple months ago, not too great of a story. But I just got busted Monday morning I think it was.

So my brother has a friend in town, so my parents told me to live with one of my friends for 7-8 nights. So I figured out how long ecstasy stays in your system, and how long I'd have to flush it out, especially to the kind of drug tests my parents give me. So I say what the hell, take 1.5 pills Sunday night, expecting to see my parents about 7 days later. My mom told me to go home on Monday morning to talk to my dad about who knows what. I figured I would have to take a test. I took one, failed for MDMA and MDA. My dad was like "Wtf are those?" I was honest and told him I took a pill of E the night before. Told me to give him the keys to my car, and I'm getting checked into rehab in a couple days, and selling my car. When I asked why I'm going to rehab, he said I'm addicted to drugs. lol. I hadn't done anything in nearly 3 months, and I'm addicted? haha. He said any amount of drugs is too much. And drug addicts take too much drugs.
 
^ Wait, your parents are actually checking you into rehab and selling your car because of a roll? Jesus, I thought my parents were a pain in the ass in high school.
 
Wow JasonSmith, im sorry to hear that.
You're the first person i know who's parents ever went to the length of using the extended drug tests. Have you ever thought about showing your parents Erowid or Bluelight? You never know, it might help.

Best of luck to you man!
 
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