Film: 2012

[Bardeaux]

Starring John Cusack, Amanda Peet and Danny Glover.

Directed by Roland Emmerich ( Independance Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 10,000 BC)

Set for release in November of 09.



I feel like I've seen this movie already.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz86TsGx3fc

 

[SpiralOut]

C'mon. They got it all wrong.

December 21st, 2012 is when the aliens come back and beam us up to the mothership. Everyone knows that! Duh!

 

[smotpoker]

This movie is gonna be amazing! Mark my words!

 

[L2R]

i'd prefer it if it were directed by roland shitkicker
even though i don't think shitkickers even a film director

 

[Banquo]

The fake trailer is HILARIOUS...

2012: It's a Disaster!!!
<<YouTube Link>>

 

[thiozu]

Nice trailer thats for sure. I reckon It'll be a good movie, most definitely will get bashed to fuck, but that won't change my view on it.

 

[thujone]

looks totally retarded. hmm yes buildings will collapse everywhere on earth, aircraft carriers will capsize and the u.s. government finally unveils what they've been hiding at area 51. it makes perfect fucking sense! no, no, wait. it doesn't. at least the plot of deep impact included a plausible cause for our mass extinction.

 

[ladyinthesky]

i think this movie is going to make a lot of people think, but i do not think its going to do well.
we've seen this before, you know whats going to happen in the end. im still going to see it either way cuz i think the effects are great
BUT
in the trailer i got pissed off , they destroyed the Sistine Chapel ceiling!!! thats my favorite piece of art , shit if thats going to happen i need to get to Italy

 

[L2R]

The fake trailer is HILARIOUS...

2012: It's a Disaster!!!
<<YouTube Link>>

oi shit, if that was the trailer, i'd actually pay to see the film.

 

[lostNfound]

I will pay to see this now matter how shitty it is.

Conspiracies and bullshit aside, I'm a fan of Armageddon in general.

 

[L2R]

if you like to see things breaking, buy some eggs. you'll find more plot smashing them yourself than what will be in this obvious piece of crap.

 

[lostNfound]

oh i'm fully aware of the qaulity to expect and im not going in with high expectations
cant be any worse than than the day the earth stood still

 

[Bardeaux]

^ It could be worse indeed. ( M Night Shyamalan's 2012 )

 

[L2R]

maybe it's my age, but i really have better things to spend my time and money on than a movie i know i will complain about later. i'm an old bastard.

 

[tambourine-man]

Not really. Being cynical about stupid films is simply a sign of enlightenment.

When you publicly state that Scorcese is an overrated windbag, you get a PhD from the University of Life.

 

[L2R]

then i'll stick with my cert III.

 

[karruters]

this movie will be sacred

it will be bible

 

[DrGonzo899]

Title 'Generic Disaster Movie'

I'm interested in the 2012 prophecy and this movie just seems to be exploiting it.

 

[Hypnotik1]

Well if anything the special effects look phenomenal....

 

[Max Power]

Admittedly, I would have watched this film last year when the first wave of 2012 buzz was washing over the interwebs.

But since then I've wised up a fair amount and realized it's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent likely just another conspiracy theory with absolutely no merit behind it.

The special effects look OKAY, but even then I don't think it's enough to justify the lack of real plot or the nonexistent deviance from the mundane banality that is Hollywood.

If I wanted to see shit blow up without a real story to back it up I'd go see Transformers.