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I got 8,42$ to pass the rest of the month.

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hehe, you health freaks are funny.

Well, this is the Healthy Living forum so we'd be concerned about transfat, chances are. =D

Where do you live? Do you cook? What surrounds you?

You could live off foraging plants you didn't know were edibles, or even eating pigeon :) Or dumpster diving, as some mentioned.

A good thing is also to eat at your parents' or grandparents.
 
Well, this is the Healthy Living forum so we'd be concerned about transfat, chances are. =D

Where do you live? Do you cook? What surrounds you?

You could live off foraging plants you didn't know were edibles, or even eating pigeon :) Or dumpster diving, as some mentioned.

A good thing is also to eat at your parents' or grandparents.
Thank you Dtergent, for the link, saved my searching!

Yap then, dumpster diving, go behind greengrocer stores where they throw away pretty good vegies. I used to go and get for my rabbits food!!! Green leaves, they loved lettuce!




>thanks also zigzag>dumpster diving is when you jump in a dumbpster
 
Walk into the grocery store, pick out some good foods, and then just straight up run away with them.

Just make sure that its one of those big chain grocery stores run by a large heartless corporation, and not a mom-and-pop type establishment that actually needs your money.
 
I don't think anyone has suggested sit in a public place with a can and hold out your hand for money?

You can also tell people "I need five dollars to fill up my gas tank my car broke down" or "I need five dollars to buy a gas can to fill with gas to bring to my car" or "I need five dollars to catch the bus to get back to college" or any other lies that you can think up.

If you feel creative you can make a sign with markers and cardboard that asks for money

I bet you can get some cash these ways and as far as I know they're not illegal and no risk of getting caught shoplifting.
 
R&M, do not suggest or encourage people to do illigal things! There are other ways which may assist the person.


In regards to asking for money from people, we have enough beggars in the streets. On the other hand, if he offers something in return, he keeps his self esteem and decency by leverage!
 
make a sign that says "homeless, hungry, and diabetic, anything helps, god bless" and stand on the freeway offramp and look really pathetic and I'll bet you will make a quick $20-30 in no time. You will also get handed a good amount of food as well. This is what I did to support my dope habit during my homeless junkie days on the streets, and I was shooting a good $70-80 worth of heroin a day. I dunno how you feel about doing some shit like that, cuz I'm sure most people would feel they can't go that low, but hey desperate situations call for desperate measures right
 
^^I am sorry to say this, but I find that pathetic! He owes to whatever way he choses to do it in a way that he keeps his dignity and enhances his self esteem, and learn from it, to not come to such a situation again as he has at the moment.

Giving something in return of what he may get, to better his situation at the moment is the best bet. Desperate situations, should teach you a lesson, or one continues living on a limb.
 
^^I am sorry to say this, but I find that pathetic! He owes to whatever way he choses to do it in a way that he keeps his dignity and enhances his self esteem, and learn from it, to not come to such a situation again as he has at the moment.

Giving something in return of what he may get, to better his situation at the moment is the best bet. Desperate situations, should teach you a lesson, or one continues living on a limb.

no shit, its as pathetic as you can get, but when your starving and need money for food I don't think a person's dignity and self esteem is much in consideration. Its not like I'm telling him to go suck cock or go rob banks or something, which would definitely be going over the line. Shit with the way the economy is, jobs are hard to come by in some areas, and if for whatever reason the OP can't do or make enough cash doing the previous suggestions, I don't see the big deal in making a homeless sign and hitting the freeway to make some quick cash.
 
no shit, its as pathetic as you can get, but when your starving and need money for food I don't think a person's dignity and self esteem is much in consideration.

If people are in their situation because of alcohol or drugs, it is pathetic to go around and lie and scam money for "food". Thats why when a homeless person asks for money.... I ask them what its for and they 9 times out of 10 tell me for food... every once in a while they will say they need a loosey, or are close to a whole pack of generics, or even need change for a stem or just 1 more dollar for a rock. I give the people looking for just a dollar or change for drugs/paraphanelia .... so they go away cause half the time they are under the influence or withdrawling and will do things they could regret. I never pull out more than 90 or so cents are a dollar and a quARTER, AND NEVER PULL OUT CIGS OR A PHONE CAUSE THEN THEY WANT A STOG OR CELLY CALL, AND IVE HEARD OF PEOPLE RUNNING OFF WITH PHONES PLENTY OF TIMES... haha whoops caps. If they ask for 5 or 10 they never get it and if i give them a dollar and they ask for more I tell them all I got is a bus pass and they aint getting that, im a broke ass college student myself.

But if they say I am hungry I need food its been days or several hours sicne I tasted anything, then I offer to take them to the closest gas station to buy a cheap sandwich chips and milk, try to get them to pick the healthiest cheap shit..... or if a cheap restaurant is close I will pay there linch... sit down have them order and have them start cooking and pay right then and leave after its half way done so they dont order or try to cancel.... I always throw 10 percent tip too regardless of whatever service they recieve... always been that way for me and bums... aka homeless whatever... but after an underground party in the southside chicago in 03 I had eaten 2 mdma pills and 1 mda pill 4 hours earlier and was still going strong and was in such a bad neighborhood they gas stationwas covered in bulletproof glass anbd u slid in the money and told em what you wanted... I got pop rocks, gum, and strawberry milk (rolling) and marlborough milds, the homeless guy saw me get my change from a 20 and I had a nice chunk of change at the time and it was 5:30 am before the after party and dude coulda robbed me but he seemed sincer when he siad he was hungry , I mean he really did... aybe it was the rolls and empathy but he seemed so hones like he haden't eaten in days, I felt so bad and he was so skinny hopefully not from crack) so I told him t opick whatever gas station sandwich they had the biggest one, chips , a drink, and a cigar or pack of smokes if he smoked , and 1 candy bar his favorite, altogether it was like 12.50 and all my friends in the car were freakin', telling me to get in the car like it was dangerous and he could rob me, stab me, whatever but I totally trusted him... and he thanked me like 10 times, "god bless you brother" "no one has done anything like that in years" " I lost my whole family and have been o nthe streets for 6 years" "god bless you man than k you so much you have such a big heart, god has a place for you in heaven... and it made me feel so good, I smiled the rest of the morning.... and just thought about how glad I did that for that an. I made his day, maybe month who knows, he really appreciated it and I know because he opened everything and started eating in the parking lot he didn't even wait to sit down, and obviously didnt try to trade it for crack like some weirdos would do, hey man you want this tuna sandwich , candy bar, drink, and smokes.... for 5 dollars man!!!! "6 and ill throw in this other candy bar king size I jacked" LOL, who knows hahaha but he enjoyed that food and I enjoyed my good deed sorta derailed things but i'm jacked on methadone, caffeine, and pot.
 
I don't suggest anyone should steal. But you could always go into a large grocery store, get a pound of cheap ham and walk around eating it while you "shop". Just to get some sort of protein. Make sure you have some other stuff in your cart while your walking around.
 
Just because you force products through cracks and orifices to put them inside your body doesn't mean you aren't a theif.
 
If im ever really hungry and caught out without any cash i just steal from a supermarket... things like muesli bars are really good cause they are small and high in.. well, everything. Also, doing the runners from a convenience store is pretty easy.. just grab a bunch of what ever you want and gap it.

Of course this should be a last resort, and its alot more honest to just ask people if they would like you to help them carry there grocerys to there car and then ask if they have a spare coin or food item once you get there... and well if they dont.. just run off with there food! hhahahahahhaha
 
Idiocy? When you gotta eat you find a way. Its easy to judge people for there acts out of desperation when you've probably never been in the situation yourself.
 
Shoplifting is your answer here, or possibly gambling.

Or legally, find the bargain section of the nearest supermarket and hope for some epic finds.
 
Go to local pizza joints, act like you're waiting on someone and watch the other diners. Lots of people will order a large pizza and then sit down and eat a few slices and walk out, just casually go pick up the box and eat or leave with it.
You would not believe the abject waste of food I have seen in restaurants.

Just the other day I was in KFC and this guy ordered a two liter bottle of pepsi with his chicken, he poured himself like one cup and then left the nearly full bottle of pepsi. You bet your ass I picked it up when I left.

These are all sanitary and non dumpster diving methods for free food.
 
I just looked at ramens and they were 30-40 cents a piece.

Not even jesus could stretch 24 ramens 13 days.
 
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