My Doctor, Who Also Happens To Be A Close Family Friend Called Me Up Today . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

My doctor, who also happens to be a close family friend of mine,

Called me up today,

And said:

"LOVELIFE - I've got some good news and some bad news for you."

"I said - OK, Doc - give me the bad news first."

He said:

"Well, your test results came back, and I'm afraid that you are HIV-poistive.

Also - both of your parents were brutally murdered late last night by a crackhead in Washington Square Park.

I'm really, really, sorry, LOVELIFE."

Holding back tears, I asked my doctor friend:

"Well, what's the good news?"

He said:

"That there's no more bad news."

 

[New]

this is funny...but maybe you consider having an AIDS jokes thread.

 

[L O V E L I F E]

this is funny...but maybe you consider having an AIDS jokes thread.

Haha!

Forty percent of my comedy career is an AIDS joke thread.

 

[Mehm]

pretty funny, I think I've heard this formula before