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I drove off with the gas pump still in my car LOL.

Was at KFC, and wanted a "Famous Bowl". While we were in line to order, my friend said, "wouldn't it be hilarious if you said 'stoner bowl' instead of 'famous bowl?' That'd be so hilarious! You know, like a 'bowl' (pipe)". We were high, so we had a good chuckle about it for a minute, but then I got paranoid that I was really going to say it, so when my time came to order, I was so focusing on NOT saying it, that I said, "Yes, I'd like a stoner bowl, please?" Funny thing was, all she said was, "Okay, that'll be $(however much it was). Please pull forward."

I think I'm going to order my food incorrectly every time from now on. This was one of the few times they got it right!!! Lol.
 
I was blazing outside at my boys house awhile back, and his parents came home. We were out back and I just stuffed the bowl (which was burning) into my pocket. Completely forgot it was still lit and the weed fell out of the bowl and burn a hole into my pocket. It didn't stop there. I had flaming weed ember burning the shit out of my thigh, so I'm sitting there yelling what the fuck in front of my friends parents looking crazy. I pulled it off as a bug bite or something stupid....felt pretty retarded though.

Sometimes I'll rip the bong and leave my lighter on the top, resting on the ice. I'll forget about the shit and look over a while later, and I'll end up having to fish down my bong to get it out. I tend to forget that ice melts lol.
 
haha I was toking up with some buddys and we were getting all "philosiphocal" (sp.?) with our thoughts. I don't remember much, but i remember having a 35 minute long conversation as to why and i qoute:"shoelaces just may be, the answer to life". hahaha fun time.
 
Hanging out with a bunch of people and I was REALLY stoned on some good chronic. I got up to use the bathroom, got back to the room, and realized I had forgotten to zip and button my jeans and buckle my belt. Luckily it was cold out, so I had a big hoodie on. I spent the next 4 minutes trying to do all this under my hoodie, without letting people know I am a complete scatter brain. I hope no one noticed, and if they did no one said anything. Needless to say, now I am always sure that I am ready to leave the bathroom before I do so.
 
i went to go for a session with a mate and was in a hurry, quickly locking up my house and grabbing my buds as i ran out. I was supposed to grab my bong/spin/bowl/scissors. I'd already been smoking at home so i was stoned as. We got halfway to our spot before i forgot about all the utensils we needed. Went back, grabbed the bong in a hurry, started back towards our spot, forgot the scissors, bowl and spin. Had to drive back AGAIN and get the scissors/bowl but was in such a hurry i forgot the spin. Needless to say we didn't drive back again we just drove around shouting out of the car asking people if we could buy a cigarette, luckily we got one or my mate would have killed me hahahaha
 
blacktusk said:
i went to go for a session with a mate and was in a hurry, quickly locking up my house and grabbing my buds as i ran out. I was supposed to grab my bong/spin/bowl/scissors. I'd already been smoking at home so i was stoned as. We got halfway to our spot before i forgot about all the utensils we needed. Went back, grabbed the bong in a hurry, started back towards our spot, forgot the scissors, bowl and spin. Had to drive back AGAIN and get the scissors/bowl but was in such a hurry i forgot the spin. Needless to say we didn't drive back again we just drove around shouting out of the car asking people if we could buy a cigarette, luckily we got one or my mate would have killed me hahahaha
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That is hilarious. haha :) bet it was a fucken adventure though
 
dude that blows! LOL damn i can relate though..

shit like that with my old friend happen to us all the time!.
 
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hahaha i have not dose that yet but i always drive away and the gas door thing is open, and if i am hella high i will feel stupid and laugh the hole way home because i can see the gas door is open as i drive every where.
 
Ohhh, my gosh. A few weeks ago, my parents went out of town, so I being a clever cat, decided to have a party AND drive my dad's car (I don't have my liscense.)
So, I was driving to Dash-In late as hell that night for gas and blunts with my best friend and we were both smacked. We had a FAT blunt sitting in the ashtray, but we were only going to be a minute. Without thinking, we both get out, go in, buy the shit and come back out. I look at her and go, "Uhh, hey, do you have the keys?" she says no. We look in the car and the fucking keys are on the seat and the blunt's in plain sight. And to make matters worse, there's a cop sitting on patrol by the liquor store that's right across the way. So we end up looking sketchy as hell trying to break into my car and end up calling a locksmith like, 3 hours later.
 
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