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I drove off with the gas pump still in my car LOL.

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Jdangles18

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I was always afraid I would do this and it finaly happened. I was fried and I went to pump the gas but I was to tied to stand so I got back in the car . A couple mins later my friends were saying that they need to get to school now and that they didn't want to drive with me bc I was fried . So I was like ok we should go now. And I pulled away and I heard a loud noise . I looked back and saw the gas pump on the gound. Everyone was laughing and I'm lucky I didn't yank the pump off. Luckly no one saw it happen at the gas station . So what's the dumbest thing u did while high?
 
Dumbest thing I ever did when high was walk up to a policeman not 2 minutes after smoking a joint and trying to mess him about. Yeah that ended well, ¬_¬
 
One time I smoked a bowl at my friends house out in my car. I lit up a smoke (ciggy) afterwards and hung out with him for a few minutes, then we said our goodbyes and he went inside.

I backed out of his driveway and started to drive down the road. I flicked my now spent cigarette out the window as I have so many times before, and watched it get caught in the stream of air going around my car. This conspired against me and sent the cigarette back into my window. This was nothing new, I'd seen it happen before.

What made this incident special was that A) I was high and B) the cigarette didn't go to the back of the car or the floor as it had all the other times. I felt it burn the back of my neck and thought it must've went between myself and the seat. I practically drove off the road trying to find this thing. I found it at the end of the road caught between my sweatshirt and tshirt, still smoldering slightly. I was shocked and had never had that happen to me before.
 
Jdangles18 said:
... they didn't want to drive with me bc I was fried...
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you have some smart friends. ;)

You should probably give driving and operating heavy machinery a miss when you're stoned.

If you can drive off without:

a. paying for the gas
b. removing the pump

will you remember to stop at the stop sign or traffic lights???
 
expothead said:
you have some smart friends. ;)

You should probably give driving and operating heavy machinery a miss when you're stoned.

If you can drive off without:

a. paying for the gas
b. removing the pump

will you remember to stop at the stop sign or traffic lights???
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I paid with a credit card but I looked at the pump and it was stopped at 98 cents Lol.
 
Drove off with the bank tellers tube or paid for my munchies at McDees and drove right past the pick up window and half way home before I realized I had no food!
 
HA! i was in the car w/ a friend who did the exact same thing.

still trying to think of my worst stoner moment......
 
i asked the drive-through lady at Wendy's for Arby's sauce. I even got pissed for a second when she said they didn't have any.
 
hydroazuanacaine said:
i asked the drive-through lady at Wendy's for Arby's sauce. I even got pissed for a second when she said they didn't have it.
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i blazed before work one day and went into a chick filet....

i think i ordered 2 chicken sandwiches.... and they only rang up 1...

when they gave me one i was like "the fuck? look at my eyes.... does it look like i want just one god damned sandwich?"
 
Well the other night me and 2 friends were ridiculously high, to the point where i really didnt know what to do with myself. Anyways were talking a bit and somehow for some reason i responded to my friend " well you know man, when the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, its amoree!" immediately after i finished saying it we both started singing it for a solid 5 minutes while my friends roommate shook his head at how retarded we both were. This was all spontaneous lol
 
I was entirely sober when I ripped the gas hose off the pump. I was dead embarrassed, but the guys at the gas station just smiled and said it happens all the time. In fact, the pumps have a built-in flex protector that allows the hose to break free of the pump. Nothin' but a thing. I was feeling a fool and apologizing all around. They said it happens like 4 times a week. Who knew?

Hey, at least I made almost 40 years old before I did somethign that dumb.
 
My friend had just smoked one time and he went to go fill up his car w gas. Well he picked up the nozzle and was gonna put it in the car when for some reason he pulled the trigger on the nozzle and sprayed gas ALL over the roof of his car and all over himself, everybody at the station just stared at him. He reeked like gas for the rest of the day too.

It was quite the scene.
 
unfourtunately being stoned makes me hyper aware of thing usually both one time me and me friend left a smoking sesh at my house to go to wendys and on the way there forgot where we were driving and why >.< didnt even remember till way later
 
i was driving with my friends and pulled up to the speaker at the drive through and started ordering our food into the speaker.... then the whole car started laughing hysterically... soo loud, i turned to them like what tha fuck...and they were like maan thats not the speaker its the garbage can!! they never let me live that one down....
 
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