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I drove off with the gas pump still in my car LOL.

Not so much dumb as it is funny but...

I went up to my best friend's mom and told her that her son was a pussy.
 
when me and my friend got super stoned and i kept forgetting where we were going when i was driving. literally he would tell me and every 5 minutes id just forgot and miss all the turns hahaha
 
Dad calls right after chiefing it and wants me to pick him up downtown (he's fucked up too lol). So I go down there to pick him up, see him on the side of the road, stop way too quick and more less cause a three car rear end chain. Luckily - I guess as far as the law is concerned - it technically wasn't my fault so I got off with a "next time try to be more careful" lecture from the cops.
 
MetalHeel said:
Dad calls right after chiefing it and wants me to pick him up downtown (he's fucked up too lol). So I go down there to pick him up, see him on the side of the road, stop way too quick and more less cause a three car rear end chain. Luckily - I guess as far as the law is concerned - it technically wasn't my fault so I got off with a "next time try to be more careful" lecture from the cops.
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I've done that too, slammed on the brakes way too hard whilst blitzed, although nothing was hurt but my pride! My friends made fun of me about it... Lol that's what one gets for smoking and driving... It is very fun that is true but life isn't a video game the consequences are all too real!
 
probably laughing my ass off in 8th grade when people were doing presentations in class.....I actually got kicked out for laughing so much.
 
I was once walkin down the street with a joint in hand and i walked past a shop and decided to go buy a chocolate. So i merryly just walk into the shop with my joint and take a hit while looking for what choc i want. Then i realized. Oh shit i'm smoking weed in a airconditioned sealed public area. I ran out ran away very quickly lol
 
This other time i was walking in a township area called soweto and this was during the time of Zenaphobia against zimbabweans here in south africa. Our locals don't have any problems with us whiteys though so i didn't really feel threatened. I was totally high and saw a local guy busy kicking this zimbabwean guy in his stomach on the floor. I went up to him and asked "hey man why you kicking him". He then explained to me in zulu "these illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs and our women, they must all die". I then remembered
 
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thetruth9 said:
This other time i was walking in a township area called soweto and this was during the time of Zenaphobia against zimbabweans here in south africa. Our locals don't have any problems with us whiteys though so i didn't really feel threatened. I was totally high and saw a local guy busy kicking this zimbabwean guy in his stomach on the floor. I went up to him and asked "hey man why you kicking him". He then explained to me in zulu "these illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs and our women, they must all die". I then remembered
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8o​
 
thetruth9 said:
This other time i was walking in a township area called soweto and this was during the time of Zenaphobia against zimbabweans here in south africa. Our locals don't have any problems with us whiteys though so i didn't really feel threatened. I was totally high and saw a local guy busy kicking this zimbabwean guy in his stomach on the floor. I went up to him and asked "hey man why you kicking him". He then explained to me in zulu "these illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs and our women, they must all die". I then remembered
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Wtf?
 
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