Yo, I want to use this thread to bitch about all the fuckin adult swim shows i dont understand or just really f'in hate for no good reason!! warning, TLDR ahead!
So i will start off first with Superjail since that is the post above me. OK, who the fuck came up with this shit??I seen One episode where the crazy d00d with the bug eyes goes loco and locks up everybody in the entire world, and then they all stand crying while fires burn in the background and they make it look like they are mocking concentration camps and shit. I dont know maybe just becuz Every Fucking Day of my life for the past 4 months I have had the possibility of prison over my head, but watching this show while stoned made me have a serious WTF moment. I dont know why it just was not entertaining for me and i laught at some twisted fucked up shit.
Second, Home Movies. Well, I am pretty glad that this piece of shit is off the air now becuz when it first came on , when the adult swim schedule was the shit sometime back in the 2003-2005 era that i cant really remember becuz of drugs, it was great. Every night was something watchable like ATHF, harvey birdman, sealab, space ghost, watever. Those type of cartoons. Then all of a sudden that Home Movies and that other one Mission Hill that I barely remember, invaded the schedule and all of a sudden I was forced to watch totally abstract, random cartoons that looks like they made of jello cuz the lines are constantly moving, and looks liek it was drawn by the people that made this shitty Saturday Morning cartoon called Science Court that was on in like 1997. So, I really dont remember nothing about either of these two shows, only that I dont remember them being funny or really makin much sense, and i can definately remember being pissed that they were always on.
Robot chickin. ok, I guess this one gets a pass but really, wat the fuck? Sometimes its hilarious and sometimes I am disturbed as hell! One time they had a kid that was driving a space ship and it turned out that in reality he was having a stroke and dying. Yea, that one really sucked to watch with your boyfriend when his dad just died of a stroke like a couple months ago . Hilarious! I know the writers didnt know that me and my man would be watching and that aint their fault but Iunno, strokes didnt seem that funny to me.
But sometimes, that show makes me laugh my ass off. So, Robot Chicken, Stop being so fuckin irregular! God damn, why can one episode of you make me LOL for 15 minutes and another one make me change the channel in disgust! And that theme music, WTF! Am I the only person who ever had, "Cluck cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluckyclucka cluck cluck cluck" Stuck in my head, just me and the little chicken from the end of the show theme goin in my head driving me nutz.
I know Im exposing my self as a mental patient with my ranting here but damn i had to get it out.
OK, whose next, Hmm...
Look around you! Wat on gods green earth is this flaming piece of fucking shit!?? I got a idea....You know all of the horrible film strips we used to watch in elementary school science class that was boring as fuck and we alway sslept thru? Well, how bout we make a FAKE show, that looks exactly like that! And people will think its real at first, and then, they realize that it aint when some totally ridiculous shit gets said like its factual information, and then, theyll still be totally fucking bored!
I dont even KNOW wat to make of that show with the fat guy with the sharpie marker beard and the one that dresses like a lady with downs syndrome. THAT makes look around you look like the free for all fun fest at your local sex emporium where you can fuck 3 hookers for half price all night long and the heroin and crack are free! Neon shit! Totally fuckin random images of gross shit flashed on the screen! Shit that makes ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKIN SENSE! Great, put it on TV!!!
I used to really hate Tom goes to the Mayor, I still dont know why, i think it was just real depressing that everyone always failed all the time at the end of every episode, so i was glad when that one ended when it first came around.
I aint even gonna dignify the Xavier show by typing words about it. *shudder*
At least they started showin some of the good shit again on AS. I would take ATHF (make some new eps already dammit) with some Squidbillies and other shit I like but dont feel like writin down right now anyday. It aint like there aint good shit on AS just that the bad shit is right there next to it as far as the amounts of each they gotm, i guess you gotta sift thru the bad to get to the good tho.
I hate all anime shows on there by defnintion so i ait gonna get into that, and all those other shows I hate that I never bothered to watch and didnt stick around long enough for me to get forced into watching them cuz I am bored, I hate those too, so , if a show is on AS, i probably hate it, inless I love it.
Sorry for all the hateration in here. None of it is against nobody that likes those shows, I just had to vent a lil bit about why the hell so many shitty shows are on adult swim now and they just seem to be totally random shitpiles that got on TV somehow. the AS schedule has definately changed with the times to the type of shit that is in the moment, cuz right now that style seems to be pretty popular with alot of people but damn. It wouldnt hurt to have a vintage AS line up one time with like athf, sealab, brak, venture bros, harvey birdman, and that type shit once in a while.
