The Straight Dope
Bluelighter
Just yesterday I had the displeasure of experiencing such a thing. The dude I was fighting was pretty much sober. So I guess he took some things I said a bit too personally, and then he started charging at me. Let me tell you adrenaline and heroin don't make a good mix, so I don't think I got the "energy shot" that I would need to give me acute co-ordination and reflex abilities. I didn't cower and not fight back though, I punched him a couple times and was grappling him and trying to get him to the ground, but once I took a knee to the forehead I pretty much had to start telling him to stop
. And that is how I lost the fight, I have a good feeling being high on heroin had a lot to do with it, as a substance it just makes me too calm and careless. The only positive effect of H was that I pretty much felt absolutely no pain from any of the blows, even the knee to the head. This could also be a negative though, maybe if i felt the pain I would've retaliated harder.
Well after the fight, the other dude starts getting all emotional and he starts crying and whatnot about how he thought me and him were best friends and how I stopped returning his calls and how his life is so hard and mine is so easy and I get more shit out of it blah blah blah. Basically this guy is pretty lacking in the social skills department and when he talks it gets pretty annoying, hence why I stopped returning his calls, and I only hung out with him a couple times cause I was really really bored and he had some shitty weed to smoke. Well basically this dude has the most annoying voice in the world, he talks like a wigger sometimes, his voice cracks, and most annoyingly he will cut off my sentences, and start tapping and touching me to force me to pay attention to shit he's saying that I absolutely don't give a shit about and he just doesn't seem to be able to take social ques. The fight pretty much started when I told him to stop interrupting my sentences and he got all emotional about it and took it really really personally. I remember one of his comments to me after the fight being something like "Oh let me guess you didn't wanna go to the street races with me cause you had "cool guy" shit to do". It just sucks he had a slight size advantage and caught me when I was half-nodding out and out of my element. And finally, yes I will continue to make fun of annoying people without any social power behind their backs, even if they are nice to me, I'll have to choose the people I tell such things better next time perhaps.
Oh yeah and at the end my body and limbs were all shaking ucontrollably from the mixture of neurochemicals in my brain.

Well after the fight, the other dude starts getting all emotional and he starts crying and whatnot about how he thought me and him were best friends and how I stopped returning his calls and how his life is so hard and mine is so easy and I get more shit out of it blah blah blah. Basically this guy is pretty lacking in the social skills department and when he talks it gets pretty annoying, hence why I stopped returning his calls, and I only hung out with him a couple times cause I was really really bored and he had some shitty weed to smoke. Well basically this dude has the most annoying voice in the world, he talks like a wigger sometimes, his voice cracks, and most annoyingly he will cut off my sentences, and start tapping and touching me to force me to pay attention to shit he's saying that I absolutely don't give a shit about and he just doesn't seem to be able to take social ques. The fight pretty much started when I told him to stop interrupting my sentences and he got all emotional about it and took it really really personally. I remember one of his comments to me after the fight being something like "Oh let me guess you didn't wanna go to the street races with me cause you had "cool guy" shit to do". It just sucks he had a slight size advantage and caught me when I was half-nodding out and out of my element. And finally, yes I will continue to make fun of annoying people without any social power behind their backs, even if they are nice to me, I'll have to choose the people I tell such things better next time perhaps.
Oh yeah and at the end my body and limbs were all shaking ucontrollably from the mixture of neurochemicals in my brain.