Will i see a decent government before i die?

[Perkins : Reborn]

I would never accuse you of reading the tabloids! Just that the tabloids push that agenda. And NRPF is real.

I always preferred Debee Ashby. Hot.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I would never accuse you of reading the tabloids! Just that the tabloids push that agenda. And NRPF is real.

I always preferred Debee Ashby. Hot.

Oh yeh, I forgot about her. My personal favourites were Maria Whittaker and the lovely Linda Lucardi.

Wouldn't the world be a much better place if all we had to talk about were page 3 models of yesteryear??

But I still don't buy this NRPF. They mght not be allowed to claim benefits, but they are GIVEN plenty.

 

[4DQSAR]

Oh yeh, I forgot about her. My personal favourites were Maria Whittaker and the lovely Linda Lucardi.

Are we now on our little 'fantasy cabinet' now?

OK

The Defense (The Full-Backs & Center-Half)

• Goalkeeper: Stephanie Rahn – The historic pioneer who started it all in 1970 she stands as the bedrock of the team, mirroring her role as the foundation of the feature.
• Right Full-Back: Jilly Johnson – One of the 1970s originals, an elegant but old-school defender who plays the traditional, uncompromising 1930s style.
• Left Full-Back: Linda Lusardi – A powerhouse of the late 70s and 80s. Unbelievably consistent and tough, she shuts down opposing wingers with sophisticated positioning.
• Center-Half (Captain): Samantha Fox – The absolute boss of the pitch, the center-half stopped the opposing center-forward and distributed the ball. The essential 'spine' of the team.

The Midfield (The Half-Backs & Inside-Forwards)

• Right Half-Back: Kathy Lloyd – A relentless box-to-box engine room player who bridges the defense and attack perfectly.
• Left Half-Back: Maria Whittaker – Another 1980s legend. Known for high energy and physical stamina, providing defensive cover while launching forward counters.
• Inside-Right: Melinda Messenger – Bringing the late-90s boom. An incredibly creative playmaker with immense mass appeal, acting as the tactical link to the frontline.
• Inside-Left: Geri Halliwell (Horner) – The ultimate wild card who did a pre-Spice Girls stint on the page Nostalgia Central. She injects total "Girl Power" into the 1930s forward line.
  

The Attack (The Wingers & Center-Forward)

• Right Winger: Keeley Hazell – Representing the massive 2000s. Blessed with blistering pace & massive popularity, she tears down the flank and puts the ball in the box.
• Left Winger: Lucy Pinder – A massive fan favorite of the 2000s. Possessing tremendous strength and physical presence, she cuts inside from the left wing to bully 1930s defenders.
• Center-Forward: Katie Price (Jordan) – The ultimate headline-maker and prolific striker. Fearless, highly opportunistic, and always demanding the spotlight, she is the perfect, ruthless goal-scorer to lead the line up front.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Oh yeh, I forgot about her. My personal favourites were Maria Whittaker and the lovely Linda Lucardi.

Wouldn't the world be a much better place if all we had to talk about were page 3 models of yesteryear??

But I still don't buy this NRPF. They mght not be allowed to claim benefits, but they are GIVEN plenty.

Maria Whittaker. Now we're talking.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Are we now on our little 'fantasy cabinet' now?

OK

The Defense (The Full-Backs & Center-Half)

• Goalkeeper: Stephanie Rahn – The historic pioneer who started it all in 1970 she stands as the bedrock of the team, mirroring her role as the foundation of the feature.
• Right Full-Back: Jilly Johnson – One of the 1970s originals, an elegant but old-school defender who plays the traditional, uncompromising 1930s style.
• Left Full-Back: Linda Lusardi – A powerhouse of the late 70s and 80s. Unbelievably consistent and tough, she shuts down opposing wingers with sophisticated positioning.
• Center-Half (Captain): Samantha Fox – The absolute boss of the pitch, the center-half stopped the opposing center-forward and distributed the ball. The essential 'spine' of the team.

The Midfield (The Half-Backs & Inside-Forwards)

• Right Half-Back: Kathy Lloyd – A relentless box-to-box engine room player who bridges the defense and attack perfectly.
• Left Half-Back: Maria Whittaker – Another 1980s legend. Known for high energy and physical stamina, providing defensive cover while launching forward counters.
• Inside-Right: Melinda Messenger – Bringing the late-90s boom. An incredibly creative playmaker with immense mass appeal, acting as the tactical link to the frontline.
• Inside-Left: Geri Halliwell (Horner) – The ultimate wild card who did a pre-Spice Girls stint on the page Nostalgia Central. She injects total "Girl Power" into the 1930s forward line.

The Attack (The Wingers & Center-Forward)

• Right Winger: Keeley Hazell – Representing the massive 2000s. Blessed with blistering pace & massive popularity, she tears down the flank and puts the ball in the box.
• Left Winger: Lucy Pinder – A massive fan favorite of the 2000s. Possessing tremendous strength and physical presence, she cuts inside from the left wing to bully 1930s defenders.
• Center-Forward: Katie Price (Jordan) – The ultimate headline-maker and prolific striker. Fearless, highly opportunistic, and always demanding the spotlight, she is the perfect, ruthless goal-scorer to lead the line up front.

Methinks you have thought about this a little too much

But what a brilliant team that would be! I'm sure women's football would be far more popular with a lineup like that!

If any of you actually know how to use AI, please make it so...

 

[4DQSAR]

My knowledge of football is basically just my love of that episode of 'Ripping Yarns' entitled 'Golden Gordon' and those Harry Enfield sketches about 1930s 'Association Pootball'. Cloudless summers.., young boys kicking a ball around... jumpers for goal-posts... and so on.

Oh, and of course 'Colemanballs' from Private Eye.

"do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?"

"With half of the race gone, there is half of the race still to go"

"There is nothing wrong with the car, apart from that it is on fire"

"That car is totally unique, apart from the car behind it, which is identical"

"The gap between them is now nine-tenths of a second; that's less than a second!"