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Do Blondes count as minorities?

I guess technically but I’d allow it. Still relying on stereotypes but I got not problem with that generally, just none of that icky shit.

Dad jokes it is, then.

Debatable. There are plenty of comedians who don’t rely on lazy stereotypes to be funny but also innovate.

All down to skills, my man ❤️
 
Debatable. There are plenty of comedians who don’t rely on lazy stereotypes to be funny but also innovate.

All down to skills, my man ❤️

The most fun is comedians making light of stuff you're not supposed to talk about, although they don't have to be stereotypes with people, per se.

But if I post that one here, I might get in trouble like I did in my last drugforum.

George Carlin.
 
The most fun is comedians making light of stuff you're not supposed to talk about, although they don't have to be stereotypes with people, per se.

But if I post that one here, I might get in trouble like I did in my last drugforum.

George Carlin.
Yeah, a lot of comedians use subject matter that might offend me if regular people say it in a conversational way, but when they say it it it's so fucking funny how can you not laugh? It's transgression and they give you permission to laugh at something you wouldn't otherwise, which can be very liberating
 
A blonde gets a call from her friend about going to a party at a friend's house. She then realizes her car is being repaired.

She says "the party is like 5 miles away and doesn't have a car she can drive ". Her friend says "if you can get there, I will give you a ride home".

On The day of the party it is nice out, and she decides to walk there. After about an hour and 20 minutes, the blonde realizes she has walked about 4 miles. However she says to her self; 'this is too far, I am too tired, and I don't think I can make it'. So she turns around and walks back home.
 
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I guess technically but I’d allow it. Still relying on stereotypes but I got not problem with that generally, just none of that icky shit.



Debatable. There are plenty of comedians who don’t rely on lazy stereotypes to be funny but also innovate.

All down to skills, my man ❤️
Ok, I probably have English, Scottish and definitely Irish blood in me; can I tell some not offensive( not really offensive), jokes involving them.
Yes one of the jokes starts of: A Scot, an Englishman and a Irishman, walk into a bar. Please, they aren't that bad and I probably have all three bloodlines among others in me.
Definitely the Irish and almost definitely some English and possibly some Scottish, ancestors.
I guess technically but I’d allow it. Still relying on stereotypes but I got not problem with that generally, just none of that icky shit.



Debatable. There are plenty of comedians who don’t rely on lazy stereotypes to be funny but also innovate.

All down to skills, my man ❤️
Hey, I am white guy. They aren't that bad, and are funny and not that offensive. Besides a white guy making jokes about white people. Of whom they have or probably, possibly and definitely have ancestral, links too, ( depending on which ones).

So nothing terribly offensive, pretty please; I have been good so far this month,lol. 🥺 Also, I was punhished 3 times for the same posts a while back.
 
A blonde gets a call from her friend about going to a party at a friend's house. She then realizes her car is being repaired.

She says "the party is like 5 miles away and doesn't have a car she can drive ". Her friend says "if you can get there, I will give you a ride home".

On The day of the party it is nice out, and she decides to walk there. After about an hour and 20 minutes, the blonde realizes she has walked about 4 miles. However she says to her self; 'this is too far, I am too tired, and I don't think I can make it'. So she turns around and walks back home.



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haha ;);) winky winky. two in the pinky, one in the stinky.



no wonder u were asking though.
 
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haha ;);) winky winky. two in the pinky, one in the stinky.



no wonder u were asking though.
Hey, she walked 4 of the 5 miles and then walked 4 more back home= 8 miles. Because her friend was going to drive her home, she could have gone to the party and saved an hours walk. I don't think that basic punchline is bad at all. That is tame.

Sure you can tell people how to illegally manufacture drugs and hint at procurement( I have never, I only use legally stuff).

But offensive jokes; wow the left is big on censorship. They claim tolerance.🤣🤣 They want Big Brother to control everything and only allow that which they deem okay.

Look at all the censorship and outside media blockage, in Canada.

Not to mention the Internet gestapo in The UK. Good thing America got rid of them. Can you imagine having King Charles on our money?

Or worse, but King Camila could actually have her picture on British pounds. Seriously, the royal mint could decide to do so. I doubt it, will happen.

I will always hate Big Brother.
 
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