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Game Rap Battle - spit your hardest bars!!

Vapid nerdy rappers get ignored, disgraced
I'll show em what this smif n wes is good for
When I displace half their face,
When I spit its like a big ass can of bear mace, got you running in circles in place
Casting blue magic like Jace the wizard
Ice magic causin blizzards while I'm drinkin O E and gettin slizzard, took some acid now I'm a lizzzzzaaard

Off the dome get on my level

Bryan Cranston Mic Drop GIF
 
Off the dome get on my level

you dont know shit about levels im on 20 your on 1

go eat your burnt honeybun

you gotta learn whos the master of this game son
 
you gotta learn whos the master of this game son

this shit aint about fun, its about vices

ima do you worse then they did ram prices

your in a crisis while im playing crysis, you wish you could be like this
 
these all read like they poems with no aura or flow
I suppose its mostly due to using no recorded audio
adios, done with all these rappers quick like vaminos
shots to the abdominal droppin y'all like dominoes
not a toe to tag cuz you don't step in the game
half way crooks and phonies gainin reputation and names
its hokey pokey, one foot in catch a snare where you hang

Who all is in for the audio battle cypher? Socal picked a beat like a month ago at least and we still lookin for ppl!! Cmon guys it would really give me something to do and ya'll seem capable if I can read
 
Cmon guys it would really give me something to do and ya'll seem capable if I can read

you can read? congrats kid heres a participation trophy, you probably still have all of yours to make yourself feel better

well ill send you a letter, it reads "you suck at rapping, so get stepping, this aint no cheerleading squad prepping"

and i mean that, ill send you a dvd of all my rhymes, no cap
 
Cmon guys it would really give me something to do and ya'll seem capable if I can read

you can read? congrats kid heres a participation trophy, you probably still have all of yours to make yourself feel better

well ill send you a letter, it reads "you suck at rapping, so get stepping, this aint no cheerleading squad prepping"

and i mean that, ill send you a dvd of all my rhymes, no cap

I mean all that ill send you dvd of all my rhymes no cap

wont ask if that dvd comes with the letter that ya wrote back
save your notepad, yea fella I got trophies that are throwbacks
your vo-cab doesnt add up as you literate
if I suck at rapping than your craft is insignificant
I got shit to do, your right lemme get to stepping
the cherleaders already been prepped and undressin
smith & wesson in the belt cus nobody be checking
just tell me youll participate and ill send you to heavan

ps -- Awesome ill let shordie know I think we got 3 more now!
 
I mean all that ill send you dvd of all my rhymes no cap

wont ask if that dvd comes with the letter that ya wrote back
save your notepad, yea fella I got trophies that are throwbacks
your vo-cab doesnt add up as you literate
if I suck at rapping than your craft is insignificant
I got shit to do, your right lemme get to stepping
the cherleaders already been prepped and undressin
smith & wesson in the belt cus nobody be checking
just tell me youll participate and ill send you to heavan

ps -- Awesome ill let shordie know I think we got 3 more now!
vocab dont matter i just need to make my point
i dont give a shit about anything i got k2 in my joint
everything is abhorrent, just disgusting
you say so much in rhymes but it all means nothing
 
The thing with Shakespeare is you don't get it... then you do... then you realize WHY the guy is still considered the GOAT. He wrote for everyday people - not a posh elite.

Aaron (the Moor) "Villain, I have done thy mother."

Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 2)
 
The thing with Shakespeare is you don't get it... then you do... then you realize WHY the guy is still considered the GOAT. He wrote for everyday people - not a posh elite.
not a posh elite
just like rfk i did coke off a toilet seat
i go to 7/11 and i get the nachos, extra meat
i know a guy named pete
 
^Question -- Do you believe the person in history known as William Shakespeare wrote all of that?

Heres what I heard (and totally could be bullshit) is that he was an everyman only because they chose someone and paid him to be the voice/face of the writing? Before I start googling, any truth to that

4d -- you should totally battle. You good at everything..... I enjoy music cuz it is not the part of my brain I use often and it is genuinely tough for me to learn

*AI OVERVIEW -- for what its worth*
Shakespeare is not a nom de plume (pseudonym) used by another individual, though alternative authorship theories—such as the claim that Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, used the name as a pen name—have been debated by some researchers.
• The Academic Consensus: Mainstream Shakespeare scholars and historical records confirm that William Shakespeare of Stratford-upon-Avon was a real person and the actual author of his plays and poems.
• The Oxfordian Theory: Proponents of the Oxfordian authorship theory, discussed by organizations like the Shakespeare Oxford Fellowship, argue that Edward de Vere (de Vere) used Shakespeare as a pseudonym to hide his identity. However, this claim is rejected by mainstream historians due to a lack of contemporary evidence.
 
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^Question -- Do you believe the person in history known as William Shakespeare wrote all of that?

Heres what I heard (and totally could be bullshit) is that he was an everyman only because they chose someone and paid him to be the voice/face of the writing? Before I start googling, any truth to that
Before I start googling, any truth to that
i dont google shit i just do lines of m-kat
in my closet theres a bat that doesnt like my cat that wears a hat and talks to the rat that ate the bat
and thats a fact
 
^Question -- Do you believe the person in history known as William Shakespeare wrote all of that?

Heres what I heard (and totally could be bullshit) is that he was an everyman only because they chose someone and paid him to be the voice/face of the writing? Before I start googling, any truth to that

4d -- you should totally battle. You good at everything..... I enjoy music cuz it is not the part of my brain I use often and it is genuinely tough for me to learn

*AI OVERVIEW -- for what its worth*
Shakespeare is not a nom de plume (pseudonym) used by another individual, though alternative authorship theories—such as the claim that Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, used the name as a pen name—have been debated by some researchers.
• The Academic Consensus: Mainstream Shakespeare scholars and historical records confirm that William Shakespeare of Stratford-upon-Avon was a real person and the actual author of his plays and poems.
• The Oxfordian Theory: Proponents of the Oxfordian authorship theory, discussed by organizations like the Shakespeare Oxford Fellowship, argue that Edward de Vere (de Vere) used Shakespeare as a pseudonym to hide his identity. However, this claim is rejected by mainstream historians due to a lack of contemporary evidence.

There is an overwhelming body of evidence about the life and works of William Shakespeare (Upstart Crow). In almost every case there are extant first folios and even in his own lifetime other playwrights either knew him, coresponded with him and as the nickname implies, envied him.

It was the classic case of a 'grammer school oik' creating greater works that his contemporaries who had all passed through the public school/Oxbridge path.

I suggest he was quite shrewd because some of the histories were clearly to gain the approval of the crown because just to stage a play, it first had to pass a censor who would be given the role by royal perogative.

But equally while Marlowe wrote 'The Jew of Malta', Shakespeare's response wasn't to castigate his friend but to write 'The Merchent of Venice' - the one with the famous speech and where term 'pound of flesh' was coined.

Shylock isn't a hero but crucialy, he is a person.

Then, later in the play Portia's speech convinces Shylock that he should give the mercy HE asks for earlier in the piece.

Because Shakespeare wasn't just a capable writer but deals with the human condition, the language and iambic pentameter may take time to comprehend, but the subjects are timeless. In essence, you only get out what you put in.

But there are meta-jokes which as you know is bang on MY humour! Often at the expense of stereotype parts, bad writing and overwrought plots. He doesn't break the fourth wall (or 'third wall' as Joe Orton joked) but the more you see his work, the more you see just how beautiful he sets up those jokes.

Germany has Einstein, Belgium has Janssen, we have Shakespeare and crucially, the vast amount of language be it newly coined words or idioms.
 
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^ damn, shit, its getting intellectual
when manic im mad sexual, spitting bars but it's textual
rigatoni when im lonely bake the noodle til im vexed you will
Tony boned a pony stoned he groaned "thats architectural"
 
I got 20 fuckin levitating cars
Daily doordashing my sushi
all the way from Mars
It's fuel for my bars, Samurai slashin
Rhymes so good models use it as fashion
Double desert eagles, heavy be blastin
All the girls yellin, "OMG what just happened!?"
While I'm coolin in the corner,
smokin a blunt in the back end
 
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