Snortin whisky, Drinking cocaine?

[lost weekend]

 

[lost weekend]

Whose prolapse are you not jealous of my man?

I'm struggling to get off the damn sofa, want a cuppa tea and am home alone so not ideal. Trying to order my leg to swing off the sofa but it's having none of it ffs. Gonna just push my leg off physically (off the sofa, not my body) and see if that helps matters

Fukkin want tea, is that too much to ask God??? Ehh? Honesty, deities never listen. Deaf bastards

After pushing your leg off sofa are you now in the same predicament but on the floor

Left foot ,right foot
I'm still jealous lol

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Don't worry prolapse ain't my thing ,apparently it's a genre in porn and unfortunately through no fault of my own I once seen it for a split second flash across my laptop screen while I was shopping for electric lawnmowers, it's an image that's burned into my mind
You need to get yourself one of those tea ladies or men ,just like in tv

So glad I've not seen one as I too get grim images burned into mind quite easily.

I used to have a tea lady, I taught her to make incredibly good tea, but then she went and left. Bloody kids!

Edit - threw leg off sofa which started a chain reaction and now I have tea, and a homemade curry (Gulai Kambing Lamb) that's been thawing all day put in the oven, and got some rice simmering. Am impressed with self and looking forward to dinner!

 

[lost weekend]

After pushing your leg off sofa are you now in the same predicament but on the floor

Left foot ,right foot
I'm still jealous lol

So glad I've not seen one as I too get grim images burned into mind quite easily.

I used to have a tea lady, I taught her to make incredibly good tea, but then she went and left. Bloody kids!

I was going to message you back to make sure you got your tea safely but your sorted now

 

[lost weekend]

So glad I've not seen one as I too get grim images burned into mind quite easily.

I used to have a tea lady, I taught her to make incredibly good tea, but then she went and left. Bloody kids!

Edit - threw leg off sofa which started a chain reaction and now I have tea, and a homemade curry (Gulai Kambing Lamb) that's been thawing all day put in the oven, and got some rice simmering. Am impressed with self and looking forward to dinner!

That is impressive, I normally stick a pizza in the oven and then fall asleep instantly until kicked by my wife cos oven is on fire
Not all the time ,once or twice a week
Enjoy your lamb curry ,best meat to have in a curry

 

[Shambles]

Don't worry prolapse ain't my thing ,apparently it's a genre in porn and unfortunately through no fault of my own I once seen it for a split second flash across my laptop screen while I was shopping for electric lawnmowers, it's an image that's burned into my mind
You need to get yourself one of those tea ladies or men ,just like in tv

Ahh, the old pink sock: a classic of the fetish genre

 

[jose ribas da silva]

I see a parallel between this post and anal sex. The reason is simple: some things are intended to have a specific function, but humans try to find another one for them

 

[Shambles]

I see a parallel between this post and anal sex. The reason is simple: some things are intended to have a specific function, but humans try to find another one for them

Same goes for oral sex but, funnily enough, blokes don’t use that example as often

 

[jose ribas da silva]

Same goes for oral sex but, funnily enough, blokes don’t use that example as often

I agree, anal sex seems nice, but when the smell of shit comes, the fun goes away. In terms of oral sex, it is bizarre as well, urea does not have a good taste. Anyway, I love all of them, but I like to be a pig wallowing in the mud. Time to masturbate..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I agree, anal sex seems nice, but when the smell of shit comes, the fun goes away. In terms of oral sex, it is bizarre as well, urea does not have a good taste. Anyway, I love all of them, but I like to be a pig wallowing in the mud. Time to masturbate..

Yeh, anal sex is great when done accidentally. But when you've finished and the truth is out, there's that EEEWW!! moment. At least with cunnilingus, the taste of urine disappears after the first couple of swallows...

 

[PtahTek]

noice

 

[lost weekend]

I see a parallel between this post and anal sex. The reason is simple: some things are intended to have a specific function, but humans try to find another one for them

Like trying to dry your underwear in the microwave

 

[Featherfall]

gay men already invented the methods for keeping it clean, the prostate was made for a purpose wasnt it?

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Wouldn't know. I only ever shagged straight men.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

gay men already invented the methods for keeping it clean, the prostate was made for a purpose wasnt it?

How does that prevent a shitty nob?

 

[Featherfall]

How does that prevent a shitty nob?

you dont know about bottom prep? its a whole thing, making sure you dont accidently get poop dick

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Now I'm intrigued. Tell me more about this 'bottom prepping'?

(genuinely curious - but not in a gay way...)

 

[puke]

 

[lost weekend]

Now I'm intrigued. Tell me more about this 'bottom prepping'?

(genuinely curious - but not in a gay way...)

It's probably similar to how some people prep when they are down to their last blister pack
I don't know I'd have to look it up

 

[jose ribas da silva]

Yeh, anal sex is great when done accidentally. But when you've finished and the truth is out, there's that EEEWW!! moment. At least with cunnilingus, the taste of urine disappears after the first couple of swallows...

I see your point, urine in general starts to be palatable after a few attempts, but the same is not true for shit