When you say once more I come out the winner I suspect you may be confusing me with somebody else?
But yeah, you only need one kidney and it turns out you can change your PIN number! Might even treat myself and change banks entirely
Canadian dignity is pretty mid tier and definitely not worth more than the Chinese version. In fact true Chinese dignity is a rarity, in these markets certainly. But if you can find some it's highly desirable due to it's duration and strength.
Can't speak for the US as both the Russian and American product is essentially worthless in the European market. There's no tariffs or taxes etc that I'm aware of as the whole business is deeply flawed and considered unethical.
Obviously the pricing varies depending on locality and but the qualities you mention I'm sure will raise your value, slightly...
Personally I prefer to retain my dignity wherever possible having lost a significant portion through various niche activities. I'm also concerned that future technology may allow cloning, reproduction and the possibility of unscrupulous individuals purposefully leaving traces of my dignity at the site of immoral activities which may implicate me in some very unsavoury business.
If you want my honest advice...
Sell the rose tinted glasses
Punch the mime artist
And if you need a tenner give me a shout.
But don't fuck about with your dignity, I don't think we know the full implications.
Oh and stay away from prossies that hang around round the back of chemists.