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Quoted for being one of the stupidest things I have ever heard

"Women are the reason men are gay! Think about it"

But without women there would be no non gay option? That is the gayest least logical thing ever
 
"The worst thing a person can do to you after they've hurt you is left you live.
That's how you truly and unmistakably destroy another human being.
I say this with some authority on the matter. While many might reason that the greatest cruelty of all would be to offer hope to someone who clearly has none, I would instead argue that the gift of survival after unspeakable trauma is a much more excruciating fortune.
There is nothing romantic, nothing decidedly empowering about becoming a survivor. 0f course, television has become a significant role in our cultural perception of survivors as strong, unbeatable, and almost divine pillars of integrity. We fawn over the image of a bald child who's receiving their last dose of chemotherapy. We praise the sight of the blood-soaked high-schooler who crawled across a pile of dead classmates and made their way to safety.
Naturally, there's an audience for anything and everything.
People will always be drawn to the idea of someone succeeding, and becoming something truly glorious after they've been ravaged, defiled, very nearly obliterated. But I can assure you there's nothing magnificent or outstanding about it. It is no rare, distinguished gift to survive tragedy, disaster, misfortune.
Nobody talks about the quiet, unbearable moments when the cameras aren't rolling, when interviewers aren't shoving microphones in your face and asking you, "What does it feel like?". Nobody mentions the quiet desperation of those who have survived - the quiet desperation to feel human, to connect to others, to be anonymous once more.
When the woman who has been assaulted finally takes her own life after existing in misery, in agonizing desolation for nearly five months, we don't praise her. We don't refer to her now as the divine being we once called her. We certainly don't think of her as "brave". Instead we say things like: "What a pity", "Not surprised", or, "She's in a better place now".
There's nothing glorious or wonderful about being a survivor. Those that like to hurt people know this for a fact. Perhaps that's why they go out of their way to cause heartache, despair. Maybe they get their kicks out of knowing that someone will survive their desecration and will be forever marked by what they have done - permenantly stained.
I've learned that if you want someone to truly suffer, let them live." - Eric LaRocca, This Skin Was 0nce Mine
 
It is other people who teach us who we are. Their attitudes toward us mirror how we learn to see ourselves, but that mirror distorts us. - Alan Watts.
 
"I may write only what I know in space:

I am that I am.
Thee, Word, begat Me and this is all I know about myself at any point in space.
But the potent phrase is a word-lock of static intention; meant to keep me in my place.
Any point in space is an argument place and I will not be confined to one point, I will argue out the word-lock so that I can move.
I want to travel everywhere in Space."

-Brion Gysin, "Notes on Painting" (1960/1963)
 
This Be The Verse


They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have kids yourself.

Philip Larkin
 
Carl Jung's quote, "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it Fate.

( * note to self. I think everyone is Unconscious. )
 
Eye of the Tiger I Slept with Tiger
0pen up Star Magazine
See my face, read my story
How do I say with without sounding obscene?
Someone famous put their dick in my hole
So many times, I met him for sex
Even though he was married
I can prove it, I have voicemails and texts
Just as long as you can pay my price
You see...
I slept with Tiger
And his stroke was real good
Rising up was no challenge for old Tiger
And it seemed so appropriate his last name is "Woods"
Since he always was rock hard, when IIIIIIIII
Slept with Tiger
Face to face, having some fun
Rendezvous in Las Vegas
Every night he would get 2 holes in 1
With his "Nine Iron"
And this is whyyyy
I slept with Tiger 'cause he's famous and rich
And I'm too scared to sleep with 0.J. Simpson
Now the tabloids are calling me a gold-digging bitch
'Cause he's married with kids, but still IIIIIIII
Slept with Tiger
Tiger was, always on top
Slamming balls into my sand-trap
He'd pop an Ambien, but that didn't stop
Him from fucking me against his SUV
I slept with Tiger every chance that I got
Even though, right at first I did deny it
He's what they call a "blasian"
Which I think is so hot
'Cause it's black-but-not-too-black
So IIIIIIII
Slept with Tiger
I
I slept with
I slept with
Tiger Woods
Whore!
 
Carl Jung's quote, "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it Fate.

( * note to self. I think everyone is Unconscious.

We have two selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant, and the shadow. Ignore it and life is forever suffering. ~ The Countess

American Horror Story: Hotel


Eye of the Tiger I Slept with Tiger
0pen up Star Magazine
See my face, read my story

You and the other five hundred ladies.
 
Vogue Going Rogue
Look around, everywhere there's Sarah Palin
And her retarded kid, too
[smells of pee and poo]
0n the news, morning, noon and every night
She's like the fucking swine flu
I just assumed the moment she didn't become VP
That she would just go away
Now I see those ugly glasses every time I turn on TV
Can you believe it? Look:
The bitch wrote a book

Going Rogue
It's gonna be half-price by this Summer
Going Rogue
It makes the perfect gift for Joe the plumber
You should just shop-lift it
Chapter 0ne is all about the failed election
That's what she's most famous for
What a stupid whore
0prah won't be naming it a book selection
She thinks that Sarah's a bore
It makes no difference that she can't read or write
'Cause she's got child-bearing hips
She got a six-figure advance to fucking throw up this tripe
It is the last sign of the apocalypse

Going Rogue
I mean it, f****t, don't buy it, dummy
Going Rogue
Please don't give this bitch your fucking money
You should just shop-lift it
Steal it and return it
Make a bonfire and fucking burn it
Go see that bitch on her book tour
Tell her that this isn't literature
That's for sure
It's good for
Propping open a door

Going Rogue
Here's my review: don't fucking bother
Going Rogue
I'd rather read about Mackenzie fucking her father
Can you believe they did it?
Lost the race for John McCain
Way too folksy, way too plain
Tina Fey really rocked her
She loves hunting from a helicopter
Levi Johnston, small in size
Keep your Johnston in your Levi's
Remember that stone-throwing whore
Was Miss Alaska '84
She's a maverick, she's a MILF
David Letterman? He's just filth
For abstinence, she's really keen
Bristol pregnant at seventeen
Willow Piper, track and trig
Putting lipstick on a pig
White trash roots are really showing
She don't care, the bitch is
Going Rogue
Whoooo
Would wanna read a book that's written by a retard?
Whoooo
Said that she can see Russia from her backyard
 
Walk Like an Egyptian Choke on my Erection

I meet a guy and ask him what he'd like to do
He replies "I think it's all about sucking you"
He takes my hand, to the mens room we blaze, of course
He drops his pants
[oh, way, ohhhh]
0f course he's hung like a fucking horse
0n my knees, he looks down at me and moans
[oh, way, ohhhh, way, wayyyy, ohhhhh ]
"Choke on my erection"
I'm in a cab with a hot and horny guy in the drivers seat
I'm in the front
[oh, way, ohhhh]
He offers me something hot to eat
0n the dashboard is a picture of his wife back in Istanbul
I'd ask her name, but
[oh, way, ohhhh]
It's rude to talk when your mouth is full
He looks down at me in his lap and moans
[oh, way, ohhh, way, wayyyy, ohhhh]
"Choke on my erection"


Sorry if this is a little dirty; I know that's very out of character for me.
 
I Kissed a Girl Squirrel
This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walking in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It's called bestiality
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don't start a riot
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I like it
I liked it
[don't judge, you know you've had worse]
Don't even know what you're about
You're another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And they tasted like feces
And sure beneath those tiny paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex-with-animal laws
Hard to obey
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You're intrigued, don't even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn't straight, it wasn't gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Don't knock it, gurl, 'till you've tried it
'Cause I liked it
I liked it
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to ignore it
I lost control and I just went for it
I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part where he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don't have rabies
'Cause now I'm pregnant with sex of his babies
He had a tiny dong, thank God I'm tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
 
Promiscuous Syphilis

Been waitin' on you, girl, since around 10:30
Been feelin' kinda funny since we did the dirty

Every guy I sleep with says the same thing
Let me guess: you've got a rash on your ding-a-ling?
And I've got cold sweats and I've got the chills
And I've gone through a case of Lamisil

I told you we should have used protection
But you couldn't think straight with your erection
Now lets go to the chorus section

Hey, Syphilis Girl, tell me what the funk
You left your mark all over my junk

Hey, Syphilis Boy, we'd better review:
Did you get it from me, or did I get it from you?

Hold up, girl, don't be no cynic
I saw you last week coming out that clinic

You've tapped every ass in this place
Even that skank with the sores on her face
I didn't hit that many, I was just chillin'
Then what's with that bottle of Penicillin?
Nelly, don't get the wrong idea
I take the Penicillin for my Gonorrhea

Hey, Syphilis Girl, I got your disease
I wanted your body, not your STD's

Hey, Syphilis Boy, now don't you blame me
That's the price you pay for promiscuity
Hey, Syphilis Girl, this is one wicked strain
By this time next week we will both be insane

Hey, Syphilis Boy, I think you are wrong
I'm feeling it now as we finish this song
 
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten pounds of ravioli

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Herpies
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 free back page listings
Herpies
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli



On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 corpses cackling
9 free back page listings
Herpies
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free back page listings
Herpies...again
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli



On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 swollen kidneys
A Valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free back page listings
Herpies
For real
7 shots of Narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli
 
Hey guys, I figured I'd start a thread for any random miscellaneous collection of words you find throughout the day that you like, find funny or inspiring. If this thread already exists in some fashion, feel free to merge but I didn't really see it.

I post this stuff all the time on FB, but ppl probably find it annoying so maybe I'll start just posting it here. Don't forget to credit the author! I'll start:

"They are everywhere.

The tragedy-sniffers are all
about
they get up in the morning
and begin to find things
wrong
and they fling themselves
into a rage about
it,
a rage that lasts until
bedtime,
where even there
they twist in their
insomnia,
not able to rid their
mind
of the petty obstacles
they have
encountered.

They feel set against,
it’s a plot.
And by being constantly
angry they feel that
they are constantly
right.

You see them in traffic
honking wildly
at the slightest
infraction,
cursing,
spewing their
invectives.

You feel them
in lines
at banks
at supermarkets
at movies,
they are pressing
at your back
walking on your
heels,
they are impatient to
a fury.

They are everywhere
and into
everything,
these violently
unhappy
souls.

Actually they are
frightened,
never wanting to be
wrong
they lash out
incessantly
it is a malady
an illness of
that
breed.

The first one
I saw like that
was my
father

and since then
I have seen a
thousand
fathers,
ten thousand
fathers
wasting their lives
in hatred,
tossing their lives
into the
cesspool
and
ranting
on."

💙 Charles Bukowski, They Are Everywhere
They want us to elect em, pleasure, bow down and protect em. Lost. The culture's lost...
 
If being smart is your specialty what are you without it -Socrates
 
i was taught if you're gunna murder somebody you should face em
look em dead in the eye, tell em why, than waste em

this rap shit divided by pantie lines, so which side are you on pussy? (That one dont even rhyme and its funny)
 
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