BK38
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So, some of you may have played the game "never have I ever" with friends - in that game, you drink or get a point every time you have done what the person has stated.
For example, if you stated "never have I ever...drank alcohol," everyone else in the group who has had an alcoholic beverage before gets a point (or if it was played in person, they'd take a drink).
I personally have lived a pretty wild life by conventional standards and I thought it might be fun to see if there are some other degenerates out there with "high scores" in their lives (emphasis on high).
So, I'd like to play a game with my fellow BLers (and maybe Greenlighters...if you can hang). I am going to write a series of things I may have done (or not if LE or a prospective employer is looking at this). If you've done what I state, give yourself a point (or more if stated). Tally up your points at the end and we'll see if you are as depraved as you thought!
WARNING: SOME OF THESE THINGS WILL BE MORE TAME THAN OTHERS AND MAY BE TRIGGERING! ALSO, IF YOU HAVE OCD IN TERMS OF FORMATTING, POINTS, ETC THEN THIS MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU. THIS WAS DONE WITH THE AID OF DRUGS (Maybe... prob like Nyquil, lolz)
Never have I ever...
For example, if you stated "never have I ever...drank alcohol," everyone else in the group who has had an alcoholic beverage before gets a point (or if it was played in person, they'd take a drink).
I personally have lived a pretty wild life by conventional standards and I thought it might be fun to see if there are some other degenerates out there with "high scores" in their lives (emphasis on high).
So, I'd like to play a game with my fellow BLers (and maybe Greenlighters...if you can hang). I am going to write a series of things I may have done (or not if LE or a prospective employer is looking at this). If you've done what I state, give yourself a point (or more if stated). Tally up your points at the end and we'll see if you are as depraved as you thought!
WARNING: SOME OF THESE THINGS WILL BE MORE TAME THAN OTHERS AND MAY BE TRIGGERING! ALSO, IF YOU HAVE OCD IN TERMS OF FORMATTING, POINTS, ETC THEN THIS MIGHT NOT BE FOR YOU. THIS WAS DONE WITH THE AID OF DRUGS (Maybe... prob like Nyquil, lolz)
Never have I ever...
- Consumed drugs with a TOTAL stranger
- Taken drugs in an airport (I will allow some tame shit on a technicality... like smoking all your weed at Amsterdam airport before hopping a flight)
- Taken drugs on public transport (a ferry, a subway,a bus etc)
- Taken drugs in a Taxi or Uber etc...
- Exchanged sex or sexual favors for drugs
- Skipped out on sex for drugs
- Cold copped (found and bought drugs with no connection) in a place where you DO NOT speak the language or know the area. This is worth 2 points. 1 point if you just cold copped. 2 points if you didn't even speak the language and scored when cold copping.
- Consumed drugs (of any kind) with an active duty police officer or military member (emphasis on active - it doesn't count if you smoked weed with your off duty police officer cousin on Thanksgiving or some shit).
- Had a gun pointed to your head/at you as a result of drugs (anything counts - deal gone wrong, cops, a robbery etc. - it just needs to be a result of drugs or drug seeking/selling, so on)
- Gone to a sex club on drugs
- Unknowingly taken drugs to another country completely by accident
- Knowingly taken drugs to another country
- Faked an injury or the severity of an injury to secure drugs at a hospital or other medical facility
- Been ripped off in a drug deal (been given fake drugs, the wrong drugs, less than you paid for etc). This is worth 2 points because that sucks man.
- Been addicted to an opiate/opiod.
- Been addicted to a stimulant.
- Been to a drug rehabilitation center (You get 1 point for every time you have gone, with a maximum of 3 points...even if you've gone more)
- Suffered a drug related psychosis
- Been in a psychiatric hospital
- Overdosed (any drug counts...even if you're a lightweight and greened out on some ganja..PUSSY! /s...kinda)
- Processed a drug into another form to consume (For example: creating crack/base from cocaine, hash oil from weed/hash or even a simple cold water extraction of codeine).
- Bartered or traded drugs with no money involved (For example: I might have traded 10 adderall 30mg instant release for half an Oz of weed)
- Worked for drugs directly (For example: I may have stayed up all night busting my ass to get an art exhibit ready for some cocaine hcl)
- Used drugs as a performance enhancer (it can be in any way... I may have taken a viagra to get it up once or taken methamphetamine to edit a friend's lengthy novel in a weekend, maybe you drop LSD and so you can really Mongolian-throat-sing when you're peaking - I haven't done the last one lol - but if you have - i want the story)
- Seen shadow people or other hallucinations from sleep deprivation.
- Been kicked out of a club for doing drugs.
- Combined a upper with a downer (for example: cocaine + heroin)
- Quit a drug you were addicted to cold turkey (stopping abruptly without tapering - weed doesn't count because I make the rules...PS, I may have been smoking weed for 23 years and am addicted and have had to stop abruptly before and IT DOESN'T COUNT because if you're a proper degenerate that shit barely registers mentally).
- Had a seizure as a result of drugs.
- Blacked out as a result of drugs (alcohol counts...it is a DRUG 100%...Pet peeve is people seperating alcohol and drugs...ALCOHOL IS A DRUG YOU JUDGEMENTAL AA BASTARDS - Someone may have had some bad experiences with holier-than-thou alcoholics at meetings).
- Used a connection to get out of the consequences of doing drugs like being arrested (perhaps your Grandpa is golfing buddies with the mayor and you manage to elude jail time that way etc)
- Spent your salary for a month in less than a week. If you count on welfare, same deal.
- Stayed awake for 5 days +
- Taken drugs at a festival
- Taken drugs at a UNESCO heritage site (For example....maybe you took MDMA on the Great Wall of China)
- Mixed 2 or more psychedelics together (LSD + MDMA is a classic example)
- Snorted a drug off of another persons body
- Used enough cocaine to not feel your face (most of your face counts too... but not some BS like just your gums and nose were numb)
- Injured yourself in a moderate/severe way but not realized it when it happened (because you were high or impaired). This only counts if you seriously considered going to a hospital or did. You get 1 extra point if you went to the hospital because you might have gotten nice pain meds... woops, I MEANT TO SAY BECAUSE YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND TREAT YOUR BODY LIKE A TEMPLE)
- Done drugs with a parent or guardian (anything but alcohol counts... alcohol is too socially acceptable for this...and is in general imo...such a shit drug ime...)
- Written A LOT (minimum 10,000 words) in 24 hours thinking you're the next Ernest Hemingway (only to realize in the stark reality of day/sobriety that you wrote 99% bullshit)...Thinking on it, this can count for 2 points. If you've written a bunch and it was half decent...you get a point... if you look at your writing post-high and think you should probably see a neurologist, give yourself an extra point). Yes it is counter-intuitive, but if you did a good job with your scribblings, only 1 point. Garbage you thought was gold = 2 points. 1 extra point if you are an artsy freak and wrote it on something weird - like bed sheets, a friends desk, with body paint on someone (i have NOT done the last one but PM me if you're down, hot and cool)
- Woke up and drank alcohol as the first thing you put in your body (lammmmeeeeeee degen with no proper drugs amiright? But I may have been there)
- Woke up mid-coitus with someone (this could be really dark but.... true story, maybe, like the rest of this shit but... I woke up with a girl in a different city 2 hrs away with her riding me like Seabiscuit and zero recollection of how I got there...she was not terrible looking but we later figured out this girl basically raped me).
- Bribed an official in any way relating to drugs (an example might be as tame as bribing a stuard of a prohibited section of the Great Wall of China so you and your friends can rave there... oddly specific eh? *wink*)
- Done drugs with the person helping you or tipped with drugs for a service such as Doordash or Uber eats (Perhaps you tipped the pizza delivery guy with a couple grams of weed along with a little cash in Boulder Colorado). 1 bonus point if you got the delivery person feeling right by getting em highhhhh.
- Done drugs in an EXTREMELY dangerous/stupid place (maybe you lit up a joint in an airport mariott in SINGA-FUCKING-PORE when you were 17... a place where you'll get YEARS for simple possesion...definitely not me though *winks so much I look like I'm having a seizure, which is essentially this whole fucking game, lol)
- Got someone high by ACCIDENT (sounds sketchy right? But for me, I may have left a hookah prepped and loaded with like 10g of hash in the mix...not my fault if my sister and her friend decided to go into my room and just smoke that shit...I might have thought my door was locked somehow until I heard someone giggling...turns out my sister was cosplaying as a giggling human doorstop (that's bolded just because it's a great set of words - put that shit on my tombstomb)...her friend also took a solid 30 seconds to notice we were in the room...her response to us was simply "want some?" lol, couldn't even be mad because they were so stoned it had me giggling without any pot). If you have ever drugged anyone knowingly without consent, FUCK YOU and you're a terrible person and... -1000 points because fuck you, that's not cool.
- Given away drugs for free (by free, I mean no strings attached - completely free - no expectation of anything, not even company, just straight up sharing that psychoactive love). This also only counts if you were nice about things... NOT DROPPING 800 mics of acid on someone who has never done psychedelics! Not cool. Not even hypothetically ya know? Also that hasn't happened to me, but hypothetically I'd be a glass of orange juice or something...JUST SAY NO!)
- Woke up in a different country without remembering going through border control...very patchy memory accepted because I know this is a high bar of degeneracy, but...we can go harder... if you transported certain illicit substances in additon to this...I'm giving you 3 points total (2 points if you just blacked out without the contraband) because you're as lucky as SWIM (I plead da 5thhhhhh...also in before we don't use SWIM...I KNOW OK FFS...like i'd ever do something so insane - PSA - DON'T COMBINE STRONG LAOTIAN BEER WITH BENZOS AND OPIUM - YOU MAY TELEPORT - possibly to a prison...but if you a lucky bastard like me, you might have just wound up in your apartment with shoes on, your passport and a bunch of prohibited substances haphazardly shoved into a backpack with 0 effort to conceal them).
- Had to go through passport control geeked/drunk to the gills or just in no state to be on a plane = 1 point. 1 extra point if you forgot you had a flight at all and had to try and get your shit together before travelling in a rush (which may have happened to someone when they were drinking whiskey and racking lines all night and got a call wishing them a "bon voyage" - giving said person just enough time to take a 2 min shower, shove a piece of gum in their mouth, hop in a cab and successfully complete a visa run).
- So...someone may have used up all their lives in general, but specifically with regard to airports. I know this is VERY specific, but if you have used a class A drug in full view of LE in an airport (they may have been heavily armed with mp5s or some kind of HK smg) you get 2 points, because that's some seriously dumb/degen shit. You get 1 extra point for style if you did it on one of those moving walkways...the flat escalator type things ya know... *Heroin addiction and the perceived invincibility of youth is a hell of a combo*
- Gotten all coked out...on leftover birthday blow (I know that may be an oxymoron to some)...justified it by saying you don't want hard drugs in your house and then created a silly quiz for BLers (BECAUSE FUCK YOU ALL I WILL ALWAYS HAVE TOP POINTS IN THIS QUIZ UNTIL SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND PUTS SOME FUCKING EFFORT INTO A QUIZ. ALSO I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, THE GLOVE DON'T FIT ME!!! YOU MUST AQUIT...CUZ I'M LEGIT)
- OK, YOU CAN HAVE SOME EXTRA POINTS IF YOU'RE AN OG BLer and have 10 years + on this site... If you've had to use different accouts because you forgot your password or some shit...I WILL ALLOW IT because I am a benevolent gamemaster. This is worth a crazy 10 points because I value loyalty and I'm specialer than all you people that haven't been on here since 09 and your opinions aren't as valid because i have tenure.... /s)
- Gotten an infraction on BL - You can actually check this, I don't think I've ever gotten a point fuckers because I may be a VERY GOOD BOY(2 points if you've been warned and not gotten infracted because I'm not feeling consistent and I like it when people know the line). 1 bonus point if you have actually read the BLUA in full.
- Oh yeah, I totally didn't do any of this shit NSA, 5 EYES, JESUS and CH (actually CH, maybe I did wink, wink) who is watching from above ( See above MOSSAD, CIA, NSA, TSA, MLB, NBA, 3 LETTER AGENCIES, ESPIONAGE, TERRORISM AND SHIT). I just added all those words for shits and giggles because it has to suck analyzing flagged keywords on the internet and hopefully some NPC has to try and make heads or tails of this silly shite.
- I think the max points possible is 85 points (but if you really have no time you can double check...also, you have to read to the end to get ALL 85 points)
- I did this whole quiz and formatted it and added anecdotes in the spirit of Captain.Heroin, who was an amazing person and I miss so much because he was so fucking real. Captain, if you're watching from above, I'm sorry i didn't show you my penis over discord, if I had known you were to go in just a few months i woulda done that. Hopefully my dance for you while stripping all benzo-d out and drunk was sexy enough...even though I may have had to abruptly end the show because of a dislocated shoulder. Anyways, love you all BLers and an extra smooch to my degens out there. ALSO, If this last little bit about CH offends you, you didn't know the blue eyed angel he was...and his love for rambling anecdotes and nonsensical formatting and BOLDING SHIT AND CAPITALIZING unexpectedly... because that was just the way he was, all you real ones know. NOW MY LOVELIES, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOTTTTTTTTTT (send nudes if you think you're hot...it's sad we can't post nudes on here anymore because some fucking fuckwad will comb the internet for pics of you and shit and then you won't get the security clearance you need to work at HALIBURTON and sell overpriced equipment to the us government (is DICK Cheney dead? I don't care tbh, but someone let me know). ALSO, if you've actually reads all this bullshit (that was crafted with love), give yourself an extra point, you're probably on a list now!
- K, I'm DONE. Love you all! P.S. I may have spent a fucking hour making sure that all this was in the correct "person" grammatically. Basically SWIM, but more fancy grammatically BECAUSE I HAVE STANDARDS AND IT'S THE WAY CH WOULD HAVE WANTED. I EVEN WENT FULL OCD AND TALLIED THE POINTS LIKE A CAVEMAN WITH A PAD AND PEN (I will show photographic evidence tmrw if need be...but i legit spent a stupid amount of time correcting the grammer and tallying up the points
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